Perhaps Miley Cyrus should have spent less time showing off her butt bruises this week and more time applying suntan lotion. Because the singer has a serious burn. The superstar posted a pair of new photos to Instagram yesterday, the first of which is a close-up of her VERY red chest. No, this is not another Miley Cyrus topless picture. It’s an example of what happens when one fails to apply properly: Cyrus performed in Tampa last night and wrote as a caption to the painful image: “Quick change today is gonna be a realllllllllll bitch #fuckyeahtampa.” But how do you feel better about a major sunburn? With cash money, of course! Miley also shared a picture with followers that depicted many bills stuffed into her crotch because… well, we have no idea why. She simply wrote “#bangerztour,” apparently wanting us all to know how rich one can be when one Twerks and grinds with a giant teddy bear on stage.
It’s depressing but true: Kate Gosselin and her kids are returning to television for a Kate Plus 8 special that will not include the children’s father and Kate’s estranged ex, Jon Gosselin. But if you’re concerned over these kids once again being placed in the spotlight, don’t be. They are “extremely excited” for the opportunity… according to Kate Gosselin, that is. 23 Photos of a Terrible Mother Open Slideshow 1. Kate Gosselin, Twins Kate Gosselin is the mother of many kids. But she always put her financial and famous interests about theirs it seems. View As List 1. Kate Gosselin, Twins Kate Gosselin is the mother of many kids. But she always put her financial and famous interests about theirs it seems. 2. Kate Gosselin: Destroyed by Greed! Kate Gosselin has been destroyed by greed. According to this tabloid cover, that is. 3. Kate Gosselin Pissed Okay, maybe she’s not pissed. But Kate Gosselin does not look happy in this pic. At all. 4. Kate Gosselin Mocks Asians Is Kate Gosselin mocking Asians with this photo? One of her harshest critics says she is. 5. Nails on a Chalk Board Kate Gosselin is the human equivalent. 6. Kate Gosselin Waves Kate Gosselin waves to fans. Which apparently she has. 7. Kate Gosselin Smiling Kate Gosselin is all smiles, in spite of the fact that she just got fired. Most likely because this pic was taken months earlier. 8. Kate Gosselin Angry Kate Gosselin is often angry. It’s kind of a safe assumption with her. 9. Kate Gosselin Photograph Would you go on a date with Kate Gosselin? The former reality star is reportedly ready to find love again. 10. Kate Gosselin Facelift Did she get one? She says no, but some people say otherwise. 11. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Pic Nice. That’s all we have to say about this Kate Gosselin photo. Particularly because there is no audio. 12. Jon and Kate Plus 8 Jon and Kate Plus 8 back in happier times. Those were the days. 13. Kate Gosselin, Mady and Cara Kate Gosselin at Target with twin girls Mady and Cara. Cute. 14. Kate Gosselin Stizzyle Kate Gosselin, Kentucky Derby style. Wow. 15. Ugly Kate Gosselin Sorry to put it so bluntly. But Kate Gosselin has looked better. 16. Shut UP Lady Seriously, Kate Gosselin. Just spare us. 17. Kate Gosselin on Today Show Pic Kate Gosselin on the Today Show. What a character. 18. Mother of 8 That’s Kate Gosselin for you. Not a lot to add to that. 19. Hot Kate Gosselin Bikini Pic Let’s be honest. Kate Gosselin is hot. How many women can birth eight humans and look like this, are we wrong? 20. Bad as it Gets It doesn’t get much worse than Kate Gosselin on Dancing With the Stars. Bristol Palin maybe. That’s pretty much it. 21. Kate Gosselin and Sextuplets Kate Gosselin and the six kids she was pregnant with at the same time. Pretty remarkable feat right there. 22. Kate Gosselin’s New Haircut Kate Gosselin can waste money with the best of them. Look at her new hair! Totally worth a grand! 23. Kate Has a Bad Hair Day This would be more newsworthy, except when does she NOT have a bad hair day. Exactly. Peace. Kate tells Us Weekly that the kids “cheered like crazy” when she told them of the one-time TLC episode, which will be an hour in length and catch viewers up on where this family stands. “It was like I announced that it’s Christmas tomorrow,” Gosselin claims . “Our crew walked in and it was like they had never left.” That’s not necessarily a good thing, is it? Perhaps the kids should be used to life without cameras in their faces at all times. Especially considering how petrified Mady and Cara looked when they stopped by the Today Show in January. Jon, of course, is not included in this mini reunion, nor is he pleased about it. “He thinks it is a really bad idea for his kids,” a source tells the tabloid. “Jon feels he has his kids’ best interest at heart.” He can’t do anything about it, however. Insiders confirm that Kate is “not obliged” to tell her ex anything about twins Cara and Mady, 13; and sextuplets, Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel, 9. “Everybody is entitled to their opinions,” Kate says of Jon’s many critiques concerning her seemingly self-involved mothering style. “I don’t let it bother me or affect me that much. I’m led by my gut, my heart and doing what I’ve always set out to do as a parent.”
I’ve never been a huge UFC fan, probably because I don’t really care about watching a bunch of ‘roided-out dudes roll around on the ground in a ring. But that said, I am a huge fan of their octagon girls, especially when they look as hot as Aussie model Kahili Blundell here. And after checking out this spread Kahili did for the April issue of Maxim Australia , I think I finally understand why you guys shell out big bucks for pay-per-view. What I still don’t get though is why Kahili walking around in booty shorts doesn’t qualify as the main event.
