HEY THERE chunky monkey. Aren’t you that fat chick from TV? Am I allowed to call a fat chick with fat tits a fat chick? Can I say fat or chick. Sure I can! I’m an old degenerate fuck and don’t care…. Don’t you remember when there was a difference between Hollywood fat and real life fat and slmeqhere along the way the lines were crossed and fat became average and Hollywood fat became skinny. I do. Ariel Winter so fucking gross.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Big Tits Short Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Finally – Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for VS…the fashion show… I am glad to hear it… I have been complaining about her leaving some work for the younger girls who deserve it. Stop milking what has already been milked! The cow is dried up even if the farmer is still happy with her fitness and ability to fuck. She still gets half naked for herself and for free so she’s got that going for her…who needs Victoria secret fashion show stress when she can just cash in the fat checks to do their catalog and get the press for not doing it. It’s all so dumb…she’s so old…we have seen her at her best…she’s fine for an old lady but we can leave her at that… She will continue to be half naked all these old ladies do…i expect it to continue into her 50s cuz get that money and old chicks into VS still buy what she tells them to… It’s a crazy world…..where the elderly get paid to get half naked and it’s not even for a legit fetish magazine…like 60 plus which probably isn’t still publishing but will hold a warm place in my heart thanks to granny getting the down payment on the trailer spreading grey haired labia…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Too Old for Victoria’s Secret Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
We've already listed a number of reasons why grandfather should never really send a text message . But what about grand mothers ? Are they more adept at this form of technology than their elderly counterparts? In short: No. However, this just makes it all the funnier for those of us who get to read what some grandmothers have texted over the years. Consider the following, hilarious cases in point… 1. Oklahoma! Sure, why not, Grandma? It’s lovely state. 2. Wild and Wooly Time! Whatever that means. 3. You Say Chicken, I Say Children But maybe we should call this whole dinner off if you get your way. 4. This Is a Lot to Take In But we hope Lil Wayne is okay. 5. Also, Oklahoma We assume this was the next thing she was gonna write. 6. This is Actually a Reason Why Grandma Should ALWAYS Text Nevermind. Belongs on a different list. View Slideshow
Last week, we reported that Courtney Stodden might be pregnant . This was not one of those cases where an anonymous source spilled the beans to a tabloid. Courtney was papped while buying a pregnancy test at an LA convenient store during what we’re sure was a totally candid moment that was in no way orchestrated by her PR team. Now there’s this: To the untrained eye that may seem to be nothing more than an innocent photo of Courtney Stodden’s butt . What’s interesting, however, is that we usually only see Courtney Stodden’s boobs . It makes sense, as Stodden has huge boobs and she didn’t pay good money for them just to hide them from the world. Some fans believe that by turning her back to the camera (literally) Courtney is subtly hinting at a growing baby bump . Frankly, we think just she felt like mixing things up, and she’s well aware that asses are in these days. We’re not saying that Courtney is definitely not pregnant, but we are saying that’s easy to spoil a thing of beauty by overthinking it. Would you look at the Mona Lisa and wonder is she recently got knocked up by her elderly acting-coach-turned-husband? If so, you really need to work on your art appreciation skills, bruh.
Last week, we reported that Courtney Stodden might be pregnant . This was not one of those cases where an anonymous source spilled the beans to a tabloid. Courtney was papped while buying a pregnancy test at an LA convenient store during what we’re sure was a totally candid moment that was in no way orchestrated by her PR team. Now there’s this: To the untrained eye that may seem to be nothing more than an innocent photo of Courtney Stodden’s butt . What’s interesting, however, is that we usually only see Courtney Stodden’s boobs . It makes sense, as Stodden has huge boobs and she didn’t pay good money for them just to hide them from the world. Some fans believe that by turning her back to the camera (literally) Courtney is subtly hinting at a growing baby bump . Frankly, we think just she felt like mixing things up, and she’s well aware that asses are in these days. We’re not saying that Courtney is definitely not pregnant, but we are saying that’s easy to spoil a thing of beauty by overthinking it. Would you look at the Mona Lisa and wonder is she recently got knocked up by her elderly acting-coach-turned-husband? If so, you really need to work on your art appreciation skills, bruh.
