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Miley Cyrus Legs on Twitter of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am hooked on Miley…From her being sexually experienced at a young age….to knowing hot to accomplish a subtle cocktease that makes us want to fuck her….to pulling nude pics at 16….she’s got it all figured out…which is amazing since she seems to be an inbred redneck moron….but it doesn’t take brains to take off clothes and show off a young tight body…and maybe that inbred retard is all part of her appeal….who cares..here’s her softcore pics for twitter….that I may or may not be addicted to. Hot legs, not that that’s saying much coming from me, I’m the kind of guy who’s into a double amputee’s legs…….I’ll take anything I can get and appreciate it until I am done and humiliated….if you know what I mean

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Miley Cyrus Legs on Twitter of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am hooked on Miley…From her being sexually experienced at a young age….to knowing hot to accomplish a subtle cocktease that makes us want to fuck her….to pulling nude pics at 16….she’s got it all figured out…which is amazing since she seems to be an inbred redneck moron….but it doesn’t take brains to take off clothes and show off a young tight body…and maybe that inbred retard is all part of her appeal….who cares..here’s her softcore pics for twitter….that I may or may not be addicted to. Hot legs, not that that’s saying much coming from me, I’m the kind of guy who’s into a double amputee’s legs…….I’ll take anything I can get and appreciate it until I am done and humiliated….if you know what I mean

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Rihanna’s Push Up Bra of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna was on the New Jay Leno Show, which is pretty much the exact same as the Old Jay Leno Show, except that he sits on a chair with people like he was Oprah, instead of behind the desk. She was wearing Beyonce’s thighs, Lady Gaga’s Mask, Adolf Hilter’s hat and a pair of stockings she stole from the asian community who have been wearing ridiculous stockings since I got my first “erotic massage” and the whole thing was far more exciting than these pictures, which isn’t saying much because it wasn’t exciting at all.

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Shanna Moakler in her Fat Chick Dress of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s a pretty bad sign when you have breast implants and shit looks like its sagging, it means you’ve been emotionally eating a little too much since the second love of your life’s dick got burnt off in a plane crash and you haven’t been able to fuck in months, I mean I guess that’s what’s going on here, or maybe she’s just fat because that’s what happens when Playboy and Reality TV doesn’t want you anymore, and who really cares, I know I don’t.

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Lisa “Pussyface” Rinna’s Jacked Body of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to know a bitch who was into suction on her pussy. She made this device with a plastic cup and a garden hose that she’d but over her vagina and start sucking and one day I was lucky enough to watch. She said something it being the only way she can get off, but I’ll tell you the space creature shit that happened to her vagina under that kind of pressure was disgusting as a vagina should never be seen under those conditions, and it was the one time I couldn’t get off to a naked bitch who wasn’t my wife and the shit looked a lot like Lisa Rinna’s mouth.

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30th Annual Mooning of the Trains Event of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not only is there is an annual train mooning event, but it’s been going on for 30 fuckin’ years. Sure the turnout is almost as pathetic as one of my birthday parties, because I have no friends, and the people who do show up are just homeless lookin’ motherfuckers who have nothing better to do with their days, and I’m sure no one is really making huge bank off this shit, like it’s no fuckin’ Woodstock 1997, but the fact that it happens is pretty fucking amazing and is inspiring me to start up a useless festival of my own called “Annual Riding Drunkenstepfather’s Face Like It was the Bus” festival, but I figure the quality of pussy willing to allow that kind of thing to happen to them will make me envious of the Train Mooning event’s turnout, which isn’t saying much other than that I am a loser.

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