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Juliette Lewis Naked Goddess Bush of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a fan of Juliette Lewis. She’s from my era of getting into the movies. From Christmas Vacation, to Cape Fear, to Kalifornia, to Natural Born Killers, to Edward Scissor Hands, no wait that was Winona, this one was in Gilbert Grape, to every single movie she’s ever done…Mixed Nuts, Strange Days, Basketball Diaries…fuck I am turning into IMDB… She’s pretty much legend status… Apparently, she’s in this new HBO show by the cunt Lena Dunham, because they keep giving their regulars work, and it’s called Camping, where people go Camping and I guess skinny dip, showing off bush, while I love bush and celebrate all bush…because bush is great and so is this 45 year old’s bush….better than Lena Dunham’s that I am surprised she didn’t write into the script even though she’s not starring in this show…she’s just writing it, you’d just assume she’d be in a bear costume in the woods outside the campground farting with her ass spread as you know she does… But this isn’t about Lena Dunham, if anything we all need to thank her for writing this nude scene with Juliette Lewis in….we like it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Juliette Lewis Naked Goddess Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp in Some Tight Shorts of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Rose Depp is my favorite and not for some creepy fan of her dad way….she is my favorite because she is hot and interesting looking despite her trust fund, her inheritance, her bahama private island or her dad’s private jet…she is hot….irregardless of her dad being Johnny Depp, and sure I liked Edward Scissor hands, Cry Baby, Nightmare on Elm Street and Forrest Gump as much as the next guy, but if his daughter didn’t look like this angel sent from heaven, a ray of light in this dark world, I wouldn’t be on her dick so hard…no homo…clearly she doesn’t have a dick, just look at those tight shorts…no room for dick…it’s a figure of speech you idiot… Look at that mouth…look at the cameltoe…where the fuck were the paparazzi when we needed them to get butt shots… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp in Some Tight Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rick Owens is a fashion designer who all the hipsters fucking love… If you’ve seen a hip hop kid wearing leggings and shorts…like he’s Edward Scissor Hands…it’s very likely that they are into Rick Owens…who has clearly marketed himself properly, because his practical joke of dressing black thugs like a bootleg Peter Pan stage show…. So if you see see “cool” kids dressed like clowns, it could be inspired by Rick Owens…and it turns out, that like everything, Rick Owens is just a hack and ripped off some artist according to this magazine CLICK HERE I don’t really care about fashion being a scam, we are well aware that everything is a scam especially when it is detached, successful and rich as fuck… I do care about models carrying each other in the threesome or lesbian sex I’ll never have…because girls, especially lesbians…hate me… The post Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Helena Bonham Carter Sexes it Up of the Day

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helena Bonham Carter creeps me the fuck out in every single move she’s done. From Fight Club to Alice in Wonderland, her goth weirdness is anything but sexy to me, if anything it is like some horrible horror movie character Tim Burton crafted in his weirdo basement when doing the research for Edward Scissor hands…. But that doesn’t mean I don’t like her, I mean I fear most women, especially when they are willing to fuck me, it’s like “What’s the fucking catch, do you have aids, is this an attempt to murder me because you’re in a lesbian tribe of dick killers” kinda thing…I only trust a girl who doesn’t want to fuck me… Either way, she’s old. She looks LIKE SHIT IN A BIKINI but I guess some devil’s magic went down in this shoot Vogue UK’s July 2013 issue, because I find her hot…and that scares me more than her witchcraft.

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Alanis Morissette Horrible Bikini Picture of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Baby got back….and not in a big booty way…but in a big, broad back way that looks like it could be a fat man way… Reminding us that not all bikinis are created equally…and sometimes your bikini should be a fucking snow suit. I appreciate her embracing her body in this anti-bullying era – by rocking a bikini that reads “Self Love” for all the fat girls who hate the image the media portrays about how women should look, you know in some Feminist, this is who I am, bullshit….no wait, I don’t appreciate that at all. If she actually loved herself, she would eat better, workout more and not try to pass off a shitty body as some political commentary on the world we live in. I don’t care what anyone says, the government wants us fat and sick, and tricking us into thinking it’s ok to be that way, is just fucking gross….and the proof is in this picture. I didn’t find Alanis hot in the 90s, when she was 16, or really ever….so there was little chance I’d find her now, making this a nice reminder of how right I was early on with this one.

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Winona Ryder Old but Hot for Interview of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It feels like the 90s up in here today….Winona Ryder who would think would look more like the grandmother scene in Edward Scissor hands and less like Winona Ryder….is posing in some silky lookin clothing for Interview like she’s not in her 40s….in fact…like she’s still in her early 20s…and the weirdest thing in all this is that I find her lookin better than she ever did, which is something that never happens, usually, by the 25th birthday it’s all down hill for a pussy, and I give up on them, but for some reason, a reason I’ll call movie magic, botox and good photography, I’m falling in love with Winona Ryder all over again, like she never fell off and is still filled with Johnny Depp, like she never became a criminal and disappeared from the celebrity world. She’s all lean and lovely…elegant like old hollywood, even if she’s just old and in Hollywood….and .I am ready for the comeback….even if it’s not the sex tape kind of comeback I like.

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Helena Bonham Carter in Her Bathing Suit Scares Me of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

Remember this bitch from Fight Club? Well it looks like that her common law husband, Tim Burton turned her into one of the gothic monsters you’d find in one of his movies

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