See what happens when Jack Vale calls one of those annoying popups you get when you misspell a URL. The people who run these operations who mainly target the elderly are scum. Continue reading →
You can look at her and tell she isn’t isht. Daughter Neglects Elderly Woman According to Mail Online A woman has been arrested after police found her elderly mother stuck to her soiled bedding with hundreds of maggots crawling over her, it was revealed today. Firefighters and medics in hazardous material suits had to pull the 70-year-old mother from her home and take her to the Valley Medical Center in King County, where she is listed in critical condition. Her daughter Sherrie Morton, 46, was charged with second-degree criminal mistreatment of a dependent person. She told deputies the maggots only appeared on her mother’s leg wound two days before police arrived. But paramedics say the woman had been injured at least a month before. Doctors said the septic wound and gangrene could have taken her leg. Flies were circling the room where she was found and the 70-year-old complained her legs were ‘burning’. Morton told police it took her hours to change her 400-pound mother’s diaper and bedding and she used shaving cream to clean her. She also admitted she smelled rotting flesh recently. King County Sheriff’s Det Marylisa Priebe-Olson said in court papers: ‘The maggots may have helped keep (the woman) alive due to the fact that they were eating the rotting skin that was infected and helping to slow the infection.’ Morton only dialed 911 when her friend threatened to do it after seeing hundreds of maggots covering the mother’s exposed sores. She described it as a ‘horror movie’ Medical staff removed hundreds of maggots from the elderly woman’s body in the days after she was rescued. Morton said she had been living at the home with her mother for 13 years and insisted she had just changed her diaper and bedding two days before, Seattle Pi reports. She only dialed 911 when her friend threatened to do it after seeing hundreds of maggots covering the mother’s exposed sores. She described it as a ‘horror movie’. Detective Priebe-Olsen told the court the mother claimed to have been well looked after by her daughter. ‘(She) said in the hospital that her care at home was fine,’ the detective told the court. ‘However, (she) did not understand that maggots eating her flesh was not good care.’ Detective Priebe-Olsonalso noted that large piles of garbage were inside the home and there was a strong smell of rotting flesh, feces and ammonia. Morton remains jailed on $150,000 bail. This is a damn shame. We can’t believe the mother didn’t know that maggots crawling on her wounds was not good care. The whole family is stupid.
UK popstar Jessie J is really into celebrating her booty as she poses with her big ass and shaved head for twitter… She reminds me more of a pornstar posing on set of some ass fetish movies that end with 4 black dudes cumming on her shaved head,rather than a popstar…Oh right, all girls remind me of pornstars on set. Thank you porno niches, for making touching on everything front the elderly, to the handicapped, to the teens…there’s something for everyone..making everyday innocent bitches do totally slutty things in my mind without even knowing it… Girl in line at Starbucks, we just had sex and I just came in your ass…in my mind….and it was amazing.
She was crowned by the 2011 runner-up Remona Moodley. Melinda Bam was unable to be at the show because she is competing in the Miss Universe 2012 pageant. Speaking after being crowned, Ramos expressed her hope that, as Miss South Africa, she will be able to approach and build relationships between the elderly and the youth. “I feel that the youth has a lot to learn from the elderly, and the seniors deserve the affection, compassion and respect of the youth.” “I intend to encourage young people t
In an NBC special that aired Monday night in honor of Betty White’s 90th birthday, President Obama cracked a birther joke during a pre-recorded bit from the Oval Office. The segment featured a voiceover of Obama reading a letter he was composing to the elderly actress who has resurrected her career. That letter referenced White’s “long form birth certificate:” Dear Betty, You look so fantastic and… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Blaze Discovery Date : 17/01/2012 16:49 Number of articles : 2
