Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow covered in mud, like a Puddle of Mud….reminds me how much I would like to see Gwyneth Paltrow get shit on…ideally by a homeless man, but I’d be happy if it was anyone or anything, you know as long as it literally shit on her…in what she would market and package as some new health treatment for spiritual enlightenment…and a healthy gut flora or something…who knows…but it’d be nice…especially if she choked on it and died… because she is the worst.. The post Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in Mud of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I always thought Wendy Williams was a man…. I mean I have accidentally seen her show…and I remember when she was on the Radio…and she just always screamed dude in a dress to me….or I guess in a bikini… I always thought she was fat, I didn’t realize she was just fat tits…and I guess what I am trying to say is that I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender or genitals they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing half naked or starring in porn…I find it weird…. Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never put t me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state…. I am just trying to defend myself here…like Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro. GUY…Mister…SIR…. This is terrifying, but not as terrifying as me wanting to fuck it. IT!! Overrated movie, too much CGI, but I still like Stephen King…. IT! Clown Tits…PENNYWISE… The post Wendy Williams Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Hadid posted an asshole picture to her social media….because she’s a shameless whore who loves and craves and needs attention..partially due to being an ugly faced rich kid no one cared about to being the rich kid everyone cares about…and we aren’t sure why…but maybe it has something to do with her putting her asshole out on the internet…coupled with her sister’s fame, her reality star mom’s fame, her dad’s fucking models fame, her Jenner friend fame….and I guess her fame…but I will never admit they are relevant…or even hot…they are a Lie…all a FUCKING lie…and her face is weird…so stick to the asshole..like all the rich guys trying to not knock you up – face injection girl… The post Bella Hadid is Filming Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So Love Magazine has put together one of their most flimsy, lazy garbage Advent Calendar, pretty much the biggest thing they do all year, and because everyone is a fame whore – attention seeker, even the people with big audiences, who need content and promotion to help take them to the next level, and Love magazine has just the right formula for that…the Advent Calendar…that they are still posting content up around…well into January, despite the holidays being over, because milk this as hard as you can, beat that dead horse with your dick, and try your damn best to carry this video a day thing, make that Youtube money, especially when you have girls who have the following willing to spend the 14 mins it takes to film these things… Well, the January edition of the Love Magazine Advent Calendar that keeps bringing content includes….my favorite – GEORGIA MAY JAGGER: SI Model Hannah Ferguson….. Daisy Lowe….the daddy issue big tits… Nina Agdal…the Leo DiCaprio retard head.. I guess they didn’t make the cut for the actual advent calendar, but January is still a month and there are days in said month and people are still on the internet…and willing to watch…..and model and fake models are willing to be in these videos…so why ever stop it…just video a day this shit….cuz despite sucking they are still worth watching….half naked it girls from the the last 20 years…I’m sold…but it takes very little to sell me…the other day I stared at a shadow on my wall because it looked like tits… The post Love Magazine Advent Calendar’s Still Going of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Love Magazine sucks, it bores me, the people they use are heavily followed, but boring, the content is boring, despite being expensive talent, and the whole thing is fucking garbage…but no one else is publishing a stupid, useless, video of girls half naked rolling around on a daily basis for the month of decemeber…but clearly they should…even I can’t help but post this dog shit So they did a second video with GIGI HADID on Christmas Eve because she’s top dog right now…..the Palestinian rich kid dream…who is overrated but who nought her fame in an era where you can buy anything…and at least shes’ grabbing her rich girl tits that One Direction cums on…because if you’re gonna mock models, pretend to be a model, get hired as a model, when you’re totally retard looking and not worthy of being a model, but more the rich kid singing karaoke at her over the top party….in a world that celebrates that…garbage. KENDALL JENNER AGAIN only on Christmas Day – because she’s a gift to no one, not even hot or interesting, but culturally appropriating or mocking some Indian god…in some terribly fucking poses is totally offensive….on Christmas day, in some anti Christmas video that really displays how not hot this cunt is…the