Isabeli Fontana is some old as fuck model who is 30, which to 30 year old women, will make them angry because they are in denial about being old as fuck, but can always look to Sofia Vergara for inspiration, since her sucking dick only really paid off for her by some fluke we call sucking the right dick, well into her 40s..not that all women care about being hot or desirable, I know fat as fuck slobs who can’t be vain just based on the number on the scale they are standing on….you know girls like Lean Dunham who could be 80 for all I know…she, despite being naked does exist… That said, Isabeli Fontana’s claim to fame is doing Victoria’s Secret at 16…back when Victoria’s Secret were on some Roman Polanski get tweens in their underwear kick, cuz it’s a grey area and the only way we can take those kinds of pics legally…you know before sex offending was a real crime…and now she’s showing her nipples for Ukraine Vogue, in a shoot I think I may have already posted, because I can’t imagine Ukraine Vogue getting exclusive pics of a Brazilian model’s nipples…it just doesn’t make any financial sense at all..
I think this picture of Courtney Stodden is a friendly reminder that she exists, you know after all that press she’s got over the years to become famous for the sake of being famous…but more importantly, it’s a friendly reminder that she’s fucking perfect and the kind of girl I would sing love songs to, hoping she would give our love a chance…or at least use me for publicity when promoting her sex tape that you know needs to happen…it’s just a matter of her falling into a little more irrelevance…which will happen…it happens to all girls…even the most delicate angel sent from heaven like Courtney Stodden…
Dario Argento ’s latest foray into horror, Dracula 3D (2012), is bare and bloody on Blu-ray this week, and we all know it wouldn’t be an Argento film without naked Asia . Asia Argento shows off her newly bolstered boobage in the lead role, while Miriam Giovanelli accompanies her with some full frontal. Meanwhile, A Perfect Man (2013) has Jeanne Tripplehorn breaking her three-year non-nude steak to give us a blurry look at her perfect mams. Anyone else feeling Tripplehorny? See pics after the jump!
Every responsible adult knows that bugdeting for food costs is just as important as keeping their lights on. And depending on the size of the family, those said expenses for nourishment can get pretty pricey… Continue
Mötley Crüe will soon strum its final note. The band, which has been together for 33 years, announced a press conference inside Beacher’s Madhouse Theater in Hollywood today that it is calling it quits. That’s the bad news. But here’s the good news: Vince Neil, Nikki Sixx, Mick Mars and Tommy Lee will say goodbye to their fans via a hug 72-date tour in 2014. This truly will be it, the musicians vow, so catch them on the road when you can in a few months. And, until then, figure out their place in hard rock history via the following slideshow: 7 Bands That Totally ROCK Open Slideshow 1. Motley Crue Motley Crue will say farewell in 2014. But the group will never be forgotten. View As List 1. Motley Crue Motley Crue will say farewell in 2014. But the group will never be forgotten. 2. Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin is, simply put, legendary. Is this the best hard rock band to ever hit a stage? 3. Metallica Enter Sandman? Enter Metallica in the discussion of best-all time hard rock groups. 4. AC/DC AC/DC often take its fans on a Highway to Hell. And the fans couldn’t love it more. 5. Pink Floyd Pink Floyd is responsible for a number of hits. All-time hits. Hits that will be around forever and ever. 6. Aerosmith Steven Tyler wasn’t always known as an ex-American Idol judge. He’s also the lead singer of this famous group! 7. Bon Jovi Much to the delight of fans, Bon Jovi is still going strong. Let’s hope the group never retires!
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