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Jessica Alba for Glamour of the Day

I don’t get overly excited about Jessica Alba, but she’s still Jessica Alba…you see she’s always been hot enough to look at…but she’s also always been fucking annoying. Whether it was never getting naked in her movies despite being cast as the hot chick, to having babies pre-maturely to trap her husband, to now doing some Martha Stewart shit, it’s just been fucking consistent disappointment with her…so I know what she’s posing for magazines, it’s not for a “before and after” expose on mom vaginas…it won’t even be artistic nudes, even after being spread out on the hospital bed birthing, it’s will just always be G-Rated, leaving us wanting nudity, and after so many years, it no longer remains cute, if anything it just makes me mad… I don’t even really want to see a naked mom of 2 in her 30s…I mean despite the fact that I want to see every single woman ever naked…but it’s not my fetish or something I seek, but her constant tease, the 2 decade old tease, that always ends in disappointment, kinda makes me want it more… So her she is in August’s Glamour….we’ll leave it at that.

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Jessica Alba for Glamour of the Day

Lucy Hale’s “Hot” Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Lucy Hale posted this hilarious ass pic to instagram that I can only assume is her posing with her handicapped sibling, trying got share some of the attention she is getting, you know because she’s a nice sister like that…or maybe her intentions are more in line with the fact that she’s some tween celebrity pushing 25, who probably has a team of people, a lot of money, and a shitty attitude, who knows that posing with her fat friend, or weird shaped friend, will just make her look all the hotter. I mean these celebrities, even if you’ve never heard of them, know what they are doing, that’s why they are at the level of success they are at, so assuming they don’t know the most obvious way to make themselves look hotter… It is easier than make-up, or fitness and it is the same move so many girls in clubs pull, it is the same move that usually leads to me having sex with a fat friend, because the fat friend demands some of the attention the hot friend I want to have sex with is getting…I think it is just female instinct to hang with uglier chicks…so I wouldn’t put it past this Lucy Hale character… TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessie J Twitter Bikini Continues of the Day

UK popstar Jessie J is really into celebrating her booty as she poses with her big ass and shaved head for twitter… She reminds me more of a pornstar posing on set of some ass fetish movies that end with 4 black dudes cumming on her shaved head,rather than a popstar…Oh right, all girls remind me of pornstars on set. Thank you porno niches, for making touching on everything front the elderly, to the handicapped, to the teens…there’s something for everyone..making everyday innocent bitches do totally slutty things in my mind without even knowing it… Girl in line at Starbucks, we just had sex and I just came in your ass…in my mind….and it was amazing.

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Beyonce in her Bikini in Video for H&M of the Day

Last week, I posted pictures of Beyonce in a bikini for H&M because I was offended that anyone would allow Beyonce in a bikini, even though I know Beyonce runs the fucking show and if she wants to be in a bikini, despite what her team of handlers tell her, she’ll be in a bikini, it’s all part of being old and fat and bitter at the new generation who make your husband more money than you do. You know a mom, who prior to being a mom had tree trunk legs I didn’t want to see in a bikini, being a spokesperson for a bikini line at H&M, was probably not something they did because she’s so hot bodied, but more a “it’s fucking Beyonce, imagine the press, we can do pictures and we can even do videos too, everyone will watch….” Well here’s part two of their fucking program. To See her H&M Bikini Pics – Cuz You’re Some Pervert Freak – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Beyonce in her Bikini in Video for H&M of the Day

Nina Agdal Dancing for Esquire of the Day

So Esquire was smart enough to use Nina Agdal and her handicapped looking head that they just used for a photoshoot, for a video. A video, that I assume is paid for by the record label, in some advertorial that you don’t care is an asvertorial, because a bikini model is dancing and smiling and flipping her hair rocking a small little package and nice toned stomach… singing along to songs sung by people she’s probably had sex with, you know cuz rockers like models and vice versa. The video isn’t all that genius, but proves yet again, put a hot pussy in front of the camera and idiots everywhere will watch. Myself included. TO SEE THE PICS FROM HER ESQUIRE SPREAD FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nina Agdal Dancing for Esquire of the Day

