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Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Dead, But She’s Getting Cold Feet About The Canyons

A report surfaced on TMZ this morning saying that paramedics were called after Lindsay Lohan was found “unresponsive” in her hotel suite, prompting rumors that the troubled star had checked out for good. Thankfully, it turns out that Lindsay isn’t dead- just a very heavy sleeper. But she must have sustained some sort of head injury while she was out, because now apparently she’s having second thoughts about being in that movie with the porn star and the threesomes (aka The Canyons ). A “source” tells the New York Post that although Lindsay initially agreed to be in the Bret Easton Ellis-penned saga of “ youth, glamour, sex and Los Angeles ,” she’s hesitating to sign on the dotted line because she “ would be required to do full frontal nudity, and the sex scenes are very, very graphic .” Yeah, but what about that nudie mag ( you know the one ) she posed for a few months ago? “ Yes, Lindsay has posed nude for Playboy, but doing it in a movie is completely different ,” says the “source”. “ Lindsay needs to make sure that she is comfortable with it, and that this is something she can handle as an artist. It’s expected that Lindsay will sign the contract in the next two weeks, as filming begins at the beginning of July. Lindsay has admired Bret’s work for a very long time, and one of her favorite movies is ‘ Less Than Zero .’ ” So…don’t think about it too much, Lindsay. Just do it. Full frontal is how you show the world that you’re a “serious actress” now. Right, Michelle Williams ? See more from tabloid queen and sometime actress Lindsay Lohan right here at the Mr. Skin blog!

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Rihanna Loses Her Top Filming the Irish Video that Pisses Off Farmers of the Day

You may have heard that Rihanna was filming a video in Ireland and the farmer who owned the property they were filming on asked them to stop because it was too slutty for his Irish Catholic morals and values…which led him to question whether Rihanna has relationship with god, and if so, she needs to work on it, without realizing she obviously sold her soul to the devil to get to this level….. Well apparently she lost her top and the paparazzi were there cuz it makes for a good story….and generates some press…unfortunatley, I haven’t found her nipples yet – no matter how hard I zoom in… TO See the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Aniston Gets Topless for Smartwater of the Day

Here’s Jennifer Aniston topless and grabbing her tit for smart water. I’d like to say that this is the only kind of whoring she can do, since any guys her high expectation cunt goes after, cuz she thinks she is hotter than she is, in some high maintenace annoying way, run as far as they can away from her and her dying to get knocked up uterus. I’d like to say that this picture simulates what she does to herself while masturbating while remembering the love Brad Pitt had for her before giving her Angelina herp. But it’s not all that amazing whoring or sexual, considering we can’t see nipple, and really nipple is what defines topless to me, cuz not wearing a shirt just doesn’t always cut it….like in this case…our prerequisites over the years have shifted to become more hardcore…. But I will say that she’s definitely putting herself out there to be remembered, noticed and possible to get knocked up… Think of this as her personal ad….

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Paris Hilton Films a Nude Bath Scene for TV of the Day

If you’re like me, then you’ve probably forgot about Paris Hilton. You know that annoying cunt who got paid far too much for doing nothing, all because she had a sex tape. Well apparently she’s got a new Reality show…one I assume she promoted on some CNN Larry King the UK edition….the other day, where she was crying about the sex tape…and how it ruined her and how a whore, slut cunt like her is labeled wrong…and how she’ll never live it down….and how she had nothing to do with all the other whole slut cunt behavior that happened after the sex tape…like the cunt flashing, the Paris Exposed, etc etc etc ….. I guess she was getting jealous of the Kardashians and felt it was time to reclaim her title, her hustle, as queen of the pornstar cross over rich girls…. So she got naked in the bath for her show…Obviously…. Too bad no one was there to throw a plugged in hair dryer at her… To See The Rest of the Pictures GO It’s all too familiar…Her hustle is on repeat – thus boring…. To See The Rest of the Pictures GO

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What it Really Means When Michael Cera Runs

“Michael Cera runs. He runs in Superbad , escaping the police with his friend Jonah Hill, and he runs in Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist , after a derelict played by Andy Samberg verbally assaults him on the steps of downtown Manhattan’s Grace Church. For all his running, never once is Cera chasing anybody. (The closest he comes is in Juno : just after crossing the finish line and failing to locate Juno in the stands, he runs to the hospital where Juno is giving birth.) He is never the pursuer. But then again, he is rarely the pursued. In Nick and Norah , nobody chases after him when he runs away, and in Youth in Revolt he is pursued only by a phantom, an id he cannot vanquish and is not sure he wants to. That is the essence of his running: a contest with himself, a test to see if he can become a man — if he can, to use the term of art, man up .” Now you know. [ The Believer via Looker ]

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The Weinstein Brothers Reportedly Paid ‘Hush Money’ to Keep Lawsuit from Toppling The King’s Speech?

Colin Firth isn’t the only person with a voice. The New York Post brings news of a “bombshell” lawsuit from the makers of Hoodwinked that alleges Harvey and Bob Weinstein paid them $500,000 in “hush money” to keep the suit under wraps until after The King’s Speech won its Oscars. Considering the news of said legal documents are just coming out now, though, doesn’t it seem to have worked?

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Report: Charlie Sheen Threatened to Kill His Associates, Shave Ex-Wife’s Head

You know how Charlie Sheen’s sons were removed from his home early on Wednesday morning, after the Two and a Half Men actor threatened to cut the head off his estranged wife Brooke Mueller, “put it in a box and send it to [her] mom”? Well, apparently she was not the only person whose life Sheen threatened to brutally end in the past 36 hours. Winning?

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Report: Charlie Sheen Threatened to Kill His Associates, Shave Ex-Wife’s Head

You know how Charlie Sheen’s sons were removed from his home early on Wednesday morning, after the Two and a Half Men actor threatened to cut the head off his estranged wife Brooke Mueller, “put it in a box and send it to [her] mom”? Well, apparently she was not the only person whose life Sheen threatened to brutally end in the past 36 hours. Winning?

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Maria Kanellis in a Bikini for her Perfume of the Day

I got a press release for Maria Kanellis’ upcoming perfume line and I had no fucking idea who Maria Kanellis was…but appreciated the fact that the she figured promoting the perfume in her bikini was a better approach than some other more relevant way…cuz being in a bikini gets you noticed, people talk about it, and it wins pervert guys who love bitches in bikinis over, especially when there’s no specific reason for this, other than just being in a bikini… It’s like her genius marketing people were like “so we’ve got a perfume to sell…put her in a bikini”, “we’ve go a car to sell…put her in a bikini ” we’ve got girl scout cookies to sell…put her in a bikini”…. The understand we are mindless and bikini is all we need. Either way, apparently she’s some Former WWE DIVA and was a contestent on Celebrity Apprentice….and apparently these pics are unedited…if they weren’t shot from such obscure angles…I’d be able to tell you if that’s a good thing or not.. Enjoy

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Aubrey O’Day Topless for Twitter of the Day

Aubrey O’Day brought her fat chick fake tits to twitter fo more twitter bottom feeding by trash who weren’t invited to the Golden Globes because they don’t matter…at least that’s what I can assume is going on in these pictures….but then again, hoping to get some attention for semi-naked pics while keeping a handful of her fans happy…who I assume may still exist even though I don’t understand why they would exist is kinda all she’s good for…and in my opinion, she’s not even that good at that…cuz she’s neglected to post some nipple… Who cares…. What’s she famous for anyway? Having sex with Diddy once? I wish I could find someone to fuck that would make me a relevant person in American Society…but that’s just cuz I like fucking…

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