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Bella Thorne Bikini Raving of the Day

Bella Thorne was out “raving” in a bikini and mesh pants and the whole thing was pretty wonderful to a pervert like me – because I think Bella Thorne, despite all the jacking up she’s done to her face is hot… I am drinking the RED koolaid, I am sold or I’ve bought into her witchcraft manipulating all of us in with her body…despite having never watched Disney Channel, or her show on Disney Channel, and not actually knowing who she is… I just know she’s better than a traditional insta whore, because she started this whoring with the mainstream support of the media…the money, the fame, and yet she still felt she should be naked or half naked showing off her tits and slutty behavior that comes with being a porned-up youth these days…I mean they just fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck no problem…creating Super GONO and other fun things…like the throat HPV epidemic..brilliant… I also know she’s just a child star being a product of being a child star, spoiled, entitled and now very into EDM and making dance music for the mainstream who all listen to this mindless, lack of music music…and I’m not saying that as an old man..it’s just all video game shit that they probably spend an afternoon making…turning out crowds and making millions..rewarded for understanding a computer program by fucking groupies like this one…as they rage / rave / who cares…her body is great. The post Bella Thorne Bikini Raving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Every One Of Harry Potter’s Hogwarts Professors, Ranked

Come see the best and worst that the legendary School of Witchcraft and Wizardry’s faculty ever offered up!

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Sara Sampaio for L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

SARA SAMPAIR is some Portuguese model who you may or may not know from the Victoria’s Secret catalog you are subscribed to since the 90s under a fake chick name, that still comes to your door every month, and that you re-visit when you’re bored of porn and feel like reliving 1992, but you probably wouldn’t recognize her, because despite being awesome, fit and amazing in a bikini, all their models are shot the same, in the same pose, and it’s hard to really tell them apart…until today, today she’s posing for L’Officiel Turkey, in a bikini, that is so different than WHEN SHE MODELS THIS , it’s like we’re looking at a whole new person… THat said, I kinda PREFER WHEN SHE’S CLIMBING THE MODEL LADDER NAKED

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Sara Sampaio for L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

Helena Bonham Carter Sexes it Up of the Day

Helena Bonham Carter creeps me the fuck out in every single move she’s done. From Fight Club to Alice in Wonderland, her goth weirdness is anything but sexy to me, if anything it is like some horrible horror movie character Tim Burton crafted in his weirdo basement when doing the research for Edward Scissor hands…. But that doesn’t mean I don’t like her, I mean I fear most women, especially when they are willing to fuck me, it’s like “What’s the fucking catch, do you have aids, is this an attempt to murder me because you’re in a lesbian tribe of dick killers” kinda thing…I only trust a girl who doesn’t want to fuck me… Either way, she’s old. She looks LIKE SHIT IN A BIKINI but I guess some devil’s magic went down in this shoot Vogue UK’s July 2013 issue, because I find her hot…and that scares me more than her witchcraft.

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TVLINE Grows Up and Leaves the Nest

As sorry as we are here at Movieline HQ to see TVL ine go, we’re thrilled to announce that it’s not going far (just past the porch, really), and it’ll be in expert hands. Our pal, celebrity TV reporter/editor Michael Ausiello (you know that adorable smirk from the pages of EW) will be the Editor in Chief, and he’s scooped up an all-star cast to help him out: Matt Webb Mitovich from TV Guide, Michael Slezak also from EW and Megan Masters from E! Online. And just to be clear, our crack team of writers and editors will continue to cover the TV stories that make sense for Movieline. For the full story, check out the press release after the jump.

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REVIEW: Helen Mirren Helps Anchor a Rocky Tempest

Helen Mirren controls the weather in The Tempest , Julie Taymor’s gusty, peripatetic screen version of Shakespeare’s thunderous play. As Prospera, a female iteration of the original’s vengeful wizard, she rules the island to which she was condemned, the sky above it, and the sea that tosses at its shores. Mirren also does her level, ensorcelling best to give ballast to the film’s erratic tone by force of will and peerless commitment. She stalks the heath, herds the youngsters, and trades commands for unerring obedience with her wispy spirit, Ariel (Ben Wishaw, nude and denatured). Yet she cannot wrest the film from the meteorological whims of Julie Taymor, princess of the plodding, mistress of mayhem.

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Here’s Emma Watson’s Unofficial Audition for Mad Men

Considering the amount of fanfic on the Internet, it’s likely that somewhere buried in the dark, twisted knotting of Al Gore-created tubes, there’s a sect of readers who have always wanted to see the office drones of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce co-mingle with those plucky wizards from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As such, here’s the first official still of Harry Potter star Emma Watson on the set of My Week with Marilyn . Matthew Weiner, say hello to the next future Mrs. Don Draper.

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