funny thing in it is that the credits on the video are more interesting than the video….there was a writer for this? Really…looks like it was more an accidient… ASHLEY GRAHAM ON BOXING DAY BECAUSE SHE’S FAT….BUILT LIKE A FRIDGE BOX…I GET THEIR FASHION MAGAZINE IRONY> > > I like to reduce all of Ashley Graham’s attempting to be Jessica Rabbit, with all her big features, like her big manly drag queen face, and massive fat girls ass and tits, to being the loud mouthed, not disgusting, fat girl, in a world that needs fat girls for marketing purposes, because the world is fat, dudes have fat fetishes, even though getting fat is pretty easy to pull off, and easier to own being fat than to lose the weight in an era of fat being some kind of movement… The post Love Magazine Advent Calendar Bullshit Continues of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio too old to be showing her ass for love magazine…but still doing it – because Love Magazine is the only thing doing anything for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas – because that would be politically incorrect….but not as politically incorrect as getting a 35 year old mom producing flashing her ass in lingerie voyeur videos – in what is probably the best Love video to date – but still not very christmas, unless you’re like me and you creep on people’s Christmas by following them home after their Christmas party and waiting on their fire escape to see them fuck their boss…or co-worker they brought home…you know tis the season…but let’s be real…voyeurism is always the seaason… Stella Maxwell is in a second video for LOVE, because why not do as much as you can now that you’ve fucked the entire system into thinking you’re a hot model, because apparently she is a hot model, but she wasn’t a hot model when it all happened… Lastly, Alexa Chung – Who? The post The Love Magazine Advent Calendar Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chrissy Teigen’s Scantily-Clad Aerobics Video For Love Magazine Advent Calendar Chrissy Teigen has been showed us at LOT of her body on accident lately, this time it’s on purpose. You like what you see? Image via YouTube
Hey Love Magazine Advent calendar – what kind of shit did you spew today? What is today’s garbage video with some well followed working model that no one actually cares about but that the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret, or the Jenner / Hadid factory created? Tell us creative geniuses what you put together with HYPE WILLIAMS …. Oh shit…get her in lingerie in a studio on a white wall – and shoot her from a few angles and create the laziest garbage ever. No story, concept, vibe – nothing….and you can’t even jerk off to it…unless it you are weird and you are.. I only post this because I am not producing videos, and I rely on judging other people’s content and hating it…to make a site full of shit….no one cares about…. But I still think it sucks….and that Victoria’s Secret videos are higher concept than this…and that is terrible..because that mall brand is the worst…good body though… Here she is for Vogue exercising anymore… The post Taylor Hill for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hey Love Magazine Advent calendar – what kind of shit did you spew today? What is today’s garbage video with some well followed working model that no one actually cares about but that the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret, or the Jenner / Hadid factory created? Tell us creative geniuses what you put together with HYPE WILLIAMS …. Oh shit…get her in lingerie in a studio on a white wall – and shoot her from a few angles and create the laziest garbage ever. No story, concept, vibe – nothing….and you can’t even jerk off to it…unless it you are weird and you are.. I only post this because I am not producing videos, and I rely on judging other people’s content and hating it…to make a site full of shit….no one cares about…. But I still think it sucks….and that Victoria’s Secret videos are higher concept than this…and that is terrible..because that mall brand is the worst…good body though… Here she is for Vogue exercising anymore… The post Taylor Hill for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
And it is with these two videos that the Love Magazine December Advent Calendar for New Years Eve comes to an end…and it is with great sadness…that I present you their last two entries of girls in panties, in studio, dancing around…in some low hanging fruit style…lack of creativity, but they put out 30 videos so they don’t have to be good Hannah Ferguson….the Sports Illustrated, rumored 20,000 dollars a night, but don’t judge because everyone has a price…and this one is published….pretending to be 23, but looking much closer to 40, with her hard face from hard living, and focus on her hard body from hard work…because it’s all part of her plan to get work… Imaan Hammam….is a 19 year old dutch model who isn’t famous yet, so appreciate her insane young model body, before she’s too famous to appreciate it… It was a good run Love Magazine, see you next year… The post The Final Days of Love Magazine Advent of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
