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Lindsay Lohan Hot in Paper Magazine of the Day

Lindsay Lohan got her amazing tits out for Paper Magazine, because despite what Arianna Grande thinks, Lohan is still fucking amazing, relevant, has the capacity to go viral and was clearly left out of Bootleg Grande’s video I didn’t watch, but that I know was Mean Girls Themed, and that her PR team emailed hit over 1 billion views in 4 days breaking some kind of record, because it was Mean Girls themed and thus relevant, and Mean Girls is only relevant cuz of Lohan, bringing this back full circle to that if Lohan was in the video, no one would even notice the bootleg Disney Kid who has been trying to be as relevant as Lohan for ever, but has only achieved on terror attack and one ex boyfriend who killed himself… I believe Lohan is my spirit animal that is connected to my soul – despite not really paying attention to her or her accents her crazy ass has….but I do support all she does with her tits out…cuz they are great tits…and are likely the reason I think of her as my spirit animal connected to my soul…. The post Lindsay Lohan Hot in Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk is a Naughty Panty Model of the Day

Have I posted these Elsa Hosk pictures before? Not that I know of. So here they are… Making Victoria’s Secret Great Again, despite all the hate they are getting for not featuring trans models…like why would they…they don’t sell TUCK tape…that these liberal social justice idiots blame for their earning dropping 40 percent…without thinking for a second that maybe Victoria’s Secret as a whole, despite no trannies, is a dated fucking concept and the mall brand store can’t support the high rents they pay, when people are buying their underwear off instagram from unknown brands…you can only keep the life of 4 dollar panties from China for 40 dollars for so long…. It’s got nothing to do with Trannies and everything to do with sucking as a whole…. So stop thinking sales reflect them being unrelateable cuz they don’t use fat chicks or chicks with dicks… The post Elsa Hosk is a Naughty Panty Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Amanda Seyfried for Vogue Russia of the Day

I feel like we’ve seen these pictures before and that they are being repurposed by Vogue Russia…but I guess I could be wrong. I don’t really keep track of this shit, even though you’d think downloading them and uploading them to a website with a stupid blurb is pretty much doing more than just keeping up with this shit, it’s fucking cataloging it. I am so pathetic… If there was a celebrity I remember posting o and there isn’t, because I post 20 times a day about this shit, that it’s all become one big blur or irrelevant shit, Amanda Seyfried is one I’d like to think I’d remember… I find her hot, I find her interesting, only because she’s absolutely not interesting at all. She barely dresses before leaving the house, she’s a slob but she gets into movies, while Justin Long gets into her…and most importantly, I like that she stole work from Lohan like a fucking SCAB, and I love Scabs because they show the powers that the people they think they need aren’t actually needed, and they can be replaced by some hotter younger version – with blonder hair..and less freckles…but the most interesting thing about her, in all her boring as fuck behavior, is that she gets naked in movies…and I like it… So these Vogue Russia pics may be new, are probably like all American content in Russia…12 years old..but I still like what they represent…one of the weirdest, most uneventful, celebs I like seeing naked…and for that…I’ll post them along with 20 other posts on bullshit no one cares about…I’m so innovative…giving the people what they want… The post Amanda Seyfried for Vogue Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Fake Bikini Photoshoot

As a professional bikini blogger, I’ve seen a lot of beach photoshoots in my day, but this might be one of the weirdest. Because I can’t really tell whether Jennifer Nicole Lee is doing a legit shoot here or just some sexy poses for the paparazzi she called to come down to the beach. I mean, who does a photoshoot with people walking in the background of the shots? Anyway, we’ve all seen fake “candid” pictures before, it’s a staple of the hot nobody playbook, but I think this might our first fake “real” photoshoot. There’s a first time for everything, I guess. Photos: Fameflynet

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Bar Refaeli’s Sweet Tennis Booty Video

I think I might have posted theses pictures before, I can’t keep track of this crap anymore, but this time I’ve got a video to go along with the hotness. Besides, I’m not sure anyone out there is going to complain about seeing too many pictures of supermodel Bar Refaeli playing tennis in her bra and booty panties… Even though this probably isn’t regulation attire. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Staged Loving Post Abortion Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but I’m too lazy to dig through the archives of this site, cuz I really don’t care enough to bother, however, the report claims these are some post “Miscarriage” pics of Kelly Brook and her baby daddy who never was, cuz they decided it was best for her career to abort, after the publicity of her pregnancy died down, pretend its a miscarriage and go back to exploiting her natural tits as hard as she can before hitting 40, at least that’s what I assume happened…. Here she is trying to strike a nerve with the public by bringing out her lover and showing how much she loves him in this dark time, you know sticking together through the rough patch bullshit, but hiring a paparazzi to spread the word all while showing off her massive tits in a conservative one piece bathing suit, cuz sluts who have abortions just go right back to bikinis, while suffering and hurting women go to one pieves…. as to seem still devastated over the “Miscarriage”, and who really cares, cuz as I mentioned, and where you should have stopped reading, provided you are reading, she brought out her tits… Sure, I like her better FULLY NAKED AND CONVERED IN LIPSTICK WHILE HER PUSSY WINKS / STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME , but this will do…

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Daria Werbowy Cover Shoot Video of the Day

I’ve posted DARIA WERBOWY TOTALLY NAKED in pictures before…and this is no where near as good, but it’s still a bitch rolling around showing cleavage, getting her picture taken for a hell of a lot of money – way more money than you make – which can make one question what society finds important, but as a recent MALE MODEL CONTEST WINNER , it’s just our way of life, stop being jealous you’re not as good looking…. All this to say, I don’t know who she is. I just know she gets naked for money and that’s good enough for me…cuz girls who get naked for money…know they are whores…and that’s always good to get out of the way before jerking off on them…or in this case print outs of them.

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Shauna Sand is a Fossil in Her Bikini of the Day

I’ve seen these pictures before…I recognize the bikini, the fake tits, the body, the ass…I know underneath this pink trimmed camo bikini is a grey, dying, hard lookin’ pussy I’ve seen get fucked…and the whole thing is like a museum exhibit and the only thing that makes me know this is a new picture, from a new day is the gay boy toy she is frolicking around with….I am not sure why gay dudes like pretending to be straight to get with her since she is a monster who can barely get herself work so I guess they are just drawn to the meaty pussy that looks like an elderly man’s testicles…that bring back memories of when they used to get molested…but even he looks like he’s wondering how the fuck he fucks this thing…and here are the pics… Pics via Bauer

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