Kelly Monaco and her 37 year old Playboy model from the 90s tits, that have probably had a few upgrades since the 90s, forgot that it wasn’t the 90s anymore…and posted sexy pics of herself on the internet either hoping someone still cared, or because she doesn’t realize people don’t care, she’s still stuck in the 90s or what she calls the glory days, when she matters, because no one like to focus on a time when they are totally irrelevant…at least that’s my theory as over analyze a smutty instagram pic of an ex Playboy chick, because I’m pathetic.
Hailey Clauson is a young it girl from LA, who has been booking all kinds of hipster type campaigns, because she’s got a good look and lives in that world…. She was an Urban Outfitters girl, before suing Urban Outfitters, for posting slutty pics of her at 16…something you’d think would have killed her career, but that didn’t because she turned 18 and now does all kinds of shit like Guess, Sports Illustrated, Beach Bunny, and now awesome instagram famous Love and Lemons pics in a trailer park…shot by Zooey Grossman …who is a pretty good photog…at least based on these amazing, young, it girl modelling pics…. I like her.
The single greatest thing happened to the internet… STRIPPER LOCKER ROOM It’s like some National Geographic, Discovery Channel exploration into the world behind the glitz and glam of working a gutter strip club…the Changing Room… Surprisingly enough, I am not into strippers. I am more into talking about my feelings in Church group meetings, because breaking down Jesus people is more challenging than breaking down broken down sex workers, but I do go to the strippers every once in a while, and since I hang with actual pornstars, their ratchet low class, low grade pussy, sadness doesn’t appeal to me in a sexual way…I’ve gone too Hollywood… But I guess ratchet, low class, low grade, sadness when coupled with getting half naked to pay their way, while walking around like they are fucking celebrities, is entertaining sometimes….like once a week….where they money grub, I call them out on it, they get mad, I try to convince them to do porn, they pretend they are too good for it, even though they offer to fuck you for 500 dollars at the end of the night….but I hate every second of it. Either way, this is some sociological weirdness. Strippers are so bad…but so good…I mean I wish they could take better fucking Selfies, but maybe that’s part of why they are stripping for 10 dollars a song and not doing anything more substantial…I mean that and their average trashy looks… I prefer the strippers who are ashamed of being strippers, and not out there taking selfies like their job is something awesome, because I like broken girls aware of being broken, ashamed of their choices, not owning it like they are headlining a music video…but it’s still amazing.
Jayde Nicole, Karissa and Kristina Shannon all got together and bonded over the fact that they get naked in pictures to advance their otherwise pre-determined career of being strippers before getting the “big break’….These kids of whores who are a lot less attractive in clothes need to realize that they are useless and the only reason people actually care about them is because they were naked….not because they are out lookin’ homeless in shitty rock t-shirts and ill-fitting jeans. Seriously, I see hotter girls than this at my local starbucks, only unfortunately for me, those girls aren’t cheap and easy whores taking the whole getting naked for money lazy girls, especially when they are twins approach to life….that I sometimes encourage, but only because I like seeing pussy and without these lazy unambitious girls, I would be forced to deal with my wife’s vagina forever. Heff shouldn’t let them out of their money making cages because I think seeing them fully clothed is pretty shitty for the brand…no wonder Playboy is going bankrupt, seriously, this is totally unacceptable
