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Devon Windsor for Maxim of the Day

Devon Windsor is some Victoria’s Secret model who has walked for Victoria’s Secret’s infomercial 4 or 5 times – despite being not that hot or interesting… She’s amassed a social media following of over 1,000,000 followers, thanks to that stamp of approval from Victoria’s Secret… She’s worked on their PINK line to help brainwash the youth into thinking the Victoria’s Secret mall brand is life…by selling them their first lingerie they wear to highschool sex parties.. I don’t find her that hot, but she’s in Maxim, which is apparently still a thing, and that probably makes much more money this site, because they are Maxim…delivering the half naked chicks in photoshoots I can’t imagine anyone cares about… The pics are by Elle Macpherson’s ex husband…a legend…but they aren’t that legendary…but I can apprecaite that Maxim is still investing in their shoots of chicks for men to jerk off to without fucking with it as hard as Playboy did…in an era where we aren’t allowed to objectify women….you know a good old fashion men’s mag…that is now a men’s website… The last interaction I had with Maxim was they tried to sue me, making me remove the archive of their images, even though they paid me for those posts when they were starting at the internet thing and when I had a lot of traffic no one cared about…internet drama. The post Devon Windsor for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Ferguson’s Upskirt of the Day

I am getting old and clunky in my “reporting” which makes sense because all this shit bores me and after 40,000 posts no one cares about over the last 14 years, I am pretty much beat up and broken down…a lot like Fergie’s (the real Fergie, the Fergie Fergie Took her name from Fergie) vagina…that she’s so generously kept covered up in this weird panty flash that happened last week and that I slept on…even though I know the UK Royal Family is the answer to tabloid fodder..maybe it’d be my big break if the Daily Mail didn’t post it 3 seconds after it happened by one of their interns they have on 24 hour a day call…right…right… Well, she was married to Queen Elizabeth’s son that wasn’t Charles…and now she’s out flashing panties for the paparazzi…I guess not on the Queen’s bad side…a better place to be than Princess Diana…who had a different relationship with the paparazzi who fucking killed her…not just her dignity…by releasing whatever the fuck this is… The post Sarah Ferguson’s Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kylie Jenner Clickbait Social Media Porn of the Day

What a fucking joke, all these girls posting stupid, slutyt content of themselves, like some kind of boudoir bullshit, or 90s playboy jerk off VHS, all badly shot, badly lit, but half naked and featuring flamingos so why not put it out there…. There is not story, there is no content, there’s just a mutant chick with her mutant body not even riding a bike, just standing there as the camera pans her freakish ethnically ambiguous body and people get excited over this shit? I realize she never stood a chance with her porn sister, being the baby of the family, delusional and weird…out to fend for herself amongst all the narcissists in her circle…but do something remotely worthy of watching bitch…I mean do fucking porn if this glamour model nonsense is the angle she’s taking..kids are just too fucking stupid and ADD to grasp that there are better ways to capitalize on a willingness to get naked or half naked…if this is what they consider art…the rich remain totally fucking clueless and lost in all their money…it’s too bad…you know there was potential for her to break free and do good – instead she does this…dumbness. The post Kylie Jenner Clickbait Social Media Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rumer Willis Whip-Its baby of the Day

Someone reminded me that in 2012 Demi Moore collapsed when on whip-its, which are basically like Poppers, you know that kill your brain cells and make anal sex more pleasurable…it was big in the gay scene of the 90s, I know because I know gays, and not because I was there, but if I ever needed to get fucked up the ass for the sake of paying my rent, I’d do Whip-Its before getting to work….apparently, it makes life easier…just ask Demi Moore… I guess what I am getting at is that she has a handful of retard looking babies, and she’s not “terrible looking” herself, I mean she was “hot” enough to get work in the 80s and 90s and exist, and Bruce Willis was deemed a “stud” in movies, having retard babies don’t make sense genetically..it isn’t supposed to happen…so I can only assume that a 60 year old doing Whip-Its in 2012, was 30 year old doing who the fuck knows what in 1985 when Rumer was created…unless they found her in a field in Montanna in an alien pod and decided to raise her as their own because they had the resources…WHO REALLY KNOWS… But the good news is the plastic surgery mom, got the daughter into plastic surgery and although still potato headed, looks better than ever, tight body and all…and she’s in a bikini…on vacation…I feel like I posted these last week…but I’ll post them again, since I can never have too much RUMER WILLIS erotica….even if you argue that one RUMER willis erotical is more than enough… The post Rumer Willis Whip-Its baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Delilah Hamlin Full TIt of the Day

