Jaimie Alexander is doing this marketing thing proper…everything strategic and well timed…from her twat yesterday…to an Esquire feature today…people like me who do this everyday and had never heard of her before…are now made aware…and at 29…I guess she’s got no choice but to step her shit up…cuz if you don’t make it by 30…you ain’t ever gonna make it girls…don’t blame me…it’s just the way it is…but I’ll always take you in…because 30′s not that bad…it is usually ready to fuck, perfectly broken, and has given up on high hopes and expectations….it’s just not good enough to land real movie gigs like THOR… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS AND VIDEO VISIT ESQUIRE CLICK HERE
Jill is gunning for that Oscar. Jill Scott To Star In James Brown Biopic We all know Jill can sang and we’re sure she can act circles around singers who try to act, so this should be a good movie. According to Rolling Out: Get On Up, the upcoming biopic about legendary soul singer James Brown, has added two more notables to the cast. Dan Aykroyd and Jill Scott have joined the production; Aykroyd will play Ben Bart, president of the agency that represented Brown for almost 50 years and Scott will play one of the Godfather of Soul’s wives. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the role was written specifically for the singer-actress. Brown himself will be played by Chadwick Boseman, star of 42. The film begins shooting this month and follows Brown’s life from childhood through his influential, and often-turbulent, career. Legendary Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger is co-producing the project. The film had been in limbo for more than 15 years, but the project has been fast-tracked since producers finally secured the rights to Brown’s musical catalog. During the long road to getting this film made, superstar Eddie Murphy, director Spike Lee and numerous others had been attached to the movie. Brown himself was assisting with getting the film made before his death in December 2006. Viola Davis, Oscar winner Octavia Spencer and “Walking Dead’s” Lennie James are also featured in the film. Tate Taylor will be directing. Taylor directed The Help previously. Co-producer Brian Grazer told Rolling Stone, “I like to make movies about mastery and genius, and it’s hard to find great subjects. And James Brown is a visually dynamic subject.” Will you be buying your popcorn and tickets?
2 Weeks ago Doutzen Kroes posted a picture of her husband, some black DJ from Ibiza or some shit, jerking off to her mom ass putting on a webcam show, like some low level web cam girl trying to pay her rent without getting a real job, in what is offensive as fuck, at least to me, and should be flagged and deleted off Instagram, even if there’s no spread asshole in the pic, because we know what’s going on, and no one wants to see this married couple on the road missing each other….it’s the fucking worst… This pervert shit I call her trying to keep his balls empty so he doesn’t fuck groupies like he fucked her when she was a groupie…even though we all knows he does…it’s part of knocking up a Victoria’s Secret model…you have no choice but to find other relevant pussy to stick your dick in…. Either way, it happened…
2 Weeks ago Doutzen Kroes posted a picture of her husband, some black DJ from Ibiza or some shit, jerking off to her mom ass putting on a webcam show, like some low level web cam girl trying to pay her rent without getting a real job, in what is offensive as fuck, at least to me, and should be flagged and deleted off Instagram, even if there’s no spread asshole in the pic, because we know what’s going on, and no one wants to see this married couple on the road missing each other….it’s the fucking worst… This pervert shit I call her trying to keep his balls empty so he doesn’t fuck groupies like he fucked her when she was a groupie…even though we all knows he does…it’s part of knocking up a Victoria’s Secret model…you have no choice but to find other relevant pussy to stick your dick in…. Either way, it happened…
I don’t know which ass is Nicki Minaj’s or if any of these asses are Nicki Minaj’s because they all look the fucking same to me… Was that racist? I feel like that was racist? Am I going to have to make a donation to the United Negro College Fund again, or adopt a black baby like I was Sandra Bullock? Just look at the booty shaking and pretend this post never happened.
I don’t know why this is news…or why people care…I guess that is just further proof that we are fucking doomed as a society…but Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair…like she was Anne Hathaway…now give her a fucking Oscar… I just know that a world where this affects people in anyway, other than sexual, you know a world where this is dinner table conversation, like “Oh Emm Gee Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair, did you see”….is a world I can’t live in…or at least don’t want to live in…and while living in it…I will have to do as much damage as possible to regulate or sidetrack people from going down this horrible road…by sexualizing these things…and giving her hair a sexual preference…you know if her hair was a porno, there would be mad strap ons – yo.
I don’t know why this is news…or why people care…I guess that is just further proof that we are fucking doomed as a society…but Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair…like she was Anne Hathaway…now give her a fucking Oscar… I just know that a world where this affects people in anyway, other than sexual, you know a world where this is dinner table conversation, like “Oh Emm Gee Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair, did you see”….is a world I can’t live in…or at least don’t want to live in…and while living in it…I will have to do as much damage as possible to regulate or sidetrack people from going down this horrible road…by sexualizing these things…and giving her hair a sexual preference…you know if her hair was a porno, there would be mad strap ons – yo.
Since you guys dug those Halloween pictures of Melanie Iglesias so much — okay, more like since I did — here she is at some event in Brooklyn, Power 105.1′s Powerhouse 2013. Listen, I’m all for more pictures of this hottie, but doing something for a radio station is a total waste of Melanie’s talents. Some people have a face for radio, but hers is more like a face for TV or movies, or IMAX, or giant Times Square billboards. The bigger, the better. Photos: WENN.com
