I don’t know who Riki Lindhome is….but apparently she’s a serious actor…at least that what these GIFs are telling me…I mean that or a pornographer who hasn’t released the close up penetration videos…she’s building up to that…or maybe this is just her leaked nudes from her cellphone that she put up on Reddit because she wants Riki Lindhome to be a household name, you know to feel like HOME, it even has HOME in it…that’s how committed she is to the cause…I mean that and letting the world see her fake getting fucked with her tits out which makes me question what type of person she really is…I mean to take a paycheck to be like this because she wants to be like this…makes me think she’s a bit of a slut pretending to be an actor…because it is the vessel or conduit in which she can be a slut without taking any responsibility…I get what this is about….I SEE it and her tits…DoggyStyle in the weirdest fucking way…I mean look at that weird dude with his shirt on…he’s fucking creeping me out… The post Riki Lindhome Naked and Getting Fucked for TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Channing Tatum’s dancing ex wife, who was smart enough to lock him in before he was very famous, only to cash in on his success so that while he’s out there with Jesse J from the UK, his new Girlfriend, despite being a queer mail stripper who I am sure fucked his way to the Magic Mike Millions…because Hollywood is a bunch of weirdo rich queer drug addict perverts getting shit done in a Glamourous way that the world looks on with awe not realizing how trash these people are… Well, she’s out there showing off her stomach that once was a back-up dancer and that now looks like it’s just an instagram slut a bunch of years older, a face that looks ape-like, trying to feel good about herself, doing media even though she doesn’t do anything….other than be a divorcee to some dude who likes to dance…. Point being…they are all a bunch of weirdo rich perverts. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jenna Dewan Abs in Cosmopolitan Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin’s comeback tour is the highlight of the Holidays….the Christmas Miracle you should all stare at…because just last year she looked like she had a few too many sugar plums, a few too many sugar cookies, a few too many Turkeys or Tofurkeys, a few too many roasted chestnuts and yule logs, bitch was a fucking fluffy gingerbread man….out of work, back turned on her by the mall brand that sells over priced made in china sweatshop, yeast infection causing panties…because they believe in tough love and having high standards for the pussy they strip down….but she’s back and she’s delivering it…and whether you’re Hungry for Hungary or not Hungry at all…you can appreciate this kind of behavior whether it is well paid, or just doing it for the love of dudes jerking off to her instagram…it’s amazing enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve had lap dances from homeless inuits who haven’t showered in weeks and still been abe to cum….despite low testosterone and overall shitty health….but it’s still great. Some Video…. Oh yeah…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Wet Bikini Ass is Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Guess what day it is? It’s the 3rd day of Christmas over here, up in here, right here…. ARE YOU EXCITED? Because I am…there’s no better time of year, and despite being an asshole who makes fun of shit and focuses on tits all year, someone with no empathy who may or may not be evaluated very kindly by a psychiatrist or judge based on my 50,000 posts on this site…I STILL FUCKING LOVE CHIRSTMAS…. It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in the audience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t a lesbian that the world fucking loves, despite having an inny penis that could pass for a vagina, in a world that hates guys like us, but loves people like them…..we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life… Today’s gift idea comes from our friends at TEKTOGEAR KNIVES ….who are giving you a 20% discount using code DRUNK20 …. Knives are fucking awesome, they cut shit, they protect you, they defend your girl’s honor, they are practical and useful, you can use them to cut your cheese and sausage, or some fucker you fucking hate..it’s good to have.. So it is obvious to me that you need a knife, that the people in your life need knives, and that these high quality, automatic knives are the fucking answer…the best gift of the year….and you get a 20% discount using code DRUNK20 …. Here are a bunch of girls posing with knives to inspire you to buy knives even if the knives aren’t the same knives they are a great way to showcase a knife…and that is good enough for me…and you…this Christmas season… GET AWESOME AUTOMATIC KNIVES FOR YOU AND YOUR LOVE ONES – NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS THAN A NICE SHARP BLADE TO CUT YOUR TURKEY….OR THE GRINCH USE CODE DRUNK20 for 20% OFF CLICK HERE GET AWESOME AUTOMATIC KNIVES FOR YOU AND YOUR