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Sexy Archaeologist of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You’re missing culture and educational content in your life…so here’s a video of an Archaeologist teaching you about excavating years gone by to try to decode the human condition, experience and history of who we ended up here……and if you’re not into archaeology, because you’re not Indiana Jones or a fucking nerdy weirdo, you may be into the Archaeologist tits because tits are universal…they transcend all topics you can learn in school if you weren’t a half retard who dropped out of school The post Sexy Archaeologist of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Sunday Bikini Party of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Even when Alessandra Ambrosio is half naked, which is all the time, she’s a Victoria’s Secre model, she manages to be boring as fuck. She gets paid millions of dollars for this and this is the best she can do..it’s pretty depressing… But I guess she’s a mom and she’s pushing 40 so she’s not terrible…if all moms in their 40s looked this good, the world would be a very confusing place for me, I wouldn’t know what to not masturbate to…you know there would just be too much of a spectrum of good enough to get off to…I already have a hard enough time getting through all the dirty panties I convince girls to mail me….and my cut off age is 30…..I can’t take an extra decade of even hornier girls..thanks to depriving themselves with marriage and all other things… Either way, she’s good enough, not worth millions, but good enough. Here’s some Paparzzi Pics of her From a While Ago… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Sunday Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Fanning Titties in a Tube Dress of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People have a hard on for Elle Fanning…and I don’t really understand it. I mean she’s some creepy actress who rode her creepy sisters coattails so that she too could get paid for this acting nonsense…and it worked….but I genuinely hear dudes talk about how hot she is or how amazing she is…and I assume they jerk off to her in movies she’s in…none of which I can name… So being a CLICKBAIT FAKE NEWS PEDDLER…I figure…why not post some Elle Fanning shot by the paparazzi in a tube dress erotica…because you like it…. I’m so generous. I steal from the paparazzi and give to the poor and pathetic…a modern day hero… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning Titties in a Tube Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dead Instagram Model of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rebecca Burger is a Dead instagram hooker / model who was killed by a whipped cream canister that exploded and hit her directly in the heart like it was a sugar daddy cancelling the credit cards on her…and for some reason I find great joy in this story of what the hell is this world we live in, where a fake fitness model gets killed by a sugary fat filled treat, what kind of world is it where all these face tuned to look girls are actually just fat girls with a filter, what kind of world is it where you get taken out by junk….it’s all so confusing…yet…it happened….and dead is sad…but it’s better to burn out than to fade into obscurity even if you’re obscure to begin with and your death is your biggest viral stunt…. All this to say…weird. The post Dead Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Rose Depp in Some Tight Shorts of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Rose Depp is my favorite and not for some creepy fan of her dad way….she is my favorite because she is hot and interesting looking despite her trust fund, her inheritance, her bahama private island or her dad’s private jet…she is hot….irregardless of her dad being Johnny Depp, and sure I liked Edward Scissor hands, Cry Baby, Nightmare on Elm Street and Forrest Gump as much as the next guy, but if his daughter didn’t look like this angel sent from heaven, a ray of light in this dark world, I wouldn’t be on her dick so hard…no homo…clearly she doesn’t have a dick, just look at those tight shorts…no room for dick…it’s a figure of speech you idiot… Look at that mouth…look at the cameltoe…where the fuck were the paparazzi when we needed them to get butt shots… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp in Some Tight Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato Naked in Bed of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Demi Lovato is laying in bed with her tits out….yet she is covered, because she’s a body positive ambassador and feels hot now that she’s lost a bunch of weight, as most people who lose a bunch of weight feel…even after being all body positive…because the whole body positive is just bullshit and an angle..for these idiots who are too lazy to get fit… All it took was a breakup to FES from the 70s show dumping her, coupled with some bi-polar disorder, history of addiction and a THICK Neck…seriously…her neck is ridiculous… The post Demi Lovato Naked in Bed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is no longer this crazed mentally unstable, half naked, out of control at least seemingly out of control because it was good for marketing, pop star from Disney…she’s a non-weed smoking sophisticated song writer who wants to be taken seriously, so she’s no longer publicly doing puppet shows with her twat, but instead…just wearing a bikini like a basic white girl…magic…but not really…I prefer seeing the pussy. The post Miley Cyrus Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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VIVID’s THROWBACK THUREDAY PORN BLOOPERS EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF THE DAY

Posted on June 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My good friend’s at VIVID.COM put together a bunch of amazing vintage blooper clips from some of their thousands upon thousands of productions over the last many years of working in the industry….because vintage porn, bush and all is what I live for… We released our first one LAST WEEK and we’ve got more – every THURSDAY girl… What more could you want than some old school porn stars in silly moments, it’s better than all the other new school instagram sluts in half naked selfie shoots…TRUTH… The future is in the Past…. Always go to VIVID.COM for your sexy celebs needs They are leaders… The post VIVID’s THROWBACK THUREDAY PORN BLOOPERS EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF THE DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Halsey Nipple of the DAy

Posted on June 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently this nipple showing PINK of the new generation, because the world like a rat colony, need a specific population, that follows a specific role…and even when one dies off, a new one must replace that one’s role…because we are created by aliens and are nothing more than a bunch of fucking rats…and this Halsey chick…who I haven’t really heard anything about…is filling the role of edgy short haired pop chick…built a bit like a dude…aggressive and masculine and slutty….what PINK once was…but is too old and a mom to be today… She’s doing a lot of media so someone is investing in her and trying to make money off her….because She was also in Paper Magazine… The post Halsey Nipple of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Culpo in Shorts of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who is Olivia Culpo again? I think she dated a Jonas Brother….who cares… Why is she on this mission for attention again?….who cares…. What ever happened to a good old set of leaked nudes / sex tapes? I WANT TO KNOW…. What is this bullshit for the paparazzi bullshit…Why do the paparazzi bother? So weird. I want more….labia….Whore Proper. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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