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Salma Hayek Beached Tits of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I watched a sad video of a guy trying to save a beached Dolphin, that was struggling to stay alive, like it was working at Sea World, or really any resort in th Caribbean for fat white people lathered in sunscreen to rub up on them….and it was sad….because I love dolphins… Then I saw this Salma Hayek laying on the beach, doing the exact same thing…..and it is not sad because she’s Salma Hayek and has her massive, now old as fuck, tits, that seem to be bolted on, keeping her afloat….some built in life preserver shit…you can’t drown with these fucking things latched on…erotica for the perverts into 40 something year old actresses they probably jerked off to when jerking off to mainstream movies was a thing….before that whole porn thing took over. The post Salma Hayek Beached Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brie Larson Erotica of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brie Larson is garbage. She is not hot and I will not buy into the fake news or media hype around her and give into their lies… I know how Hollywood works, they polarize situations, and overhype by hiring these people who pass their Hollywood test, giving them this sense of importance and celebrity…when I know the truth… Brie Larson was a b-list actress, who played a woman who was abducted and lived in a room with a kid who out-acted her, winning an Oscar, which means nothing but hype to solidify the scam the agencies are trying to pull off….and now all of a sudden I am supposed to buy into and endorse Brie Larsos as someone worth fucking for any reason other than the story, her fame, her finances….I don’t get it..and I will not give into ti… Brie Larson is not hot. I prefer the cheese she was named after. It has more place in our lives than her Hollywood nonsense, now doing Comic Book movies…such a thoughtful actor right…more like someone a team of people felt they could cash the fuck in on… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Brie Larson Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Behati Prinsloo Pussy Print of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Behati Prinsloo is the pussy that Adam Levine managed to manipulate into marrying his fat wallet…and having kids with his fat wallet..because she was an immigrant, from who the fuck knows where, and she figured that he was a big star in America…without realizing how embarrassing he is for America….it’s not her fault, she was thrown into the Victoria’s Secret model life and had to land a millionaire, billionaire, famous person, whatever and he was on TV with his Hit Show…and on the radio with his hit band…to an outsider…he definitely didn’t seem like the fucking worst…yet he is…the fucking worst… Here she is in bikini bottoms…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Behati Prinsloo Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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And To Imagine Ariel Winter Had Her Breasts Reduced

Posted on January 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know  Ariel Winter had that breast reduction surgery years ago, but every time I see a new picture and/or GIF of her and those massive funbags of hers, I have trouble believing it. I mean, just try to imagine if these were any bigger. I’m pretty sure Ariel’s not the only one who would have trouble walking around… I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to have to stay seated for the next 30-45 seconds, as is. Yow.

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Olivia Munn Teases

Posted on January 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You might think  Olivia Munn ‘s a little too old to be acting like a 22-year-old Snapchat model (last I checked, Olivia’s 37). But actually, it makes perfect sense. First, she tried to be a TV host, and it sort of worked, then she tried to be an actress, and it definitely didn’t work. At least being a Snapchat model plays to Olivia’s strengths: being a do-nothing hot nobody who looks good in bikinis and lingerie.

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Ana Braga’s Busty Bikini Show

Posted on March 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Looks like it was Ana Braga ‘s turn to put on a “candid” bikini show for the paps this time, and the Playboy Playmate definitely didn’t disappoint. You know, at first, I was all set to make fun of Ana for pretending to get “caught” sunbathing by the paps, but then I realized something: when you think about it, it’s actually pretty considerate of Ana to make sure we don’t miss a minute of her hanging out at the beach in a tiny bikini. I wish more hotties were this thoughtful. Photos: Fameflynet

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Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Will Not Disappoint

Posted on February 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Welp, Miley Cyrus just kicked off her Bangerz tour in Vancouver, and it definitely didn’t disappoint. Because here she is twerking and giving the audience some signature tongue action in a bunch of sexy costumes. You know, I’ve never been a fan of Miley’s music, but I’ve got to admit, she puts on one hell of a show. Normally, I think people who spring for front row seats to this crap are insane, but this is one time where I think it’d be totally worth it. Anyway, I included some videos of Miley in action below, so you can pretend like you’re there, and best of all, no jacked-up security guard is going to tackle you for trying to reach out and lick your screen. Enjoy. » view all 17 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Maksim Chmerkovskiy Confirms Relationship with Kate Upton, Gushes Over Ridiculously Hot Model

Posted on October 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maksim Chmerkovskiy may be an expert dancer, but he’s no longer dancing around his personal life. The former Dancing with the Stars cemented his status as Most Hated Man in America this week by confirming he’s seen Kate Upton nude . The two are dating. Kate Upton, Maksim Chmerkovskiy “She’s an amazing person,” Chmerkovskiy tells Us Weekly. “We have an incredible time together… I definitely didn’t see that coming and I think neither did she.  “We enjoy each other’s company very much and like I said, she’s a great girl that I never thought anything romantic like this could have happened.” Rumors of Chmerkovskiy and Upton hooking up first spread in September, as the pair were spotted holding hands in New York City. But this is the first time either has spoken out about the romance. Upton has previously been linked to Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, while Chmerkovskiy likely had sex with ex-DWTS partner Erin Andrews. Seriously. Most Hated Man in America.

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Meet The British Jwoww

Posted on September 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Every time I think I know every busty British hottie out there, Nuts comes out with one I’ve never seen before. This time, it’s Holly Hagan , who’s apparently on some show called Geordie Shore , AKA the British version of Jersey Shore , something that definitely didn’t need to exist. But I’m glad it does, since it introduced us to Holly. She’s like a mix of JWoww, Snooki, Katy Perry and the one girl who was willing to sleep with me in high school. » view all 11 photos

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Terrence Howard Slams Wife Michelle as Racist, Violent, Jealous Monster

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Actor Terrence Howard says his estranged wife Michelle, who recently accused him of beating her and making death threats , is a monster who hates black people. Not only that, he claims she once tried to have him killed! According to Terrence Howard, who’s firing back against Michelle Howard in one of the worst celebrity divorces ever, she routinely called him “monkey” or “n!gger.” Terrence says Michelle inexplicably turned from a “loving, gentle” person into a crazy woman who once threatened to have him killed by Russian mobsters ( really ). In court documents, Howard notes that Michelle is NOT black, and claims that when she would get upset with him, she would scream things such as: “[I] never wanted to marry a n!gger in the first place” “[I] definitely didn’t want to be the step mother of some n!gger kids.” He also alleges his wife threatened to have him “clipped” if he went to police and bragged, “I have a lot of Russian friends who would do it as a favor.” Howard also claims Michelle has major jealousy issues, to say the least … attacking him with a bottle after accusing him of talking with other women. He claims this happened TWO DIFFERENT TIMES, and he never retaliated. Terrence has asked the court to issue a restraining order against Michelle. She already has one against him. A hearing in their case is set for Jan. 17. [Photo: WENN.com]

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