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Jessica Biel in Underwear of the Day

I don’t know why Timberlakes number one groupie, who he got when she was still famous on TV, and who never fucking disappeared and just latched onto him and wouldn’t let him go, to the point where he eventually married her and made kids with her, because she proved how loyal and deserving of his money she was, and she proved how she’d let him fuck all the dudes he wanted, and even put herself at risk for AIDS, because he was just that dreamy with his frosted blonde curls… Well, as a mom she’s decided to bring back her fit body….as these 40 year old women do…you can see her abs and thick thighs…and most importantly nipples… So you Seventh Heaven Box Set owning weirdos…must be happy, while those of you who dont’ know what Box Sets are, or what Justin Timberlakes are, must be confused… Don’t worry. I’m confused too. Here’s her gay husband helping her do fit shit… The post Jessica Biel in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tori Spelling Pumping Gas of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting pictures of Tori Spelling….I really don’t and never did find her hot ever when she was 16 and on TV…even though she had implants in a time I didn’t find implants cheap and easy entertainment, you know when implants were a mythical object that average girls didn’t get, reserved for strippers and playboy chicks, before realizing there’s nothing like a hot set of natural tits, and implants are cheap copies….so to post these pics makes no sense…unless maybe I’m into her billionaire ass pumping her own gas like some grease monkey…but I don’t think it’s that.

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Ryan Seacrest’s Fake Girlfriend Staged Workout Photos of the Day

Here’s Ryan Seacrest’s fake girlfriend, named Julianne Hough, who was a professional dancing on Dancing with the Stars….before she turned to trying to have a legit singing career….and what better way than to get to the top of the charts than to pretend to date a gay dude so that he maintains his cover so the world doesn’t turn on him and his frosted lips…Good business move…and here she is working out in the park for the paparazzi in some obviously staged pics…cuz I guess people still do that hustle to get noticed…I think she’d be better off releasing video of her fucking Seacrest up the ass with an strap-on, or even one of his Emmy awards, because that’s the shit the public really want to see.

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Tila Tequila’s Tampon String of the Day

I was wasting time on twitter with TheSuperficial , making fun of Tila Tequila and how useless she is, pretty much coming to the conclusion that her time in the spotlight is over and she’s bound to crawl back into her webcam whore career she had before MTV mistakenly gave her a show, pretty much laughing about how no one cares about her and that only 30,000 people watched her ustream masturbation video and her attempt to leak a sex tape backfired and for some reason she decided to shout me out, saying my name is stupid and acting like she doesn’t know me and all this other shit that is a lie, based on the fact that I was drinking vodka with her just a year ago and her people have contacted me numerous times in efforts to stop her from fading into obscurity….and that’s when her Army starts to attack me on Twitter and never have I been to exposed to such stupidity, trash and nonsense in my life and I’ve hung out with some serious idiots, making me realize that Tila has cornered the market on useless people, and those 1000 people make up her fan base, they are all she has left so she might as well go ahead and kill herself on Ustream already because they are pretty worthless themselves…. See, a Tila Tequila suicide since she’s already had a career suicide is something people would pay to see…let’s hope it goes down….and while we wait…here are some pics from Ustream of her dirty fucking tampon string…I can’t believe this is what my life has become….

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Robert Rey is Not a Doctor but a Clown of the Day

I don’t know about you, but this is the last doctor I would trust performing any kind of surgery on me.

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Another Food Battle 2009 POLL UPDATE

HOLY CRAP! There were so many votes! But it’s not over yet, choose Anthony’s food in the Finals at smosh.com ! Get daily competition updates at twitter.com ! PS: Check out the cute dog in the thumbnail. smosh.com http twitter.com http://www.youtube.com/v/YBEwk-oSoqQ&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Read the original here: Another Food Battle 2009 POLL UPDATE

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Food Battle 2009 POLL

Vote for Anthony’s new favorite food at smosh.com ! Get daily competition updates at twitter.com ! smosh.com http twitter.com http://www.youtube.com/v/UAtgVDaDfTQ&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Go here to read the rest: Food Battle 2009 POLL

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