Who the fuck is Kimberly Garner and why do I want to sing her love songs outside her house until she calls the police because we’ve never met and that kind of thing is frowned upon in this society that is void of romance, or taking what you want. Well apparently she’s from the UK, but I don’t believe it, because she doesn’t look like a potato eating troll with no teeth, all grey skinned and full of warts, like most girls from the UK….in fact, she’s long and lean and lovely, especially when modeling bikinis… I’ve POSTED ABOUT HER BEFORE …and I’ll do it again…just as soon as I stop planning our surprise wedding….she’s good.
I can hardly keep track of all the lame movies coming out these days, but something called Safe Haven had its premiere last night — it sounds like a Lifetime movie-of-the-week — and some hot nobody named Lilly Ghalichi showed up. Now, I don’t know who she is either, but for obvious funbag-related reasons, I had to find out more. And apparently she’s on some reality show called The Shahs of Sunset . I’ve never seen it because I’m not a shut-in who lost his remote, but with this kind of cleavage, I might have to “accidentally” misplace mine the next time it’s on. » view all 16 photos Photos : WENN.com
Khloe Kardashian, unsurprisingly, had some harsh words for Kris Humphries in an interview with Andy Cohen, Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night. “It just needs to get over already!” Khloe said of Kris’ legal dispute with Kim Kardashian, who he’s somehow still married to despite splitting 16 months ago. The Hump is seeking to have the 2011 marriage annulled, claiming he was defrauded; Kim Kardashian just wants to get a divorce and call it a day. “He’s, in my opinion, delusional,” Khloe sniped . Kim, who’s pregnant and has supposedly been engagement ring shopping , feels Kris is holding her back for no other reason than spite. Khloe concurs: “I don’t know why he’s asking for anything? He’s fame-hungry, in my opinion. He wants money … I just think everything he’s doing is so — it’s just gross to me.” While no one disputes that the Hump got blindsided, Khloe may have a point here. Even his own family members say loser Kris needs to get over it . Fortunately, Khloe had kinder words for two other guys: Kanye West, pregnant Kim’s current BF, and Scott Disick, Kourtney’s two-time baby daddy. Cohen humorously asked who she’d rather … you know. Her take? “Who do I want to bone?! I can’t bone, they both are having babies with my sisters!” After Cohen urged her to reply for the sake of his “Not Plead the Fifth” game, she mused, “I’m really proud of Scott right now, I’m really liking Scott.” However, West has a key factor in his favor: “I’ve always loved Kanye, and … since I’ve only gone black, I got, like once you go black, you stay there, so…” Kanye FTW.
Sean Lowe is not your typical Bachelor star, and his views on sex before marriage will be addressed on the show this season, according to host Chris Harrison. “Obviously it’s way too early now,” Harrison said , but it will “absolutely” be an issue. “He doesn’t mind kissing and that’s where the relationships are, but as we get closer to fantasy suites and overnights, it comes up, and he’s very open about it.” Chris says Sean Lowe “wears his religion and his heart on his sleeve” and therefore did not have a problem with Selma’s decision not to kiss him on screen this week. “I would think for maybe another Bachelor it would matter, but with Sean it only helps and it only adds to the attraction,” he said. “Sean is a slow mover. He’s not one to go jump into bed with just anybody, and the fact that a girl wants to take it very slow is totally fine.” “That will never be a deterrent for him.” “I also think it raised her stock and made her more intriguing, but how long will that work? At some point he’s going to want to say, ‘Okay, I want to kiss you’.” Check out The Bachelor spoilers , if you dare, to learn when that might be, and tell us: Does Sean wanting to take things slow only make him more attractive?
Lady Gaga’s got gall! In an official video deposition from last August that was uncovered by the New York Post , Lady Gaga went off about her former assistant. The assistant, named Jennifer O’Neill, is suing Gaga over supposed unpaid overtime. How much overtime? 7,168, to the tune of $393,000 plus damages! Yikes! Not that that money means much to Gaga. But apparently she doesn’t like being taken advantage of. “This whole case is bulls–t and you know it,” she said in the video, claiming that O’Neill was a “f–king hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn.” Gaga was so upset, and so ademant that the suit was bull, that she even offered to pay the money. Just not to O’Neill! “I’m going to give all the money that she wants to my employees that work hard for me now that deserve it.”
Lady Gaga’s got gall! In an official video deposition from last August that was uncovered by the New York Post , Lady Gaga went off about her former assistant. The assistant, named Jennifer O’Neill, is suing Gaga over supposed unpaid overtime. How much overtime? 7,168, to the tune of $393,000 plus damages! Yikes! Not that that money means much to Gaga. But apparently she doesn’t like being taken advantage of. “This whole case is bulls–t and you know it,” she said in the video, claiming that O’Neill was a “f–king hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn.” Gaga was so upset, and so ademant that the suit was bull, that she even offered to pay the money. Just not to O’Neill! “I’m going to give all the money that she wants to my employees that work hard for me now that deserve it.”
Here are some depressing pics of Gaga…apparently she’s just realized she’s Lady Gaga….and that’s a fate worst then death….even with all the money and socially awkward, loser, reject fans…..once you get to the top…of what you always thought you wanted….it’s very clear in her face….that it’s doesn’t change the fact that she’s Lady Gaga….her emotional damage runs deep….
If you guys don’t know who Shea Marie is, don’t worry. I didn’t know either until I looked her up. But apparently she’s some fashion blogger. I never realized that being a blogger qualified you to be a swimsuit model. Where’s my Speedo photoshoot? The ladies are gonna love it. Related Articles: Shannon Elizabeth Maxim Magazine Pictures Shannon Elizabeth Is Dancing Goodness! Shannon Elizabeth Needs To Get Naked In Film Real Soon Unless She’s Topless, Shannon Elizabeth Isn’t Worth It Photos: Fameflynet
Elyse Taylor is a sexy Australian bikini model…who is probably best knows to the surf community as the face or tits in a bikini for O’Neill…..while to the rest the world she is known as the unknown, nameless girl who kinda looks like Miranda Kerr cuz like black people, and white people, all Australians look the same….in the Victoria’s Secret catalog…. But apparently she has a fan, cuz someone compiled all her catlog pics from the last year….and here are the best ones…cuz as much as I hate catalog pics…I like seeing surfer beach girls make it in the mainstream getting half naked….cuz surf girls give me boners….
I have absolutely no idea who this Nadeea Volianova chick is, apparently she’s some Russian pop star. But I’m guessing this photographer must either have a pretty big crush on her or love her music to waste his time putting together a cheesy photoshoot like this. I don’t get it. But hey, at least I’m not the one who had to waste my day while some ugly chick rolled around in the sand. Related Articles: Jessica Simpson’s Jeans Let Me Down Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Are Good Band-Aids Jessica Simpson Can’t Hide Her Chubcakes Jessica Simpson’s Tasty White Meat Photos: PacificCoastNews
