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Claire Guena Seems to be an Actual Model and These Her Tits of the Day

Claire Guena has 17,000 followers and is signed to a few agencies that sound familiar, which may not be saying much, because it seems that the agencies are all signing instagram girls, to cultivate them and create celebrity out of them, in hopes of them going viral, and there really are no size or shape requirements….so sign everyone… But that doesn’t mean it’s not an accomplishment for Claire Guena to be signed…but pulling her tits out for her art, her photoshoot, her marketing campaign to get famous, in a world where fame doesn’t matter….and everyone is famous….there are still people who get paid more than other people for getting slutty in front of the camera…and that’s good enough for me to buy into their nonsense and appreciate that they are at a level where they only fuck rich dudes… The post Claire Guena Seems to be an Actual Model and These Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brie Larson Erotica of the Day

Brie Larson is garbage. She is not hot and I will not buy into the fake news or media hype around her and give into their lies… I know how Hollywood works, they polarize situations, and overhype by hiring these people who pass their Hollywood test, giving them this sense of importance and celebrity…when I know the truth… Brie Larson was a b-list actress, who played a woman who was abducted and lived in a room with a kid who out-acted her, winning an Oscar, which means nothing but hype to solidify the scam the agencies are trying to pull off….and now all of a sudden I am supposed to buy into and endorse Brie Larsos as someone worth fucking for any reason other than the story, her fame, her finances….I don’t get it..and I will not give into ti… Brie Larson is not hot. I prefer the cheese she was named after. It has more place in our lives than her Hollywood nonsense, now doing Comic Book movies…such a thoughtful actor right…more like someone a team of people felt they could cash the fuck in on… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Brie Larson Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paula Bulczynska Titties of the Day

So Paula Bulczynska may not be Russian, but Polish, I’ll still call her Russian and say, it’s nice that she escaped the sex trade to become a nude model for fashion, it’s way better than pissing on command on a webcam show…in a room you can’t escape from because there are guards. She seems to be based in LA, since models can get their green cards easily, American immigration, like all people, like hot chicks, and if you’re a hot chick, not only will your life be more prosperous, richer on all levels…from money to experiences…the quality dudes you end up getting knocked up by will be rich….so that you don’t have to deal with any of that ghetto shit non hot chicks go through…she’s probably American… She’s a singed model with legit agencies, but that doesn’t really mean shit anymore, anyone can get signed as the agencies scramble to find people to fill campaigns on social media, and if you have a following from getting naked on the internet…that’s good enough, sign her up….it doesn’t mean she’s working as a model, or getting paid as a model, but she’s showing tit as a model…and that alone is better than actual work, or money….it’s more passionate even if intentions are GET PAID…or RICH GUY…something we can assume already pays her rent…if you’ve been to LA…all these bitches are financed…. Great tits though…… FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE The post Paula Bulczynska Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Promoting Purses of the Day

I know that Jennifer Lawrence was paid 5 million or more dollars by Dior to promote their shitty sweatshop made purses. I would argue that Jennifer Lawrence won’t sell 5 million or more dollars of purses for Dior, it’s not like she’s a Kardashian. I know how this shit works, and it’s a big picture concept to book an Oscar Winner as part of a campaign, so that the big brands with big money have something to spend their money on and the agencies they hire…keep getting that big money..where the execs can get excited because they’ve heard her named thanks to all the press she’s had…as an A-Lister they’ve created….because they need A-Listers to keep budgets high…. This is a big picture play, you know to give a lifestyle to the brand, not focused on campaign driven product like she’s a Dior purse AVON lady, but she’s so fucking average, and I’ll never understand why she’s so celebrated. I am also the kind of person who doesn’t believe that actors have talent, and that they are just a level of pretentious, arrogant, confident, egotistical, vapid and delusional….where they feel comfortable acting like fools on camera…because it pays them stupid money, makes them stupid rich, gives them a stupidly amazing life, that they can sit on their stupid rich person soapbox and preach their stupid out of touch politics….Garbage… The post Jennifer Lawrence Promoting Purses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agnes Hedengard is Too Fat To Model of the Day

