Kelly Monaco and her 37 year old Playboy model from the 90s tits, that have probably had a few upgrades since the 90s, forgot that it wasn’t the 90s anymore…and posted sexy pics of herself on the internet either hoping someone still cared, or because she doesn’t realize people don’t care, she’s still stuck in the 90s or what she calls the glory days, when she matters, because no one like to focus on a time when they are totally irrelevant…at least that’s my theory as over analyze a smutty instagram pic of an ex Playboy chick, because I’m pathetic.
The single greatest thing happened to the internet… STRIPPER LOCKER ROOM It’s like some National Geographic, Discovery Channel exploration into the world behind the glitz and glam of working a gutter strip club…the Changing Room… Surprisingly enough, I am not into strippers. I am more into talking about my feelings in Church group meetings, because breaking down Jesus people is more challenging than breaking down broken down sex workers, but I do go to the strippers every once in a while, and since I hang with actual pornstars, their ratchet low class, low grade pussy, sadness doesn’t appeal to me in a sexual way…I’ve gone too Hollywood… But I guess ratchet, low class, low grade, sadness when coupled with getting half naked to pay their way, while walking around like they are fucking celebrities, is entertaining sometimes….like once a week….where they money grub, I call them out on it, they get mad, I try to convince them to do porn, they pretend they are too good for it, even though they offer to fuck you for 500 dollars at the end of the night….but I hate every second of it. Either way, this is some sociological weirdness. Strippers are so bad…but so good…I mean I wish they could take better fucking Selfies, but maybe that’s part of why they are stripping for 10 dollars a song and not doing anything more substantial…I mean that and their average trashy looks… I prefer the strippers who are ashamed of being strippers, and not out there taking selfies like their job is something awesome, because I like broken girls aware of being broken, ashamed of their choices, not owning it like they are headlining a music video…but it’s still amazing.
Here’s Gigi Hadid at the Radio Disney Music Awards, and in case you don’t recognize the name, she was one of the newest SI models in last year’s Swimsuit Issue. Anyway, since she’s pretty cute, I figured I’d do a little research on her, and once I was done with her Instagram , I found out that her dad is crazy rich . So I guess now we know how she became a model. Anyway, I know some of you might complain about that, but if anything, it just makes me like Gigi more. Her dad sounds like he’d make a pretty great ex-father-in-law. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
Another big weekend on the boob tube, with three naked ladies, all making their nude debuts! On the Starz Network, Da Vinci’s Demons brought us full nudity from Carolina Guerra , though it looks like she’s wearing a merkin! HBO’s Game of Thrones continued it’s naked dominance with a fantastic look at the fun bags of saucy Aussie Aeryn Walker ! Finally, Vikings continues to turn the skin all the way up to eleven, bringing us the fully nude debut of Alyssa Sutherland ! Alyssa bares boobs, bush, and booty as she bathes in a stream while some horny vikings look on! Fortune favors the unshaved! More pics after the jump!
“A message to the motherf*cker that own the Clippers,” Snoop says in an Instagram post. “You bitch-ass, redneck, white-bred, chicken sh*t motherf*cker: F*ck you, your…
Alyson Hannigan and comedian Tom Papa came out to support a good cause Friday night. Speaking on the red carpet at the Taste For A Cure benefit in Los Angeles, which raises money for UCLA’s…
I have no clue what the Out In The City and G3 Readers’ Awards are and I don’t care enough to look it up, but they clearly know the secret to throwing a successful party: get a hottie like Sam Faiers to show up and bring along some sexy British sideboob. In fact, the only way this could’ve gone any better is if they’d invited Sam’s even bustier sister Billie Faiers too, and then ditched the awards ceremony entirely and gotten the two to leg-wrestle in my mom’s basement instead. Just something to keep in mind for next year. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
This is only my second post on British reality “star” Casey Batchelor , but if she keeps this up, you can expect to see a whole lot more of her in the future. Because Casey’s got pretty much everything I’m looking for in an Internet girlfriend: she’s awesomely busty, a pro at taking bikini selfies, and has a job that allows her to hang out at the pool all day. Add “aware of my existence” to that list and that’s serious marriage divorce material right there. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
