I don’t know if this Kaley Cuoco topless with her dog for instagram is considered erotic, because I don’t find Kaley Cuoco hot in any way, making no pics of her erotic. I am going to assume some people like it, because she’s on that huge fucking TV show, where she plays the babe amongst the nerds, a character I assume a lot of people who watch that shit are into, and ignore the fact that she helped kill John Ritter…because back on that show, she was hot enough to stop hearts…literally…but then turning 20 happened. I do know that I like dogs, not sexually, but because they are more human than humans, and possess the traits humans wish they had, mainly loyalty….and anyone who loves their dog, enough to get naked with them, or make them INSTAGRAM is probably not as bad a person as you’d assume she is, even if she’s annoying, and all fucking hollywood…
Little known fact, many years ago I posted Die Antwoord’s first video, a few days before it went completely viral because they are fucking nut cases…who are now international superstars for being nut cases but I get no credit, no kickback, no money, no thank you…just a whole lot of nothin’…and that’s ok, because I like girl the girl in the band’s hard nipples, but more importantly, I like how fucking weird they are…I guess this is what happens when you are from South Africa and not dying of AIDS…
David Fincher might never have actually entertained the thought of casting Yo-Landi Vi$$er of South African zef rap duo Die Antwoord as his Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (at most, she seems to have been a rabid pixie style icon for Rooney Mara’s Oscar-nommed take on Lisbeth Salander), but how much more twisted and subversive might the diminutive Visser have been in the role, tasering old pervs and getting dirty in the “Feel-Bad Movie of the Year?” Watch the video for Die Antwoord’s latest grime jam, “I Fink U Freeky,” and let’s brainstorm ways to make Yo-Landi’s movie career happen, already. In the video, Yo-Landi takes front and center warbling the mantra “I fink u freeky (and I like you a lot)” while partner and music video co-director Ninja busts his own rhyme and unleashes a furious flurry of dance moves with some unusual cohorts. (Johannesburg-based photographer Roger Ballen shares directing credit with Ninja and lends the proceedings his signature black and white aesthetic.) As in most of their oeuvre, the pair embrace the idea of freakishness with relish. Yo-Landi in particular presents various aspects of her persona: Alien she-creature, weirdo South African Gothic homemaker, urban tribeswoman, newspaper cosplayer, coy 21st century cavewoman. The lady’s a chameleon! Now, I caught Die Antwoord’s wheelchair gangsta short Umshini Wam at SXSW and there’s word they’re planning their own feature film called The Answer , described as “a high-energy, totally next-level, rap-rave feature film … [akin to] District 9 , but just with more rave and more rap.” I say, why stop there? Off the bat, I picture Yo-Landi in a Species reboot. An urban comedy. Heck, dress her up in Michelle Williams’ pioneer duds for Meek’s Cutoff 2 and she’d make it riveting. I’d watch it. [Hat tip to @matthewfong ]
This the funniest and most infectious music video I've seen in a long time. [ Ed Note : Die Antwoord has been around for about a year, but they are currently the new best thing .
