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Vanessa Hudgens in Spandex of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was thinking the other day – while perusing some Vanessa Hudgens Paparazzzi pics, wondering if I should bother posting them, or if they were worthy of me getting sued by the paparazzi company, only to take me for all I’m worth, in a court case I’d have to represent myself in, where I’d likely win, because I am that clever, but that’s not the point, is one post of a celebrity no one cares about worth my time..and the answer was no… But I did think to myself “damn, she looks fat or pregnant, when is that story gonna hit”…as I also noticed the pregnancy before the pregnancy is announced, probably because I’m not looking….and not caring… ANd today, she’s posted up some video of her in some Spandex speed skater’s outfit or greco-roman wrestling leotard that I don’t quite understand, doing some deep stretch, deep squat, Pilates….and I figure maybe girl’s just fat…because even with a fabric sucking all of it in…it’s not so cute. DEEP STRETCH…DEEP SQUAT….High School Musical. The post Vanessa Hudgens in Spandex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nastya Zakharova Hot Shoot of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a shoot of model Nastya Zakharova looking like a weirdo… It is for something called BLVD and I wasn’t going to bother posting it… I don’t know what BLVD is. I don’t know who Nastya Zakharova is. I don’t feel like writing another “Russian Sex Worker” post, or “Communist in the Breadline, Recruited to be a Russian Spy to Rig Your Election by being in your magazines and acting as a model nonsense”…but then I came across her fully naked pic, filled with pubic hair stubble and a Michael Jackson-without the Pedophilia-like pussy grab..and though…this Nastya Zakharova is a good time…I like what she’s about…at least in this weirdo shoot…for BLVD magazine…whatever that is…and whoever she is… The post Nastya Zakharova Hot Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead Boring for Complex of the DAy

Posted on June 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead but she’s in Complex Magazine so that must mean she fucks Black Guys or is Black Movies or is a Video Vixen for Hip Hop….or maybe since Hearst Bought the URBAN market magazine run by white people…they’ve tricked down some Harper’s Bazaar shoot they couldn’t use and tried to pawn it off on Complex like it was Cosmo, because Cosmo didn’t want the shit either since they didn’t know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead was…. I do know this shoot is boring, lame, not intense or exciting, vanilla at best…so I guess Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Complex are just mall brand shit marketed towards white kids who like hip hop…..edgy. The post Mary Elizabeth Winstead Boring for Complex of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com – Sexy Celebrity Pop Culture Satire .

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Lea Michele Still in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lea Michele is still in a bikini and she wants you to think she’s got tits in her bikini since ultimately – everyone is just an instagram model trying to get by….some just started out in better places like acting on Broadway after their parents groomed them to be singing and dancing average at best looking stars who eventually got on TV….making her a lot of money, but not any cooler or more interesting, just richer and thus capable of finding people to hang out with her, but this posting half nudes to the internet for no reason – that’s something I can respect…while not respecting any of these bitches…because they are shameless…and try to reduce themselves to sex objects to get ahead – even when they aren”t hot. The post Lea Michele Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com – Sexy Celebrity Pop Culture Satire .

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Bella Hadid – Panty Strap – of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Hadid, the supermodel of the stars, who somehow became a supermodel this past year, because her sister wanted to stay home with hr boyfriend and get weird face injections…so the fashion industry, which is a bullshit industry, took this one on, to pay her big money, even though she’d do it for free…because before she was a model, she was making Smoothies in Malibu for 10 dollars an hour… I figure, her posting this weird topless pic – with a caption about how she’s in her own bed, despite it being a pic of her in hair and make-up, is weird…but felt obsessing over her panty strap was more hilarious…like panty strap is a fetish…ever since 90s gutter girls and their low rise jeans with their thongs around their hips…dude…I went to the mall back then…I KNOW…. The post Bella Hadid – Panty Strap – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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New York City Snowboarder of the DAy

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a video of some average snowboarder hitting the streets of New York during their snowstorm that New Yorkers all freaked out about while Canadians laughed at because that looks like summer here…and I thought it was pretty well done..otherwise I wouldn’t bother posting it…I mean nothing says valentines day like an average at best urban snowboard video…

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Beatrice Chirita Modeling Bathing Suits of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have no idea who Beatrice Chirita is, I just know she’s modeling bathing suits in boring pictures I wasn’t going to bother posting, but I’m in too deep to turn back now…you see, being a sucker for bikinis, something inside me forces me to post any and all bikini pics, no matter how useless, low level, garbage they are…seriously, where are the ass shots? Enjoy.

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Vanessa Hudgnen’s $$$EX of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Vanessa Hudgens has finally made it in the world as the tramp she always wanted to be, you know back when she was posting nude pics to the internet, Spring Breakers was just a way for her to legitimize that, and the only thing that confuses me in the whole thing, is that if she’s so fucking horny, why doesn’t she work out a bit, cuz seeing her belly hang over her bikini is alright for a random drunk girl by the pool at 4 am you’re willing to fuck cuz you want to fuck, but not for a celebrity, especially not while filming a movie in a bikini. That said, she’s launched a song with some dubstep sounding EDM producer called YLA, called $$$EX, milking the Spring Breakers shit, cuz it’s the only thing she’s done that has any “hype” around it, with people she wants hype from….and yesterday they released this video, that may or may not feature Hudgens, but that is pushing the horrible song, Harlem Shake Styles. Possibly the worst, but girls in bikinis aren’t so bad, even when they are bad. Please don’t buy this song or encourage this movement.

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Michelle Keegan Cumshot for Social Media of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Michelle Keegan is some UK soap star who you probably don’t care about, but I am not entirely a fan of, but into her hustle, cuz she’s been promoting herself pretty aggressively, posing half naked with her big titties….so I don’t follow her on twitter, or care about her happenings, but I have POSTED her A FEW TIMES BEFORE ….but today, that may all change, I may make the move and follow her on Twitter, because she posts shit like this pic, of her with what looks enough like cum on her face, for her fans to jerk off to, even if it isn’t cum. Now, I didn’t go so far as to look into what this mystery substance is, I don’t like your fantasy being ruined by reality, and I don’t really care, but it is safe to say that whatever it is, her posting this pic, makes her a contender in girls with big tits, you can now pretend take loads to her face, and girls with big tits, who are kinda awesome.

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Miranda Kerr is Not Naked Enough for Vogue Australia of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr, like all hookers, is peddling some bullshit, that she probably gets a percentage of sales on, because why the fuck not use you celebrity like you were Diddy and branch out in everything to push the 100,000,000 dollar mark….cuz getting paid 10 million a year to just pose for Victoria’s Secret, isn’t challenging enough, and when you’re a model the window is only so big…that you gotta plan for a retirement…and who the fuck cares…it involves her posting pics of herself in the shower in a bikini like we are in High School….at a party…where the girls aren’t quite ready to throw down…but are interested in the concept of showering with you…at least that’s how it played out for me….but now, if a shower opportunity arrises amongst friends…I don’t do this PG shit…I demand nudity…the way showers are meant to be had… I also thew in some Vogue Australia pics cuz she’s lovely to look at….

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