A journey into nature is always better when there’s a naked skinny chick showing off her cunt…. I don’t know who this Sam Bag Stag girl is…but I do know the folds of her labia thanks to her artistry that is really not art at all, but that we can call it whatever she wants us to call it, because it involves showing her pussy….because art is a myth even when it is art…. This is like when some feminist girl starts painting her college squat/ commune bathroom with her period blood and expects idiots to pander to her, and they do, they say “Oh Petra Collins, you’re such an artist, here shoot Selena Gomez’s new video”….. Silliness – Everywhere. The post A Journey with Rachel Samstag’s Vagina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I watched a sad video of a guy trying to save a beached Dolphin, that was struggling to stay alive, like it was working at Sea World, or really any resort in th Caribbean for fat white people lathered in sunscreen to rub up on them….and it was sad….because I love dolphins… Then I saw this Salma Hayek laying on the beach, doing the exact same thing…..and it is not sad because she’s Salma Hayek and has her massive, now old as fuck, tits, that seem to be bolted on, keeping her afloat….some built in life preserver shit…you can’t drown with these fucking things latched on…erotica for the perverts into 40 something year old actresses they probably jerked off to when jerking off to mainstream movies was a thing….before that whole porn thing took over. The post Salma Hayek Beached Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Behati Prinsloo is the pussy that Adam Levine managed to manipulate into marrying his fat wallet…and having kids with his fat wallet..because she was an immigrant, from who the fuck knows where, and she figured that he was a big star in America…without realizing how embarrassing he is for America….it’s not her fault, she was thrown into the Victoria’s Secret model life and had to land a millionaire, billionaire, famous person, whatever and he was on TV with his Hit Show…and on the radio with his hit band…to an outsider…he definitely didn’t seem like the fucking worst…yet he is…the fucking worst… Here she is in bikini bottoms…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Behati Prinsloo Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Grandpa’s Got Hot Tits Fre Ride in NYC Chinese Ice Fisherman Cat Falls from the Ceiling Old Man Tries Stealing Idiot Kid Nearly Dies WTF is Going On Here? The post Lady VS Jet Blue…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
My favorite Rihanna story, which is probably the only Rihanna story I’ve got, is that I met a dude from Barbados a bunch of years ago, right when the country was hating on her because the government had just given her a bunch of Crown land for her contribution to the marketing of the island…back when she was at the peak of her celebrity, when celebrity mattered and was more than just running a MEME account….and bitch would snob out the locals who she knew her entire life…lik she would intentionally be a diva cunt cuz she knew she was better than them…treating them like the hired help she probably was when she was growing up….anyway…you get what I am saying, diva from small island, goes back to small island after becoming rich and famous and is a cunt to the locals…typical story you’d expect…… Dude made it very clear to me that she was poor as shit when she was growing up, like real life shantytown shit, and that when she was 14 she become a sex worker, where she found the British dude who brought her to America and sold her off to Jay Z….because if you’ve hear Rihanna sing, you’ll know she’s not nearly talented enough to end up being imported into America and cultivated into a popstar…. There’s the whole immigration thing, the navigating importing sluts from a small island, getting her a place to live…a lot went into her career…all while there are perfectly equally if not more talented people in Brooklyn next to Jay Z’s fucking investment properties….there is no logical reason why Rihanna happened, there was no youtube channel or viral video at the time…it was straight up teen girl abducted and brought to America….and for that I will always find her compelling….what do you want from me, I like whores. Here are her tits on New Years JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rihanna Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hilary Duff is a sexual deviant, probably a bi-product of being a child star, sold off to the industry by her parents, given fame and money and excess at a young age, proven in that she’s fucked a hockey team before getting knocked up the first time, and then she fucked a bunch of random dudes, some on payroll to fill her void, before landing this dude who she got knocked up…a woman with two kids, with two dads…so modern for a rich, controlling tyrant… Well, she posted her tit on the instagram for attention and this make-out scene that I am sure you all can jerk off to because you still have Hilary Duff Fetishes…cuz you’re weird and overlook the fact that she’s not some 18 year old anymore, but rather a thirty year old mom with 30 pounds of fat on her, 15 of which seem to be on her tits. This is from days ago, I am not current. https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Hilary-Duff-@hilaryduff-•-Instagram-photos-and-videos.mp4 The post Hilary Duff Fat Milk Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Let’s go into the new year, even though we’re a few weeks into the new year, with some Iskra Lawrence pantsless and getting attention despite being fat, because she is fat, and the brands need fat chicks to throw money at, so they seem inclusive with their marketing, when this Iskra Lawrence bitch is clearly having too much fun being fat, to actually be fat, cuz if you know fat people, they fucking hate being fat, and would never get into a bikini unless it was a fucking joke…even with all this body positivity…. It would only happen when a average sized chick decides to intentionally get fat for profit….and that is precisely what Iskra is…fat face / fat suit, like Black Face…I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….she’s bullshit and she’s cashing in and for those of you who like it, I assume you’re black, and sick fucks…so this one’s for you – you sick fucks!! Here she is at the Golden Globes after party for some reason JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iskra Lawrence Titty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doutzen Kroes is what I guess the foundation of the MILF movement in porn was inspired by. Not her specifically, but the occasional slutty mom, who has had a kid rip through her vagina at least once, because sluts don’t use condoms and like being cummed inside, it’s really nature’s way, and also a great way to secure the right person to always send you a check provided things don’t work out, as they rarely work out….. Only Doutzen, who was fired from Victoria’s Secret is a MILF who does ecommerce catalog pics half naked, to try to keep her DJ husband she polices into her pussy, even though we all know DJs and even those married to Fired Victoria’s Secret models, fuck new young groupie pussy when in Ibiza for your residency. MILFs….something more and more common now that women don’t let themselves turn into traditional moms with traditional mom bodies after desecrating their bodies…. Doutzen Kroes…old…but still employable as a star in the catalog smut you grew up jacking off to. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Doutzen Kroes Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nina Agdal is living the dream. Not bad for an affirmative action waterheaded retard with a hot body. The girl who Sports Illustrated went inclusive with, but luckily it was an era where inclusivity wasn’t every fat bitch with access to a triple XL bikini….when inclusivity meant “use the retard with the fit body and tits”….you know because her body had to adapt to her retardation and give her fitness and strength in what otherwise would have meant not standing a chance…plus if you pretend she’s from some immigrant company, people will just think her retard twang with her retard speak is an accent and not a retardation…. She’s managed to take that retard head and hot body to Leo DiCaprio’s homosexual cock, cuz these rich people who have fucked everything, need to fuck weird things to see what it’s like… Now she’s fucking some rich kid, also weird and into retards, who’s mom is Christie Brinkley, so he’s used to the fake model life and the circles they sex work in….so it’s a match made in heaven, she’s on her best behavior, cuz she’s 30 and even retards know “Put baby in belly by rich man to continue living this life”…. And that concludes today’s Nina Agdal clickbait pic for attention post. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Still Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Seeing Farrah Abraham doing the naked in a bath with flower pedals like an instagram chick who went to BALI for the first time – is amazing because I can cross reference it with images I have of her getting fucked up the ass by a pornstar in a porn video she made after her MTV fame for no reason other than being an exhibitionist weirdo who wanted people to see her take it up the ass in ways that she didn’t when she was 15 and become a teen mom…giving her the life she had…because if she had taken it up the ass back then…she’s just be another gutter trash with a loose asshole living in some shitty town…but this one had dreams far greater than that. Look at her now. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