Her Vagina Aint Handicapped of the Day

I don’t know how I missed this, but it’s amazing… This is the kind of girl who would let you do anything you wanted to do to her, because I’m guessing not many people are offering her dick, even though the perverts I know wouldn’t let a little birth defect get in the way of getting off… I lost my virginity to an albino chick for the very same reason….they are girls with needs who everyday dudes ignore as potential great head…once you get past the disgusting and weird factor, it’s all gravy…..vagina gravy. I figure as this hits more and more views and her celebrity gets huge, she’ll have all the groupie cock knocking on her oxygen tank… This is just the beginning for this star….and thank god for her…her vagina ain’t handicapped…This cripple with swag owns the internet….cuz she’s doing the shit I tried to get a retard home I was working for years ago to make similar videos…but they thought mocking their handicapped kids was wrong…even though that kind of ownership leads to acceptance….or some shit…

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J.Lo was named the Most Beautiful Woman by People of the Day

Are you fucking kidding me? How much did she pay for this title? How much did the American Idol people pay. This is obviously a marketing and publicity hustle, cuz there’s no way anyone thinks at 41 year old anywhere is the most beautiful person in the world, especailly not when they are fat assed average at best looking people like fucking J.Lo…..This is a great way to piss on any credibility people magazine may have, which is probably not much credibility, but whatever it is clearly caters to a geriatric audience, cuz the youth is on the internet, and it takes a 80 year old with Alzheimers to really grasp this kind of thing…J.lo, the most beautiful woman in her backyard when her fat family comes over to leech off her fame, maybe, but in the world…that’s pretty ridiculous…

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J.Lo was named the Most Beautiful Woman by People of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

I already posted Edita Vilkeviciute on the Beach for H&M ….and I knew that there’d be a lot more of her in a bikini….when H&M decided to do the Victoria’s Secret hustle of getting hot chicks half naked….but I still prefer her when she’s NAKED ….cuz shes got amazing fucking tits… I don’t even know who this bitch really is, I just know she’s on the rise and that’s a good thing in a lot of ways cuz we’ll see a lot more of her, but pretty shitty cuz that hunger that got her naked in fashion, to stand out from the other immigrant pussy trying to leave their war torn countries, is lost…and bitch is gonna be a fucking DIVA about shit…leaving us with nothing but memories… Either way, more H&M bathing suit pics to come….just haven’t got them yet…and no this isn’t an ad for H&M…..but it should be…

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Lady Gaga Half Naked for Bazaar of the Day

Lady Gaga should never get naked. It’s as simple as that…. I hate this lie of a human…and it turns out that unlike most pussy, I hate her more when she’s half naked…usually girls have the opposite affect on me, you know hate them when they talk, show me their tits and I get sucked the fuck in and let them get away with pretty much anything, but not Gaga…leading me to believe the hermaphrodite lie is actually truth and her ugly face is just a product of being a homie dressed like a girl and not an actual girl… Not that it matters, what matters is that I’m posting this to punish you, cuz you’ve been a bad internet friend to me…. I prefer her when she falls off her piano and even the most outrageous titty dress won’t save her… that’s all I have to say about that.

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Kendra Wilkinson Looks Inbred of the Day

It is amazes me that anyone other than maybe her father, who based on her inbred eyes, clearly believes in fucking family members cuz they are so convenient to creep up on when you come home drunk…. Seriously, there’s no way she’s not inbred or retarded, meanwhile she’s getting gigs in Playboy and treated like a sex symbol. What the fuck happened there? I’ve even watched her Sex Tape with the handicapped dude a few times, and realize I was blinded by her meaty pussy at such a young age vagina, that I didn’t realize that she looked retarded too…It’s the nudity, and willingness to get naked, that always throws me off….not that I ever got off to this shit…but I never took the time to realize just how fucking ugly this cunt is…and by cunt I mean both her as a whole and what’s in her meaty fucking pants … All this to say, there’s no way she’s not a product and victim of incest… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kendra Wilkinson Looks Inbred of the Day