LOVE ONES – NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS THAN A NICE SHARP BLADE TO CUT YOUR TURKEY….OR THE GRINCH USE CODE DRUNK20 for 20% OFF CLICK HERE GET AWESOME AUTOMATIC KNIVES FOR YOU AND YOUR LOVE ONES – NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS THAN A NICE SHARP BLADE TO CUT YOUR TURKEY….OR THE GRINCH USE CODE DRUNK20 for 20% OFF CLICK HERE GET AWESOME AUTOMATIC KNIVES FOR YOU AND YOUR LOVE ONES – NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS THAN A NICE SHARP BLADE TO CUT YOUR TURKEY….OR THE GRINCH USE CODE DRUNK20 for 20% OFF CLICK HERE The post Knives is the is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Masturbating into a Bra… Shoot Out in Costa Rica Woman Hits Herself to Claim Domestic Abuse Gas Siphon Police Chase… Cop Gets Fucked Girls Get Eaten By Ping Pong Table The post Couple of the Year and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Masturbating into a Bra… Shoot Out in Costa Rica Woman Hits Herself to Claim Domestic Abuse Gas Siphon Police Chase… Cop Gets Fucked Girls Get Eaten By Ping Pong Table The post Couple of the Year and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lindsay Lohan got her amazing tits out for Paper Magazine, because despite what Arianna Grande thinks, Lohan is still fucking amazing, relevant, has the capacity to go viral and was clearly left out of Bootleg Grande’s video I didn’t watch, but that I know was Mean Girls Themed, and that her PR team emailed hit over 1 billion views in 4 days breaking some kind of record, because it was Mean Girls themed and thus relevant, and Mean Girls is only relevant cuz of Lohan, bringing this back full circle to that if Lohan was in the video, no one would even notice the bootleg Disney Kid who has been trying to be as relevant as Lohan for ever, but has only achieved on terror attack and one ex boyfriend who killed himself… I believe Lohan is my spirit animal that is connected to my soul – despite not really paying attention to her or her accents her crazy ass has….but I do support all she does with her tits out…cuz they are great tits…and are likely the reason I think of her as my spirit animal connected to my soul…. The post Lindsay Lohan Hot in Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Wanna know what the world needs less conversation about?? Gwenyth Paltrow. I know what you’re thinking, the world needs less conversations about so many other things that are driving a whole country nuts, whether it is politics, trump, social justice, inclusivity, racism, systematic racism, the patriarchy, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles, misogyny, guns, hormones in the food, plastics in the ocean, global warming…fucking trans rights, ageism, fucking anything that isn’t about tits….. But Gwenyth Paltrow…is the biggest threat…look at her just posing like an instagram model in her bikini like she’s not 100…..spewing her nonsense to an audience of idiots…trying to be a Kardashian in her own right…it’s bad…nothing good will come from this..but you may…sick fuck dot com. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwenyth Paltrow Slutty for Wall Street Journal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is what a true American Hero looks like…. It is a reminder that in all this nonsense going on in AMerica…. A set of great tits can still find an audience and anything with an audience can find a sponsor….and live that rich and amazing life… That is the American Dream in the land of Opportunity you spoiled fucking Americans forget about when you are sitting there on your expensive computers basically analyzing how things should be in your idea of a utopian world where no racism exists despite you being racist and no Trans should be told to not embrace being Trans even thought Trans scares you at your core…you full of shit armchair activist with you lack of education, experience or knowledge of what REALITY looks like you fuck…. This right here…is the American dream…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie Mudd American Pride TIts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
My initial reaction to Noah Cyrus in these exhibitionist, cry for attention cuz she’s the black sheep, ugly duckling, who probably doesn’t know she’s the black sheep or the ugly duckling, cuz her sister and parents probably overcompensated so hard with affirmations of how great she was, to give her the confidence she needed to not kill herself, despite knowing that she’s not the prized pig of their inbred hick farm….. Point being, she’s ugly and should have taken a job behind the scenes where she belongs, but instead thinks she deserves the Miley spillover, cuz they are related, and shit like this ends up happening to elevate that nonsense that should never happen, like just be a fucking rich kid, but they can’t – they all need a social presence and this is how it’s done and it is terrible. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Assumes the Position of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
