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Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day

I am not the kind of person who really cares about policing handicapped parking, but I still never park in handicapped parking, even though it’s convenient as fuck. I am the kind of guy who tries to convince anyone I know with an injury to get a Handicapped parking sign that we can color photocopy and put in all our cars so we will get the VIP parking people who can’t walk due to disease or injury, but more importantly Kendall Jenner and her groupie deserve…. You see, when you’re a self involved spoiled cunt, who thinks she’s too busy in life to waste driving around in circles looking for parking, especially when you’ve hired the paparazzi to come shoot you walk into Yoga because you’re doing a campaign for a fitness brand, and part of the millions, include an instagram pic and being seen by the paparazzi in it… She could argue that she’s so famous that if she was walking a block or two, or paying the meter, she’d be ransacked…and give her a break, her mother is her pimp and her dad turned himself into her mom…she’s not from a well rounded place. I would argue, that despite all that is working against her in her life of luxury, she’s a fucking cunt, overrated, not a model, and just a product pushing puppet on some AVON lady level being used by brands to increase sales…and not being used by brands because they think she has anything to offer… The reality is, she’s the kind of girl who is so into herself, absorbed in her entitlement that she’d probably fight an actual handicapped person to get the spot… Garbage, and she’s not even hot…and either is her groupie…the Baldwin shadow who follows her everywhere…. The post Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day

I am not the kind of person who really cares about policing handicapped parking, but I still never park in handicapped parking, even though it’s convenient as fuck. I am the kind of guy who tries to convince anyone I know with an injury to get a Handicapped parking sign that we can color photocopy and put in all our cars so we will get the VIP parking people who can’t walk due to disease or injury, but more importantly Kendall Jenner and her groupie deserve…. You see, when you’re a self involved spoiled cunt, who thinks she’s too busy in life to waste driving around in circles looking for parking, especially when you’ve hired the paparazzi to come shoot you walk into Yoga because you’re doing a campaign for a fitness brand, and part of the millions, include an instagram pic and being seen by the paparazzi in it… She could argue that she’s so famous that if she was walking a block or two, or paying the meter, she’d be ransacked…and give her a break, her mother is her pimp and her dad turned himself into her mom…she’s not from a well rounded place. I would argue, that despite all that is working against her in her life of luxury, she’s a fucking cunt, overrated, not a model, and just a product pushing puppet on some AVON lady level being used by brands to increase sales…and not being used by brands because they think she has anything to offer… The reality is, she’s the kind of girl who is so into herself, absorbed in her entitlement that she’d probably fight an actual handicapped person to get the spot… Garbage, and she’s not even hot…and either is her groupie…the Baldwin shadow who follows her everywhere…. The post Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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#MiracleKitten Reigns Supreme Over #PizzaRat, #MilkshakeSquirrel

Take a seat, Milkshake Squirrel . You've had your 15 minutes in the spotlight, Pizza Rat . It's time to meet, and marvel over, #MiracleKitten. Named Cassidy, this feline was born without his two back legs. Yet somehow, some way, he managed to survive for nine weeks on his own in the forest until he was rescued just as his body was starting to give out due to starvation. Thanks to the team at Mountain View Veterinary Hospital, Cassidy was nursed back to health – and then, thanks to Andrew at HandicappedPetsCanada.com, he was presented with a miniature wheelchair. In the video featured here (set, amazingly, to “Eye of the Tiger”), Cassidy takes his first two unassisted steps. Don't be ashamed if you shed a few tears while watching. Lord knows that we did.

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Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel Boring BTS of the Day

I guess in preparation of the Victoria’s Secret Infomercial America is already excited about watching, because I guess they don’t have access to internet porn, or really anything hotter than a bunch of model walking the runway in family friendly, because it is primetime, bikinis….a television event we can all agree is a fucking scam that no one should be excited about….unless you live in a fucking Trailer park and Network TV, and Malls is all you fucking know, Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel were commissioned to release some Behind the Scenes pics, because that’s what their contracts stipulate, and without Victoria’s Secret, Karlie wouldn’t be scissoring Taylor Swift, and Candice would be dying of AIDS back home in South Africa, if she survived being shot by her legless boyfriend…the pics suck, but she’s wet…

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Eilika is Naked of the Day

Eilika is a very weird looking model. She’s one of those models the fashion industry brings on because she looks weird and to them that is “unique” or marketable. Years ago they went crazy for girls with “doll faces”…and now I guess they are going crazy for girls with long faces, that look like they were either run over or just a genetic defect, with a bit of unhealthy, starved, thrown in for dramatic effect…. But the fact is that despite being a hater of long faced girls, I’ve fucked a bunch and they all kind of freaked me out equally, reminding me of that movie with Cher and the handicapped kid, she’s a working model, getting paid and showing tits, so maybe I should care less about the tranny vibe I get from this and more about her willingness to shine, and by shine I mean…show her tits…she’s a model, this is what they do.

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Nina Agdal’s at Some of Event Looking Hot of the Day

I like to laugh at Nina Agdal’s funny face, I call her handicapped or DOWNS SYNDROMEY but the reality is that she’s got a great body…and a great body is all that matters fatty. No one cares about your personality, or your talents, even when they your blow job aptitude is off the charts…people care about how good you look naked face or no face…I mean even a burn victim with a body has a better chance than someone with a shitty body…except that you can’t really touch burn victims.. Either way, I been told she’s essentially an escort – who gets paid by rich people to hang, like every other model, because that’s actually the definition of modelling and a clause in a lot of their contracts, so the High Profile dudes can write off their sugar daddying and the agencies get their take and no one is the wiser…and that just makes her hotter, and should make you want to make more money. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kimmy Claps Back: Mrs. West Takes To Instagram To Defend Kanye’s Wheelchair Rant

Don’t mess with the Wests… Kim Kardashian Frustrated By Kanye’s Handicapped Rant Coverage Kimmy Cakes wants you to know the Australian tour was awesome and no one should believe the countless stories, fan reports, and tweets that Kanye West stopped the entire show waiting for handicapped fans to stand up and dance . In an Instagram post from earlier this evening, she “set the record straight” and blamed the media for twisting the events of the concert. Considering that is almost exactly how the story was reported …we’re not too sure what was twisted. But who has time to read? Stand by your man, Kimmy!

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Ohio State Band Honors Legendary TV Shows At Halftime

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There is no reason to not be in awe with the music and formations that come out of this halftime show. Trust me, it’s worth…

Ohio State Band Honors Legendary TV Shows At Halftime

How Drake Is Making A Difference In The Lives Of Handicapped People [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Jimmy, we mean Drake is making a difference in the handicapped world. Listen to this edition of Hip Hop Spot to find out exactly how! Text GOSSIP To 71007 To Get…

How Drake Is Making A Difference In The Lives Of Handicapped People [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Nina Agdal for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

I predict that Sports Illustrated has invested enough time and energy into Nina Agdal that she is going to be the SI Cover Girl for this year’s swimsuit…it’s like her retarded looking water head Make a Wish Foundation shit will finally come true, unless of course Emily Ratajskowski…. You know a better, bustier, tighter bodied girl comes along…but this Nina is still doing the promo tour..hustling…dating A-listers…famewhoring and insta-whoring as hard as she can and her handicapped, looks like she likes playing with rocks and/or feces while rocking’ back and forth look, is starting to be okay for me…because I guess since this is my site, it’s all about what I think of a bitch and not what the rest of the world thinks of a bitch…and I guess the problem with Nina Agdal is that she forces me to side with Adam Levine and say she’s second rate…not quite good enough…but still worth penetrating…

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