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Miley Cyrus Naked Interpretive Dance for David LaChapelle of the Day

In staying cool, edgy, wild, relevant, Miley Cyrus either did this shoot with the 90s legend David LaChapelle, who you may remember as the guy who coordinate elaborate highly produced music videos for famous sluts like Madonna, and whoever the fuck else….some photographer celeb fucker…who made a lot of fucking money with his scam he calls art….because art is a vague bullshit concept people with a lot of money who have no souls like to believe in…allowing artists, or as I call them “MARKETING GUYS”…to cash the fuck in… Well, she’s naked, they could be old pics, her pose is some fucking interpretive Mortal Combat finishing move bullshit, walking into the sun like a follow the light..they are coming for you dead old person….and she’s about an inch tall so you can’t jerk off to this…and why would you considering there’s this little thing called internet porn and tinder and instagram full of them sluts over there willing to have you jerk off to them… The post Miley Cyrus Naked Interpretive Dance for David LaChapelle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Old Lady Amrbosio and Her Fake Tit Nipple on the Runway of the Day

As an old fucker near death, disease, pretty much at the end of life….I can relate to someone like Alessandra Ambrosio, not because I am a good looking hot Brazilian who has become a millionaire a few times over due to my hot body and ability to keep my one client locked in an happy….success is about relationships people…. But in the sense of, what the fuck else are you going to do with your days…. In my case, I post bullshit posts of shit you’ve likely already seen on instagram…you know it’s the now…of people who don’t matter…not just celebs…and sites like this are obsolete…yet I still bring the fire…that isn’t quite fire..but may have once had a chance of being fire…if I was a marketing person…. Just like Alessandra Ambrosio still comes out to fashion shows…she knows she’s old, but she works so hard trying to not be old, with new tits, new face, fit as fuck body…because bodies change…and brands change…and people are fickle….but as long as she doesn’t upset the masses…she gets that 5,000,000 dollar contract for yet another year…you know sneaking under the radar.. I guess it has to do with the Vs market aging and they need a hag, or maybe it’s because she met the owner and CEO of VS at some tranny sex club in brazil and has photos…whatever it is…it’s a scam… Even better part of the scam is that this shit isn’t even for VS, it’s some other brand leveraging her name because why not, even though it’s not really much of a name..or maybe it is..but either way…girl’s trying to stay relevant because really, what else is she to do…like show her nipple….that will trick them into not thinking she’s 100. The post Old Lady Amrbosio and Her Fake Tit Nipple on the Runway of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Simpson’s Husband Turned 38 and Wore a Bavarian Fetish Outfit of the Day

I guess Jessica Simpson’s husband had a birthday and she posted some OKTOBERFEST beer maid fetish picture of herself and him, in what may have been a great moment they spent together while sitting on a pile of her money, or maybe they are into GERMANS…ARYANS…WHITE POWER…NAZI…. OR MAYBE it was one those moments where dude asked himself “shit, I’m married to Jessica Simpson and made babies inside her, I remember jerking off to her tits back when I was in YALE…before spending all over 2 years in the NFL….it’s like shit, this girl could be with anyone, but I moved in on her in her 2010 fat years when no one wanted her, and I secured that shit…I mean there are guys with multi year contracts who would want to bang Jessica Simpson, hell she’s Jessica Simpson…but she chose me, or rather my sperm chose her, either way my wife is JESSICA SIMPSON…and I never have to work again….I am K-Fed if K-Fed pretended he wasn’t K-Fed with Ivy League education and 2 years in a pro sports league…you know…K-Fed who can trick people into think he’s not K-Fed”.. 38 is great when you have a thick famous bitch with huge tits to bankroll your life. That’s all I have to say about that. The post Jessica Simpson’s Husband Turned 38 and Wore a Bavarian Fetish Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Wants You Notice Her of the Day

Bella Thorne just produces so much content, she never stops posting shit..and a day is not a day until you are flooded by her attention seeking fame whoring efforts to get noticed…but I guess in her defence..it’s pretty flimsy easy content to produce, just film herself, show her tits, in a lace bra, doing whatever it is that she’s doing…her in front of the mirror…not offering us anything but a jacked up tranny face…great body…young girl just begging to be noticed, celebrated, and having fun with it, because ultimately..why the fuck not…what else is there to do in this world, get a job, start a family, be secretive, vague, forgotten. She can’t let herself get forgotten…she must keep feeding attention deficit retards their little fix, their segment of her VIP access life….a life they don’t have…but can watch Bella Thorne have because she’s just better than them….tranny face, hot body and all… NEVER ENDING NOISE…SO MUCH NOISE… LOOK HER friend’s ass…. The post Bella Thorne Wants You Notice Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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India Westbrooks Nipples of the Day

