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Selena Gomez Broken and Doing Squats with her New Tits of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez is such an entitled, fucked up, annoying, not very hot, rich chick who spends 200,000 dollars a week in rehab because she’s just that fucking broken, her head so far up her average at best, if that, ass….all crying for attention in a “Poor little rich girl”…we really feel your pain…and understand why you’d be self destructing…because even she knows she’s a fucking hack…a hack with a jacked up face, new Kidney thanks to her God Complex, and most importantly tits… So here she is doing squats outside her car, while being so self important and irritating, it’s how these things work out when you’re exploited by your parents, sold off to Barney as a Sex worker at 5, until becoming this fucking brat. I’m not a fan, but I’ll post the pics…why not.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Broken and Doing Squats with her New Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vanessa Hudgens in Spandex of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was thinking the other day – while perusing some Vanessa Hudgens Paparazzzi pics, wondering if I should bother posting them, or if they were worthy of me getting sued by the paparazzi company, only to take me for all I’m worth, in a court case I’d have to represent myself in, where I’d likely win, because I am that clever, but that’s not the point, is one post of a celebrity no one cares about worth my time..and the answer was no… But I did think to myself “damn, she looks fat or pregnant, when is that story gonna hit”…as I also noticed the pregnancy before the pregnancy is announced, probably because I’m not looking….and not caring… ANd today, she’s posted up some video of her in some Spandex speed skater’s outfit or greco-roman wrestling leotard that I don’t quite understand, doing some deep stretch, deep squat, Pilates….and I figure maybe girl’s just fat…because even with a fabric sucking all of it in…it’s not so cute. DEEP STRETCH…DEEP SQUAT….High School Musical. The post Vanessa Hudgens in Spandex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kelly Brook Is Getting Squishy

Posted on July 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know I haven’t done a post on  Kelly Brook in a while, but as one of the OG busty hot nobodies, Kelly’s always going to have a special place in my heart. And my pants region. So I’ll keep putting up her swimsuit pictures, even if it looks like she’s starting to get a little chunky these days. Hey, I’m not trying to be mean. I say that out of love. I just want the best for her. Because that also happens to be what’s best for me and the Little Tuna.

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Dove Cameron Needs To Sex It Up

Posted on July 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I keep waiting for  Dove Cameron here to ditch her whole Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And it looks like I’m going to have to keep waiting, because even though all the ingredients for a good photoshoot are here (AKA a busty hottie and a bed), the only way this photoshoot for the July issue of The Coveteur could get any more wholesome is if Dove was drinking a big glass of warm milk. Oh well. Better luck next time. » view all 14 photos

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Dove Cameron Needs To Sex It Up

Posted on July 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I keep waiting for  Dove Cameron here to ditch her whole Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And it looks like I’m going to have to keep waiting, because even though all the ingredients for a good photoshoot are here (AKA a busty hottie and a bed), the only way this photoshoot for the July issue of The Coveteur could get any more wholesome is if Dove was drinking a big glass of warm milk. Oh well. Better luck next time. » view all 14 photos

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Adriana Lima Getting in Cars With Tight Pants on of the Day

Posted on June 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Adriana Lima is old, possibly menopausal, definitely boxy in her Victoria’s Secret fashion show walks, definitely not so bad when photoshopped, or when the very Catholic, but not too catholic to get nude for money, who was once rumored to be a virgin because of her faith, before having a series of kids before turning 30, destoying her body….as kids normally do..even when there is a multi million dollar contract on that body…something people forget when they are at the top of their game, they think it’s forever…and I guess in Lima’s case it is…because even when falling apart…she still out there doing it..fascinating… But not as fascintating as how lifting a leg to get into a car makes an old ass perky…I call this the pose of the middled aged mom after her fitness class…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Adriana Lima Getting in Cars With Tight Pants on of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart Topless of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristen Stewart is everyone’s favorite lesbian with shitty little tits…from some movie called Personal Shopper…apparently – she has a masturbation seen…which is pretty exciting for people into soulless Twilight actors with very little range in their acting…just always dead faced and boring..but still worth a fuck…because even corpses have vaginas too… Kristen Stewart tits are better than Kristen Stewart riding her girlfriends’ face, because her girlfriend is the kind of lesbian you don’t want to see fuck, even if you want to see all lesbians fuck, becuase she’s the kind of lesbian who looks like she has a dick, probably because she’s ripped one off the last dude who flirted with her… Not that my opinion matters, I am a nobody…and these are tits.. The post Kristen Stewart Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skinstant Video Selections: Narcopolis, The New Girlfriend, and More 3.30.16

Posted on March 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fear not, skintrepid readers, because even in the waning days of March, there are still a bunch of great, skin filled options for you on Netflix and Amazon Prime!… read more

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Emma Stern Nielsen Has the Best Mouth in Modeling of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emma Stern Nielsen is the new, who has been around for awhile, but new to me, because even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I still don’t remember her…but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is by suffocated by her vagina lops while she eats my ass…with this magical mouth… The kind of girl I would watch masturbate, or have sex, or even eat a popsicle on a hot summer day from a park bench looking on, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will do that to any girl… But Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking.. The post Emma Stern Nielsen Has the Best Mouth in Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Naked Cover of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr continues her trapping of a billionaire lesson…this time with a nude cover for Harper’s Bazaar Australia… I already posted MIRANDA KERR WHORING today… I don’t know how much more Miranda Kerr I can handle, because even when she was a low level, or even at her peak as a Victoria’s Secret model, I found her uninteresting…so this sugar baby version of her…remains dull at best… The post Miranda Kerr’s Naked Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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