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Lindsay Lohan is on the Beach of the Day

These Lindsay Lohan old in a one piece rocking some iconic round tits, tits so good Em Rat Cow went to the same surgeon, are pornographic to me…. They are also a week old, but I am just seeing them now, since there’s a lot going on in the world that I barely pay attention to, and some expired goddess I’ve been tracking for decades is just too time consuming for me…I am a lazy Lohan Stalker, but remain a fan because I am emotionally attached to this barely living legend…and her round tits… Her pasty skin, her mangled face, her freckles I once wanted to connect with a marker / my semen / to make art….is all I’d want it to be all these years later…. Her ass non existent in her shorts, her life is as luxurious as Tara Reids…. Brilliant….and a reminder that the world is a wonderful fucking place…whiler he upper thigh bruise is a reminder that she’s still a good time…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan is on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lawrence in Men’s Underwear VS Natalie Portman Cleavage for Fashion of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is rumored to have herpes that she got from Chris Martin, which means that Gwyneth Paltrow has herpes, and really everyone in Hollywood has herpes because they are all vapid narcissists with too much time on their hands, money in their banks, who choose to fuck unprotected because condoms are for pussies, and sick people and take away from the romance… I would have assumed she had herpes long before, maybe from being friends with SCHUMER, or while dating the countless old dudes she’s dated…. She’s out in men’s underwear, a big deal for weirdos with women in men’s underwear fetishes…it’s FASHION people and you can see her uneventful over paid ass… I would say she’s an awkward, uninteresting, garbage celebrity, but her nudes force me to like her for her tits and level of exhibitionism….but I will say, she’s not a great actress, just a lot of hype and proof that Hollywood is a scam that chooses some people to keep budgets high, as there is no way people are drawn into seats to see this bitch…it’s not like she’s THE ROCK….or something…. Either way she’s so fashionable in her designer pervert wear…as her super important ass lives it up as a celebrity…exciting. She also has nipples and no bra – like most girls….at an event… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Natalie Portman was also at the same event for Fashion week, probably getting paid…rocking some titty so I’ll just throw it into this post cuz who cares about doing another post….I mean that’s too much effort…for such insignificant dog shit.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence in Men’s Underwear VS Natalie Portman Cleavage for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Nipple of the Day

Bella Hadid, possibly an American hating Palestinian American who could be one of those home grown terrorists, not necessarily in the traditional form, but in teaching the youth that if you’re skinny, tall enough, and have good enough fake tits, coupled with eager fame whore rich as fuck parents while being located in LA – the city of dreams – and a sister who paved the way with her shitty Kardashian friends…the American Dream can come true and you can be posting your nipples on social media like Kendall before her…and Kyle before her…because she too has nipples…that for some reason people think are great enough to give all the model jobs to… I don’t get it, I hate when the lame rich succeed…but people want to fuck her, so for that…here’s her nipples The post Bella Hadid Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rumer Willis New Face Shows Off Body for her Sobriety of the Day

I guess the rumor is the Rumer Willis has been sober for the last 6 months and deserves a metal for her not drinking or doing drugs for the last 6 months, but found a new vice in the form of FACE injections and I would imagine Prescription pills…because booze is bad, but let me get my hands on that AMBIEN and XANAX…unless she quit that too, which is not that impressive… The only thing I enjoy about this is knowing that despite her being sober, dudes who fuck her still need to be drunk…cuz she’s just that kind of hot…IRONY…or is it? I never know what is ironic.. But then again there are perverts anywhere, who can fuck anything, I’m just saying the only way to fuck this thing is from behind at 4 am…. RIGHT….MR POTATO HEAD….RIGHT… The post Rumer Willis New Face Shows Off Body for her Sobriety of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day

I guess this is a picture from the QUEEN OF MY LIFE’s birthday…Lindsay Lohan, the only thing that truly matters, the only thing that is really real, the only thing that I’ve ever truly loved, all the is right in the world, the center of the universe, the best love song, the best story, the best meal, the best redhead, an ICON…a goddess…everything and all… So I should post this nude looking blowing out candles on a boat similar to the one that amputated her pegging rich arab men for money finger…I guess they’ll just have to SIZE UP… BECAUSE….LOHAN IS MY SOUL and I want her to piss on my face….or something like that… The post Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emmy Rossum Living the American Dream of the Day

Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst…and I find her tribute to America offensive.. Sure she’s recently married because she’s probably knocked up, that’s why she got married so don’t use the bikinis, use the one piece, and if you want to see her tits cross reference her whoring for TV on Shameless, the show that created her….but it’s still like taking a huge shit on America and her fans not that I’d know, since she’s blocked me on all social media for being a troll, because that’s my American dream….a dream that doesn’t include Emmy Rossum, because she’s not that hot..I deserve better. Nice American Flag Suit you clickbait slut… The post Emmy Rossum Living the American Dream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Benson Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Benson has big tits for America… THey are in a bikini top looking great for America…. Because America allowed her to become a rich and famous as hell twat…despite no one actually knowing who she is…because her show doesn’t target my demographic of creepy old man pervert who prefers sitting at the park…but maybe if I had some foresight, I could watch her show to have something to chat with the young eighteen year old girls I watch tan, you know a little “How about that Pretty Little Liars shit, You have way better tits than Ashley Benson”…to which her dad or daddy or whovever that older guy next to her is…will take offense and try to fight me…good thing I know how to pull out my dick and start pissing when I face adversity… that’s my MMA or concealed weapon….toxic HIV positive HEP urine all in your FACE jerks… The post Ashley Benson Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Naked for America of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is showing her ass for the internet or for America on the Fourth of July because without America and American consumerism she wouldn’t be anything, she’d be a a zero, she needs a billion dollar need for cheap sweatshop panties at the mall brand to exist…so this is her thanks… She may be American by now, maybe just a green card holder, who knows but AMerica made her and here’s her ass without the asshole to thank you…classy Brazilian hookers are fun besides that AIDS.. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Naked for America of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Topless Woman Fights Back and Other Videos of the Day

Mistress Hanging Off Utility Cables Naked Truck Driver Protests Bull VS Assholes Dumbass in a Bentley Dolphin looks for a Belly Run Drunk of the Day Redhead in a Bikini in Zero Gravity Airplane Apparently… The post Topless Woman Fights Back and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress who I think is on the show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watch Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them. Well she’s in a bikini. For the USA…AMerican Dreams asshole….deal with it. The post Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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