India Westbrooks has 3.2 Million followers on social media, yet I’ve never found her. From my googling, which was really flimsy googling, I found out that she was a “socialite”…and with a name like Westbrooks she must be some kind of royalty, only after looking at some of her pics, I would have to say, she’s probably more the kind of girl who fucks and gets knocked up by pro athletes…and her name is just a stripper stage name… But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t party, have a good time, or look good in her topless pics she posts for her 3.2 million followers…knowing that that is why they are there… I guess the world or America likes…trashy girls, from Kardashians to this…there’s always hope for stripper looking porn trash to make it… I wonder what she smells like…. I want to smell her … The post India Westbrooks Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Resing See Through at an Event of the Day

Her name Sofia Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..with a fantastic fucking body…who is represented by Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, … Lots of agencies for a woman I’ve never heard of… Which is the most extensive list of modeling agencies I’ve ever seen an instagram model rock, but instagram models like vegans love listing these agencies, even key major agencies, that don’t actually make them any money, but that sign them in hope they go viral because they have more than 10,000 followers and they know they can run campaigns through them…simple.. But she matters to me – because she hangs out in see through dresses… TO See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Sofia Resing See Through at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Erotica of the Day

Old Lady Jennifer Aniston proves that it may be too late to have kids due to menopause and her egotistical narcissism in her younger years forcing her to push off pregnancy to be the “hot chick” who isn’t even that hot….but who I guess demanded dudes she fucked to finish in her ass – GREEK or maybe dudes didn’t want to make babies with her because she’s a maniac….crazy rich weirdo who has the world validating her importance and celebrity….it’s all our fault she is a terrible person no one sticks with because she sucks.. But it’s never too late to show off you tits, to get attention with your tits, to matter because of your tits, because we love tits… I mean it doesn’t matter now, but in the 90s when she was on friends, and constantly hard nippled, that was fucking edgy, pushing it, didn’t happen on TV, and I am sure many dudes jerked off to it, I’m sure it’s part of why the show got viewers, because we love tits… Here she is in a magazine… The post Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan Singing Happy Birthday Erotica of the Day

In an era of Bella Thornes who rode Lohan’s dick so hard, she basically became the next generations more fun, hotter bodied, less freckled version of Lohan, from Disney to relevant erotica / softcore porn, who luckily gets the advantage of social media to stay relevant…. I think it’s important to remember where our redhead disney kid fetish started….with Lohan…the redhead who made my fear of redheads disappear and replace it with a redhead obsession…yet I still haven’t had sex with a redhead…I guess I still fear the orange pubic hair I saw in high school and gagged from the contrast against very pink pussy lips… A fetish that got me talking to a reheaded stripper in a weird leotard, all skinny and hot from a distance last night, her name “Amber”…who with her brown teeth went on to tell me how she used to be a waitress and how tipping a dollar a drink in a strip club is actually too cheap…and broke it down to why….thanks Amber… I didn’t get a lap dance with her, even though she wanted one, girl has bills to pay…but I did get fucking annoyed because she wouldn’t shut up, and because she thought her tattoo that read “double trouble” was clever…FRENCH people…. She did remind me of Lohan, the dream…the dream singing happy birthday to her mom in some creepy video I felt compelled to post…because I guess we should all celebrate Dina Lohan for creating our queen and destroying her in the process…LOhan the delusional ex celebrity always a celebrity! THANSK DINA… The post Lindsay Lohan Singing Happy Birthday Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halle Berry’s Big Tits in Toronto of the Day

Halle Berry has great tits…. I guess the benefit of Halle Berry having a deadbeat black dad she never knew while being raised in whatever white area she’s from…is that she turned being neglected by her deadbeat black dad into profit…by appropriating his culture as a black man…and sold it off to Hollywood like she was legit black…and that being black despite being raised white in a middle class home – is so important to her – because they white kids would tease her or some shit…. HOW ABOUT HAVING SOME REAL BLACK PROBLEMS HALLE BERRY…you scammer.. The other benefit…great genetics, body, tits, black don’t crack boy…black don’t crack.. The post Halle Berry’s Big Tits in Toronto of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Panty Flash of the Day

Fat pig Ariel Winter squeezed into some fetish gear, all PVC plastic, good to piss on…the way she likes it being the broken girl that she is…at least that’s what I assume being familiar with broken rich girls on that level…or whatever… She showed off some panties, I was amazed she was wearing, and I am sure one person out there will jerk off to this… I just would have preferred if it was pantyless so that I could see her gaping asshole from all the shitting her fat ass does… But I guess I never get what I want.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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