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Rumer Willis Hard Nipples of the Day

I preferred when Rumer Willis was in hiding because she knew she was a potato head who got the worst part of her mom and her dad… But unfortunately, face injections happened and Rumer Willis was able to climb out of the potato farm and brush the dirt off her shoulders and KHLOE KARDASHIAN herself into some porno looking thing. The worst of BRUCE AND DEMI, not that we know what the worst of DEMI actually is because she’s had so much plastic surgery, what is left of her is 20 percent DEMI….but I guess we’ve seen it in her kids… I don’t hate the hipster WILLIS rich kids, I think they are fun and get naked and are an all around good time. I didn’t even mind RUMER when she was a POTATO…. I’ve always found there to be something erotic about them, long before they turned themselves into porno faced…while the world was pointing and laughing at her and calling her names…I was ready to knock her up and live the good life with her…K-Fed her when no one wanted her…but with tits like this, it’s safe to say people are gonna start wanting her and my dreams of Rumer Willis babies have come crumbling down…sad really..

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Rumer Willis Tits of the Day

Rumer has it the Rumer Willis still has her dick… It’s kind of confusing that in this era of hipster, artist, trust fund weridos who don’t need to work and who have a following because of their parents, allowing them to play the naked or half naked sisters from Idaho mountains, so detached from LA as a whole, even though they are pure fucking LA, the most LA, you’d think she’d be embracing her dick..Gender bending is trendy and do anything you can to get noticed besides for being Bruce and Demi’s failed abortion. Instead she posts tits, and a newly restructured face, with her hard features shaved down…looking better than ever…tits out… It’s the magic of the modern face injections, you can really be whatever you want to be, including hot…with the right amount of face injection.

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Rumer Willis Tits of the Day

Rumer Willis Tits of the Day

Rumer has it the Rumer Willis still has her dick… It’s kind of confusing that in this era of hipster, artist, trust fund weridos who don’t need to work and who have a following because of their parents, allowing them to play the naked or half naked sisters from Idaho mountains, so detached from LA as a whole, even though they are pure fucking LA, the most LA, you’d think she’d be embracing her dick..Gender bending is trendy and do anything you can to get noticed besides for being Bruce and Demi’s failed abortion. Instead she posts tits, and a newly restructured face, with her hard features shaved down…looking better than ever…tits out… It’s the magic of the modern face injections, you can really be whatever you want to be, including hot…with the right amount of face injection.

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Rumer Willis New Face Shows Off Body for her Sobriety of the Day

I guess the rumor is the Rumer Willis has been sober for the last 6 months and deserves a metal for her not drinking or doing drugs for the last 6 months, but found a new vice in the form of FACE injections and I would imagine Prescription pills…because booze is bad, but let me get my hands on that AMBIEN and XANAX…unless she quit that too, which is not that impressive… The only thing I enjoy about this is knowing that despite her being sober, dudes who fuck her still need to be drunk…cuz she’s just that kind of hot…IRONY…or is it? I never know what is ironic.. But then again there are perverts anywhere, who can fuck anything, I’m just saying the only way to fuck this thing is from behind at 4 am…. RIGHT….MR POTATO HEAD….RIGHT… The post Rumer Willis New Face Shows Off Body for her Sobriety of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rumer Willis’ Plastic Surgery: Out of Control!