Delilah Hamlin is the part of the George Hamlin / Lisa Rina sex that didn’t end up on Lisa Rina’s panties while on her way to the Soap Opera I think she worked on, I’m too lazy to figure out what that big fake lipped freak built her cheesy career off of, but I am very into knowing more about this daughter of her, being totally on trend with the see through top, all the young girls are doing this, if you leave your house there’s so many fucking nipples, almost making me want to attend a fashion party where i’d do all the fashion coke, and fuck all the fashion women, and leave with all the fashion herpes…but they won’t let me in past the door…door men are dicks…but what an amazing situation, or life to live, or world to be in…knowing that girls everywhere leave the house tits out…especially when coupled with the hormones in the food that have made so many great young tits…it’s like we are in paradise in one way but hell in most other ways…but at least there are tits…tits I would have loved to see back in my club days…but didn’t because girls were into push up bras not letting their tits be out for everyone… The internet porn and social media has made the mainstream kids so progressive. The post Delilah Hamlin Full TIt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Naked Hiking and Other Videos of the Day

Stuffing the Panties Lady in South Africa Refuses to Give Up Purse Naked Dude Getting Arrested Naked – Live on Facebook Topless Parade… Crazy Naked Brazilian Woman Strips herself in Fight with Boyfriend AUDI Takes Flight Plane Crash of the Day Insane cop shoots Thief Insane mexican Bull ride Insane Fight…Dude Gets Stomped hard The post Naked Hiking and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Wendy Williams Bikini Erotica of the Day

I always thought Wendy Williams was a man…. I mean I have accidentally seen her show…and I remember when she was on the Radio…and she just always screamed dude in a dress to me….or I guess in a bikini… I always thought she was fat, I didn’t realize she was just fat tits…and I guess what I am trying to say is that I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender or genitals they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing half naked or starring in porn…I find it weird…. Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never put t me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state…. I am just trying to defend myself here…like Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro. GUY…Mister…SIR…. This is terrifying, but not as terrifying as me wanting to fuck it. IT!! Overrated movie, too much CGI, but I still like Stephen King…. IT! Clown Tits…PENNYWISE… The post Wendy Williams Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid is Filming Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

Bella Hadid posted an asshole picture to her social media….because she’s a shameless whore who loves and craves and needs attention..partially due to being an ugly faced rich kid no one cared about to being the rich kid everyone cares about…and we aren’t sure why…but maybe it has something to do with her putting her asshole out on the internet…coupled with her sister’s fame, her reality star mom’s fame, her dad’s fucking models fame, her Jenner friend fame….and I guess her fame…but I will never admit they are relevant…or even hot…they are a Lie…all a FUCKING lie…and her face is weird…so stick to the asshole..like all the rich guys trying to not knock you up – face injection girl… The post Bella Hadid is Filming Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid is Filming Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

Bella Hadid posted an asshole picture to her social media….because she’s a shameless whore who loves and craves and needs attention..partially due to being an ugly faced rich kid no one cared about to being the rich kid everyone cares about…and we aren’t sure why…but maybe it has something to do with her putting her asshole out on the internet…coupled with her sister’s fame, her reality star mom’s fame, her dad’s fucking models fame, her Jenner friend fame….and I guess her fame…but I will never admit they are relevant…or even hot…they are a Lie…all a FUCKING lie…and her face is weird…so stick to the asshole..like all the rich guys trying to not knock you up – face injection girl… The post Bella Hadid is Filming Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lara Stone Nude of the Day

Lara Stone is pretty fucking old by now, but she was a busty model, doing busty model things for many years, getting paid, rocking a tooth gap and I was a fan…I was really into all she was about…until…realizing that she was a total cunt when she tried to sue me and I guess everyone else who put out pics from her Honeymoon, that I didn’t take, that at the time I even had the right to post….because I guess she thought they were personal, or she was embarrassed of marrying a fat comedian because it was a play MONEY…. Either, I found it weird she was pushing a lawsuit when I had already seen her cunt, and a few years later she’s back out there showing her cunt…and I guess I never officially got sued…so I should just focus on what’s important…and that is that she’s getting naked. The post Lara Stone Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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