I don’t know shit about shit. I just know that this Canadian artist from Toronto called L3MON dropped this video…of some babe with big tits in lingerie being hot as fuck to a song that she may or may not be singing…but that she may or may not being Milli Vanilli-ing….which doesn’t fucking matter because I masturbated to it anyway… We call this today’s soundtrack to your lonely, sad, one-man-sex you’ve come so accustomed to, because adding song to some of the most depressing, yet most pleasurable thing you’ll experience today, at least for that split second before the shame sets in, makes it a little more enjoyable…
I first posted on Camille Rowe in 2011…because I have an eye for the next big thing in modelling, and I should be a talent scout, or maybe I just pay attention to tall skinny girls who are trying to get noticed by booking editorial shoots with major fashion magazines that involve them being naked or topless…and since 2011…I’ve pretty much covered ALL HER FASHION NUDITY …like some kind of obsessed fan, even I don’t actually give a fuck about her tits, or who she is, or anything she really has to offer, I just post them cuz I have nothing better to do… That said, she’s now a Victoria’s Secret model, and getting press from that. You know replacing the old, being the new, and she’s been at this model shit long enough, and more importantly she’s been topless enough to justify finally getting paid…so here she is in Interview Germany, looking’ hot for old times, you know memories of back when I could have fucked her thanks to her being so grateful that I speak french and give her press, but now she’s just too relevant for that….and the good or bad news is that life goes on…and she’ll still be getting naked for fashion.
Sure, I’m still a little upset with Kelly Brook for getting engaged to that meathead model and not me, but I’m trying not to let it bother me too much. Besides, it’s just nice to finally get to see the benefit of all that working out she’s been doing lately in the form of a new bikini photoshoot. See, some people hit the bar to drown their sorrows. Me, I prefer drooling over bikini pictures. It’s healthier for my liver, but harder on the wrists.
Rebecca Hall is non-nude in Transcendence, but shows off her megabytes in Parade’s End . Emily Watson breaks out of her clothes in Breaking the Waves , and Mallrats is finally nude on Blu-ray.
Former child star Mara Wilson quit acting more than a decade ago, but with the announcement of a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel , the now 26-year-old writer felt the need to clarify that she will not be reprising her role as Natalie Hillard. “For the record, no, I do not have anything to do with the Mrs. Doubtfire sequel, nor will I,” Wilson tweeted today as the forthcoming film became a trending topic. It stands to reason that the press-shy Wilson would want to preemptively deflect any questions from journalists or fans. What makes less sense, however, is Wilson’s follow-up tweet, which trashed the notion of sequels, and by extension, Mrs. Doubtfire 2 : “Sequels generally suck unless they were planned as part of a trilogy or series. I think Doubtfire ended where it needed to.” While we agree that sequels are generally lame, there are certainly exceptions to the rule ( Godfather 2 , anyone?) and it seems strange that Wilson would feel the need to throw shade on a project that’s sure to feature many of her former colleagues. So now that we know how Mara Wilson feels about the Mrs. Doubtfire sequel, what do you think? Sure, it’s not as exciting as the idea of a Big Lebowski sequel , but it’s still pretty cool. Will you go see the Mrs. Doubtfire sequel? Yes, can’t wait! No way! Mrs. Who-fire?!? View Poll »
Oh, James Franco. Does your ability to involve yourself in weird scandals know no bounds? Fresh off his scandalous flirtation with teenager Lucy Clode , Franco finds himself at the center of another controversy – this one involving his personal attack of New York Times theater critic Ben Brantley. The Times published a review of Brantley’s that featured some extremely negative comments about Franco’s performance in the Broadway revival of the play Of Mice and Men , and the temperamental actor quickly took to Twitter to express his displeasure. “SADLY BEN BRANTLEY AND NYT EMBARASSED THEMSELVES,” Franco tweeted (yes, he’s adopted the Kanye-style all-caps approach to online expression). “BRANTLEY IS SUCH A LITTLE B!TCH HE SHOULD BE WORKING FOR GAWKER.COM INSTEAD OF THE PAPER OF RECORD. THE THEATER COMMUNITY HATES HIM, and for good reason HE’s an idiot.” Harsh words. But in case you were wondering, Brantley didn’t exactly hold back on Franco in his review: “Though he sports a Yosemite Sam accent,” Brantley wrote. “Mr. Franco is understated to the point of near invisibility.” Also harsh words! But the difference is – Ben Brantley is a critic who said negative things about Franco’s performance . On the other hand, Franco is douchebag who attacked Brantley as a person . See the difference? Remember last week when Franco said he planned to stay off social media altogether? Maybe he should’ve stuck with that idea.
I know when most of you hear that a famous tennis player hit the beach in a bikini, you’re probably expecting Maria Sharapova , not Serena Williams and her meaty booty. Sorry about that. But I figure some of you dudes out there must dig this look. I mean, there’s gotta be a reason why Kim Kardashian is still famous, right? OK, maybe not. Anyway, I’d also like to apologize to Serena for this too. Mostly because she looks like she could beat me up with that thing. Yikes. Photos: PacificCoastNews
In the United States, black women are two to three times more likely to have fibroids than white women. These fibroids, which are noncancerous growths that…