Rumer Willis shared an extremely controversial video featuring her – but moreso, her lips – and it’s got everybody talking.  It’d appear that Rumer went off the deep end getting lip injections, and these things are large and terrifyingly in charge.  Check it out.  Rumer Willis’ Latest Plastic Surgery? Rumer is a beautiful girl, end of.  She might not be “conventionally” attractive, and all may not find beauty in her face, but there really is.  Rumer’s a beautiful blend of both her mother, Demi Moore, and her father, Bruce Willis, and the way that she’s naturally evolved over the years has been just lovely.  However?   These lips … even Kylie Jenner would be ashamed of them.  Previously, Rumer looked like this … which was very obviously much better.  Even from the profile, you can tell that she’s got a little bit of lip, but nothing like the dead slugs that are decomposing on her face over the last day.  Previously, Rumer complained about her jawline .  After claiming to have been Photoshopped in a shoot, Rumer said, “Any friends of fans of mine who posted this I would appreciate if you took it down.” “The photographer Photoshopped my face to make my jaw smaller and I find it really offensive for anyone to try and change the way you look so drastically,” she continued. “I love the way I look and I won’t support anyone who would feel a need to change the way I look to make me beautiful.”  “Whether or not they realize it,” Rumer concluded, “it is a form of bullying , which I won’t stand for.”  Except she’s not taking her face’s feelings into consideration, because plastic surgerying your face beyond what’s recognizable is a definite slap to the face.  Pun totally intended.  The magazine’s response was even sharper than the cut of Rumer’s jib.  Another pun totally intended.  “The retouching that was done to the photograph was only done to resolve some distortion with using a wide angle lens for a group shot, and not to alter or modify anyone’s face,” the statement from The Cut (lol) read.  Frankly, Rumer needs to chill out and stop being so hypocritical.  She’s a beautiful girl, and she cries “bullying” far too much.  She should just learn to appreciate her gorgeous, unique look and celebrate it, rather than cry “Photoshop!” but change it on her own terms.   Live and let that face alone, girl.  View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Have Admitted to Plastic Surgery

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Rumer Willis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

Everyone likes to laugh at Rumer Willis for having a wonky fucking face, but the reality is her mom, Demi Moore, who is trying to stay youthful despite being 100 years old and full of millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery… When people should defend Rumer Willis thanks to having a rocking fucking body, because the hot body in this era of Genetically modified foods…is hard to find….so celebrate her and her Dancing With the Stars winning, Bruce Willis faced-ass… The post Rumer Willis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlize Theron Amazing for W Magazines of the Day

I think I already posted these pictures of Charlize Theron for W Magazine last week, but I could be wrong, I just see them all over the internet and figure there’s no way I was first to the draw on this shit, even though I am the first to the draw on most shit, except women, I always get sloppy seconds, or sloppy thirds…depending what time of day I call them… Which brings up an interesting point, Charlize Theron could have been a street hooker, I mean one of the hottest of street hookers, who probably would have been more of a sugar baby, or escort, in an era when sugar babies and escorts were less public…because when she was discovered by a film executive, she had already done Playboy, was already out of money, and pretty much on her last legs of staying in California… It could have easily been a pimp that met her in that bank that day she got recruited…and if it was…she’d probably be dead in a gutter somewhere, so I guess it worked out nicely for her… Unless dating Sean Penn is like being dead in the gutter…who knows… The post Charlize Theron Amazing for W Magazines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Action of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is some recently turned 18 year old and was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food… She’s not that cute, but the memories of her being 12 in some movie probably bring this home for you…and now she’s in a bikini in Coachella week 2, as these girls do… To See Her in Shorts CLICK HERE The post Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Action of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Gale for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I hate catalog pics, but I guess Victoria’s Secret has been realizing that they are not maximizing the talent they either recruit, pay and create…and have been safe as fuck in all their campaigns, and it is time to say fuck it, let’s make some noise…with our girls, out photographers…etc. Now Kelly Gale is some 19 year old model from Sweden…because apparently along with Volvo, blonde haired children of the corn looking motherfuckers, contemporary modern design, and meatballs, Sweden makes models… She’s not blinde haired or aryan looking…but she is fucking amazing…and I assume the future…and not because Victoria’s Secret got to her first…but because…she gives me boners…multiple boners…all at the same time..she’s that good. The post Kelly Gale for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rumer Willis Hard Nipples Cameltoe of the Day

Rumer Willis may be the potato head I’ve tormented on the internet for a long fucking time, for no real reason other than that I am an asshole…who targets the spoiled trust fund rich kids of celebrities I don’t particularly like, but don’t particularly hate….all because she wasn’t all that hot and it was funny…but it turns out that hotness can be manipulated and like her mother before her…a great body can go a long fucking way….as does botox, fillers and a nose job…turning a potato head into something tolerable enough for me to want to cum on…thanks to the rest of her being pretty on point… So I’ll save my negativity to shit on other crying for attention assholes, while I’ll just imagine this ass, the Rumer ass shitting on me…because I think I love it….enough to erase the rest of her…. She’s showing some serious improvement. The post Rumer Willis Hard Nipples Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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