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Ashley Tisdale at Some Movie Premiere of the Day

People love Serial Duckface cuz it makes her nose job look better, Ashley Tisdale, which amazes me, because she’s not hot, or even relevant, despite what this red carpet event may make you think, hollywood is a lie, shitty movies happen all the time, buzz can get generated and girls like this, even without their new nose can confuse a nation into thinking she’s a babe…proving yet again that the general public are fucking idiots and just absorb everything they are told…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ASHLEY TISDALE on the red carpet you can CLICK HERE …but this Awkward Movie, named after everything Ashley Tisdale, one those should be straight to DVD numbers, that does get into theatres because the audience is getting dumber and dumber, had a bunch of other tweens at the event, like this one with the big tits named Addison Timlin, who I think prefers to go by her street name…TITS…. To see more of them CLICK HERE

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Anne V for Esquire of the Day

When looking at these pictures of Anne V…I’d like to issue a little disclaimer…Adam Levine has had unprotected sex with her…and we can assume he came in her at least once…in all of her orifices….because when you’re a model…and you bag a rockstar who is on TV and worth a ton of money you usually try to secure that shit…or at least show him a good time so that he doesn’t leave you for 3 other models…but when you look like Anne V, I guess you can ignore most things about her vagina, like the list of men who have been through her, or if it smells or has herpes…you kinda just stare at her tall model body and run with it…

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Watch Ed Sheeran Play Lindsay Lohan In This ‘Mean Girls’ Reenactment

Amber Rose, Ed Waka Flocka and Iggy Azalea do a bit of throwback theatre for MTV’s ‘Retromania.’ By MTV News staff

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Extreme Bling Interview w/ DurttyBoyz

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Strong Winds in Oregon of the Day

I can only assume that this is God’s wratch on organic food eating hipsters and their flannel, beard wearing Portlandia bullshit…because what else would explain these insane winds knocking people over….I hope no one lost any fixed gear bikes or silly hipster hats …because that would be a real fucking tragedy…

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Jasmine Waltz is some UK Big Brother Trick of the Day

I had an email exchange with Jasmine Waltz a few months ago…back when she was just an LA chick who was hitting all the cool kid parties…probably an aspiring actress who wasn’t booking jobs because just moving to LA and fucking producers isn’t really enough of a hustle since every girl in LA is doing that… I just assumed she was some bottom feeding fame whore who was semi-popular on instagram and was posting provocative pics to get more popular on instagram…kinda the kind of girl I am into… But it turns out she was in talks with the people at Big Brother in the UK, a reality show that can make a celebrity in the UK, because their blue collar, shitty mouthed citizens love big titty whores on reality TV…. So I guess I was right about her…and here she is looking good in NUTS…and I’m glad I can always say she once emailed me…before she was a Glamour Model…

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Jasmine Waltz is some UK Big Brother Trick of the Day

I had an email exchange with Jasmine Waltz a few months ago…back when she was just an LA chick who was hitting all the cool kid parties…probably an aspiring actress who wasn’t booking jobs because just moving to LA and fucking producers isn’t really enough of a hustle since every girl in LA is doing that… I just assumed she was some bottom feeding fame whore who was semi-popular on instagram and was posting provocative pics to get more popular on instagram…kinda the kind of girl I am into… But it turns out she was in talks with the people at Big Brother in the UK, a reality show that can make a celebrity in the UK, because their blue collar, shitty mouthed citizens love big titty whores on reality TV…. So I guess I was right about her…and here she is looking good in NUTS…and I’m glad I can always say she once emailed me…before she was a Glamour Model…

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Elizabeth Gillies Titty for Instagram of the Day

I can’t keep track of the new generation of teen starlets on shitty shows I don’t watch because I don’t have kids of my own and don’t need shitty storylines in anything but the porn that doesn’t even turn me on anymore because I am desensitized….I can barely keep track of the staff at my local McDonalds…or dive bar I get wasted at…it occupies space that is much more important to keep open for other random nonsense that doesn’t matter… So I’ve never heard of Elizabeth Gillies…but she was on a show called Victorious, a show that sounds like complete vapid shit sent to ruin a generation of young girls.. That said, she’s posting titty pics on instagram…self shot shit with her dog…crying to get noticed cuz the show she was on wasn’t called Gilliesious…and that shit affects a motherfucker’s ego…especially when instagram has bitches like Jenn Selter who aren’t even on TV but are more relevant to the world of pop culture…making her step up her game…and the whole thing is quite lovely….

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Addison Timlin Is A Super Cutie

Here’s some hottie named Addison Timlin at the premiere for some movie called That Awkward Moment , which I’ve never heard of before, but I’m guessing is referring to that moment when you realize you just bought a ticket to a Zac Efron movie. Anyway, I’ve never heard of Addison before either, but after these pictures I’m suddenly interested in learning more. She’s clearly very talented, because she’s one of the few chicks I’ve seen who could come down with a case of nipplelitis through a leather top. So before I offer to take Addison out motorboating, like I do with all the other new busty hotties I meet, I’ll have to make sure to take some precautions so I don’t accidentally lose an eye or something. Safety first. Photos: WENN.com

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Beyhive Attack! Newspaper Calls Beyonce A Wh*re And Things Are Getting Ugly!

Beyonce Gets Called A Wh*re In Paper We all saw Beyonce at the Grammys on Sunday and probably have the act committed to memory. But some weren’t too pleased with her performance. This UK paper decided to use a not-so-flattering word to describe how some parents see her. As you can imagine, people are downright outraged. This isn’t going to end well for the newspaper.

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