I have been joking around about Rachel Bilson being held captive by her now ex husband and baby daddy for years. I had this theory where the girl was famous as hell on a hit show, and really had the opportunity to do anything she wanted in terms of acting, but instead was brainwashed by some Canadian farm boy who played a Skywalker in a Star Wars movie, who brought her up to canada and locked her in a cage. I guess I was right. This is the proof. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rachel Bilson Panic Room Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Someone out there cares about Jojo….and her big tits…now that she’s not a 15 year old pop star and terrible actress from Disney she once was….but rather that she detached herself from and disappeared from over the last 10 years…only to come back, tits first, trying to matter in her own way, riding that celebrity she once had with the perverts who liked her back when she was a teen, with content that she knows will speak to them….her tits. I don’t care about Jojo, I don’t remember Jojo when she happened, but I can appreciate that she’s got big tits…cuz that’s just the kind of pervert I will forever be. Another one? JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jojo Big Bouncing Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sophie Mudd must be out there fucking all kinds of interesting dudes, now that she’s all famous on the instagram for looking 12 but having monster tits, like some of the creepy sex dolls they sell on Alibaba…. She’s a magical instagram fetish creature who I guess is positioned as relevant because Kanye used her in a Yeezy campaign, and Kanye is the culture thief, wave jacker, style stealer, but with an audience so he looks first to it… But probably not first to Sophie Mudd, her half nakedness for social media seems to have been around a while…and why wouldn’t it be…with tits like this you kind of have no choice but to give into them and let them navigate you through life…like that born again christian I once caught a lift with who basically let Jesus drive her car…eyes fucking shut as Jesus music played…her 400 pound belly on her steering wheel…my faithless pervert ass convinced we were going to die…but we lived…and here I am to talk about Sophie Mudd’s tits…the real higher power. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie Mudd Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sofia Richie Tits Turn 20 but already so banged out at such a young age… Thanks to being a rich kid with a trust fund, turned Kardashian because it was easier than going to college, knowing she’d always have that Lionel Richie money to support her decisions… Garbage, boring, but in bikini at 20…. It’ll be nice when this ends in an opiate overdose, but in the mean time, it’s just tabloid bullshit that isn’t interesting, because the Kardashians aren’t interesting, except to loser people trying to get ahead and loser people on the internet who don’t know what google is and are incapable of finding interesting things to follow, learn about or do with themselves. Garbage…fame hungry idiots…living that expensive life they didn’t earn….in a bikini. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Richie Tits Turn 20 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sofia Richie Tits Turn 20 but already so banged out at such a young age… Thanks to being a rich kid with a trust fund, turned Kardashian because it was easier than going to college, knowing she’d always have that Lionel Richie money to support her decisions… Garbage, boring, but in bikini at 20…. It’ll be nice when this ends in an opiate overdose, but in the mean time, it’s just tabloid bullshit that isn’t interesting, because the Kardashians aren’t interesting, except to loser people trying to get ahead and loser people on the internet who don’t know what google is and are incapable of finding interesting things to follow, learn about or do with themselves. Garbage…fame hungry idiots…living that expensive life they didn’t earn….in a bikini. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Richie Tits Turn 20 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know why Timberlakes number one groupie, who he got when she was still famous on TV, and who never fucking disappeared and just latched onto him and wouldn’t let him go, to the point where he eventually married her and made kids with her, because she proved how loyal and deserving of his money she was, and she proved how she’d let him fuck all the dudes he wanted, and even put herself at risk for AIDS, because he was just that dreamy with his frosted blonde curls… Well, as a mom she’s decided to bring back her fit body….as these 40 year old women do…you can see her abs and thick thighs…and most importantly nipples… So you Seventh Heaven Box Set owning weirdos…must be happy, while those of you who dont’ know what Box Sets are, or what Justin Timberlakes are, must be confused… Don’t worry. I’m confused too. Here’s her gay husband helping her do fit shit… The post Jessica Biel in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
People seem to be really hyped on Dakota Fanning’s hard nipples, because people are fucking perverts who have watched her grow up before their very eyes, thanks to parents who sold her off to the media and entertainment industry, cuz they wanted to get richer and she was good vehicle…pretend she’s a natural talent…get her in movies…exploit her…. So that when she’s rich and older, she can exploit herself, via walking around hard nippled…with tits…tits she didn’t have when you first discovered her and that may offend you cuz you’re that kind of pervert…but tit I appreciate because they are tits. The post Dakota Fanning Hard Nips of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kendall Jenner and Bruce Jenner went out for Dinner for the paparazzi because they are fame whores that go out to dinner at trendy places where they know the paparazzi is going to be, to get seen and get their pics taken and their stories posted on the sites and tabloids….which is exactly why Kendall didn’t wear a bra…unless Bruce stole her bra from her…which is always possible because he was so jealous of all the attention the girls get that he cut off his fucking dick….instead of being institutionalized, they decided to make him a circus freak for the world to laugh at, because that’s how Kardashians work…it’s about the hype, the noise, not the substance and they’ll take any fucking casualty they can…. I do think having a dad cut off his dick and living a life would fuck up a normal person, but this family is so distorted….they don’t know what the fuck is going on….and will eventually come crashing down… So, here’s some Kendall and her dad tits, intentional…..but I know you’re all more interested in seeing Bruce’s mauled and mangled genitals…I’m sure the sex tape will happen…it always does…unless he dies first…only time will tell. This is unnatural, terrifying, mental fucking problems that America and brands celebrate…fuckers. There’s a video…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner Nipples with Her Dad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I would say that I have no idea why Lady Gaga is exposing her ass in some photoshoot, but the truth is I know exactly why Lady Gaga is doing this, and it is the same reason we’ve all seen her naked numerous times before, and it is the same reason we’ve all see so many women naked before, it’s for self promotion through their sexualization… Sure it’s easy, it’s basic, it’s simplistic, it’s nothing special and even obvious, I mean strippers have been using these tactics forever and most strippers I know are fucking retards…. But Gaga has been ugly her whole life, like dramatically ugly, which is why she learned how to play the piano and write songs, to be behind the scenes – so when she was given a chance to be a star, her dream, she fucking took it, and in taking it…came her going too far with it. It was attention she craved, and got, along with so much money and she kept getting weirder and weirder to try to make us think she was authentic, an artist, not a hack….make more noise, more stunts, and with that came nudity…so it’s only logical that would continue…ass out… The funny thing in all this is that I grabbed her ass before she was famous, unsolicited, she didn’t notice, she was in fishnets, I squeezed hard….but it’d be nice if she did and put some #metoo movement lawsuit on my like Taylor Swift did to the radio guy, because that’s what I want a WIKIPEDIA page for. MY LEGACY…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lady Gaga Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alana Champion is apparently Lily Rose Depp’s BFF, they are always together, look the same, and I assume this one is 18….because they all look fucking young to a pervert like me….and I can’t tell what I am dealing with…not to mention even 30 year olds look 18 to me…and with the pornification of society, where everyone is just gangbanging away from the age of 4, it’s impossible to really understand what’s going on….the sexualization of the American women all while the de-masculization of the American happens….it’s like sexualize the women who sexualize themselves but you can’t cuz your dick is now your front hole as gender is an obscure construct and you wear dresses. She’s an IMG model, probably a rich kid, hot and her nipples are out. That’s it. The post Alana Champion Nipple of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
