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Bethenny Frankle Old Lady Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bethenny Frankle is here to remind you that there is such thing as being too old to wear a bikini… Whether you’re into fucking the zombie looking old rich bitch from Reality TV or not, it doesn’t matter and it’s not saying much…you would fuck anything…including an actual corpse, even if it wasn’t still warm….so a bitch who looks like a Corpse, who is rich, and who is hotter than anything you’ve fucked, which isn’t saying much…doesn’t negate the fact that at 30…maybe 35 in some VERY special cases…stick to the Burkini bitch… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bethenny Frankle Old Lady Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Devon Windson See Through of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Devon Windsor is a VS model and she’s as naked as I’ve seen her, which isn’t saying much because I don’t find her all that interesting and exciting despite being a very important promo model…I find her pretty fucking dull….but the kids like her, she probably hangs or is owned by Taylor Swift as these girls all are…and thus she matters…just not to me….cuz there’s no inanimate objects sliding in and out of her twat…because I am a prevert… The post Devon Windson See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Attempts To Be A Supermodel In Vogue

Posted on March 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I always think it’s hilarious when an Instagram model tries to pretend they’re a real supermodel. It’s like watching a dog try to walk on two legs. So I’m loving these shots of Kendall Jenner in the April issue of Vogue . I mean, don’t get me wrong, Kendall’s definitely cute, and she’s hands down the best-looking Kardashian (not that that’s saying much). But she’s no supermodel, no matter how many magazine covers that family buys to get everyone to think otherwise. Continue reading →

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Emma Stern Nielsen Has the Best Mouth in Modeling of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emma Stern Nielsen is the new, who has been around for awhile, but new to me, because even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I still don’t remember her…but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is by suffocated by her vagina lops while she eats my ass…with this magical mouth… The kind of girl I would watch masturbate, or have sex, or even eat a popsicle on a hot summer day from a park bench looking on, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will do that to any girl… But Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking.. The post Emma Stern Nielsen Has the Best Mouth in Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba is in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In the event that you are living in the past, and you probably are, because you have nothing going on in the present, and no prospects for the future, and the only thing that was good was the glimmer of hope your life wouldn’t be like this 10 years ago, which at the time wasn’t the glory days, but in these times is… Then you’ll appreciate your crush, Jessica Alba, who has gone on to make hundreds of millions of dollars, with this ass, thanks to shitting out a couple of babies, destroying her vagina, a small price to pay for the benjamins….in a bikini…posing with Cocktail shrimp. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS SHOT BY THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE

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Melanie Ribbe for Galore of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Melanie Ribbe is, and I can’t really be bothered to look her up. It is Friday and I am getting motion sickness looking at my computer due to this hangover that I guess has been building up the last 20 years and just fucking hit…or maybe I just drank too much…but I’ll argue that you can never drink too much…you just gotta keep drinking…but that has nothing to do with this Melanie Ribbe, who I guess matters enough for people to take pics of her, which isn’t saying much since it is the me-generation with Instagram and everyone has pics taken of themselves like they matter, but her ass in a skimpy white bikini bottom is enough for me to stare…it always is!! Via GALORE

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Sarah Hyland is in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Sarah Hyland. She was stalked and beaten by her boyfriend..which I guess means someone really likes her, increasing her value on the market, because if if she’s good enough for someone to stalk and beat her, she must be pretty good…..probably even too good….which isn’t saying much to you, seeing as a pile of dog shit is too good for you, but I guess that means she’s good enough for you to want to have sex with, even though it is a little weird, considering she’s in her 20s and looks 10…but a mature 10…with a set of tits…that she’s showing off on social media in a bikini…like a good social media whore…

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Sarah Hyland is in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Ana Beatriz Barros for Madame Figaro of the Day

Posted on November 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ana Beatriz Barros did some pretty awesome shoot for Madeame Figaro, which I guess is a magazine, that involved her being out and about in her lingerie and sneakers, which I guess isn’t a big deal, because she’s a fucking model and that’s what models do…fascinating….observation by me… It’s like I’ve seen so many half naked girls in photos, from quality to shit, that they all kind of blend into each other in some uninspired pile of shit that still has half naked models…and I guess that makes the whole thing good enough for me, which isn’t saying much, since I have no standards, and if you saw some of the thigns that are good enough for me…you would probably throw-up, or in the very least be totally uncomfortable…

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