Agnes Hedengard is a pretty hot model from who the fuck cares..she’s in her underwear…and she’s been not getting work because she’s too big…so she decided to make a viral video about the absurdity of it all, because her butt is too big…her ass is too big…and clients want nothing to do with her because she needs to be thinner… Typical Fatty…complaining about everything, always being loud and annoying and whining…fucking fat people… I don’t believer her….I call this a strategy to get noticed…to get work…and it worked…she’s translated the video into two languages – making excuses for not getting work she knows people will freak out over because it is ridiculous…you know generate a buzz, create an uprising, be the figurehead to stand out from all the other instagram models who think they are models…. She should probably become a plus sized model…because that’s what all the agencies that have spent 50 years telling skinny girls they are fat, are now celebrating because it is “In”….hypocrites.. Most interesting in all this is that Kate Upton is still not considered a plus sized model, despite being fatter than all plus sized model…it’s a shit industry, it’s not a real job, who cares… Here are some of her instagram pics..being fat… The post Agnes Hedengard is Too Fat To Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton is a Tank in an Airport of the DAy

I find it interesting, but not interesting at all, that Kate Upton is heavier than any of the plus sized models the agencies are booking for work, because America likes fat chicks, as america is fat chicks, and skinny chicks just upset buyers who can’t relate to skinny chicks, but hate skinny chicks, for not eating as much cake as them…. I mean there is so much more interesting to look at, to focus on, to pay attention to, that some girl who was busty at 16 and fit enough to get famous as a titty model…even though she started out rich to begin with, her dad invented the washing machine…I know she looks more like her dad invented the deep fryer… Not that it matters…what does matter is that you’d still let her sit on your face, now that she’s grown into her tits, even though you’d probably die…you’ve lived long enough anyway… Here are her pants about to explode…because she doesn’t want to size-up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Michelle Lewin’s in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Lewin is some big ass, possible fake ass, fitness immigrant who lives in Miami, when she’s not dominating instagram with her bullshit, where she’s rockin’ a bikini for the paprazzi, just like the other immigrant fame whores in bikinis on instagram, just working the beach everyday for the paparazzi, to give the agencies some shitty bikini pics of random nobodies pics to run, since tits get hits…and we like tits…and that’s why we are all looking at this…nonsense – but still worth staring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal’s at Some of Event Looking Hot of the Day

I like to laugh at Nina Agdal’s funny face, I call her handicapped or DOWNS SYNDROMEY but the reality is that she’s got a great body…and a great body is all that matters fatty. No one cares about your personality, or your talents, even when they your blow job aptitude is off the charts…people care about how good you look naked face or no face…I mean even a burn victim with a body has a better chance than someone with a shitty body…except that you can’t really touch burn victims.. Either way, I been told she’s essentially an escort – who gets paid by rich people to hang, like every other model, because that’s actually the definition of modelling and a clause in a lot of their contracts, so the High Profile dudes can write off their sugar daddying and the agencies get their take and no one is the wiser…and that just makes her hotter, and should make you want to make more money. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk Offends Natives in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Irina Shayk wore a headdress for a Vogue shoot, because mocking Indians (feathers not dots) is so fashionable these days, especially when you’re a Russian Mail order bride who only exists because of strategic prostitution… I mean she’s not necessarily the most cultured of people, she’s an immigrant and I am sure the idea of natives or white people stealing their land forcing them to make Casinos and sell contraband cigarettes, doesn’t really phase her. She’s more into planning her next penis to put in her vagina…because so far…it’s made all these dreams a communist russian never expected to come true…come true… I am sure she’s not the one styling for Vogue brazil, I don’t even know if natives would be offended by this…I just like to think it’s all her fault because it makes it so fun…even though she’s so hot…and wins all conflicts…

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Gigi Hadid’s Thong Bikini in St Tropez of the Day

Gigi Hadid. Daughter of Mohammed Hadid – some billionaire real estate developer who has some really powerful friends like the guy who owns Guess, because that’s how rich people function – they keep their 1 percent closely tied together – while making the 99 percent their fucking slaves…..so she was cute enough to use in campaigns, then she got passed around to other agencies, and now she’s in St Tropez, because that’s where all the cool kids, rich kids, exclusive kids summer…and she’s wearing a bikini that from this angle…isn’t so hot, but maybe I’m a just a hater and I should learn to love all asses…of all sizes and socio economic classes – no matter how rich or egotistical they are or how many times their dad jerks off to them because he made them and he jerks off to everything he’s ever made..including but not limited to – his silly botox smile… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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