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Josephine Skriver’s Slutty Pose of the Day

Josephine Skriver is some feat of modern science. She is the TESLA of Titties…you know revolutionizing models everywhere with some high tech genetic modification tactics used to create some designer model pussy….possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret…her dad a homosexual Marine Biologist, test tub babied her into what you are looking at….and sent her off to America with a heft contract to be a promo model…the best damn promo model she can be…and is now famous because of it… She’s 25, getting old, possibly inclined to get some weird cancers from being created in a test tube…but here for now…living her best unnatural…anti god life…She’s the opposite of an abortion….you know life that shouldn’t have happened, happening…where as an abortion is life that should happen, not happening….FUNNY. Here are some Victoria’s Secret Bullshit…of the Day… TO SEE THE REST OF HER VS PICS CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver’s Slutty Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ali Larter Bikini of the Day

In these days where…Ali Larter doesn’t matter…I feel it is important to look at her social media and reflect on what was…in her self shot bikini pics for attention…like she was still out there on Friday Night Lights…getting a Whipped Cream bikini…because that scene will allow her to live on forever, long after she is dead…the Whipped Cream bikini of the past..making this aged version of her unnecessary…we got what we need from you Skriver…See Ya. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ali Larter Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josephine Skriver Got Them Tits On of the Day

This is my second Josephine Skriver post today…because she’s so busy and because I have a very important question that I brought up in the last post no one will read….since she was created in a test tube and that is: Do God’s people and the anti abortion people get mad at IVF? I feel like there are some infertile people standing outside Abortion Clinics throwing rotten meat carved into fetus shapes saying “there’s a heartbeat at 6 days you scum”….out there who are also getting IVF treatments to get knocked up…thanks to all the radiation in the air killing off reproductive organs… Here are some IVF tits. MORE OF HER RIDICULOUS TITS HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Got Them Tits On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

Olivia Culpo is a football slut… She calls herself an influencer, but she’s really just some bitch who fucked some famous people at the right time and got some instagram followers for it… She then was able to attend a bunch of events, to seem like she mattered, grow that following through her outfits, because Americans love style icons who inspire them in their choices when they are at the mall…because Americans love the Mall… She was able to leverage that and have sex with at least 2 NFLers she pretended were her boyfriends until they cheated on her, not knowing they cheated on her, because she wasn’t really part of their storylines..but they were part of hers…cuz that’s what happens when you’re irrelevant, trying to be relevant. The good news is that she looks alright in a bikini….even if the staged pics are shitty and boring and face-tuned, that’s the basis of Instagram and it sucks! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Titty Rash of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a fetish to some… Titty Rashes are a fetish to others… Venn Diagram that shit…and Jennifer Love Hewitt Titty Rashes must be a fetish to the where those two fetishes crossover… I bet you didn’t even realize JLH tits from the 90s teen comedies set on her small frame that turned into a fat chick frame as the rest of the body catches up to the tits often…cuz when bitch fattened up and got old..she was forgotten…. But that titty rash gave her reason to exist again…. The post Jennifer Love Hewitt Titty Rash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale in a Swimsuit of the Day

The most important takeaway from ugly face Ashley Tisdale and her selfie that she’s blocking her face in…but showing off her body in…is that you don’t have to be hot, or look good, or naturally pretty to get people jerking off to your half nakedness…you just need to be half naked… Not that Ashley Tisdale has let being an average at best, ugly for Hollywood, which isn’t saying much since most of Hollyood starlets aren’t hot….get in her way….she has with confidence put herself ou there, at least for her Disney Gig that made her super famous, which was the last thing she ever did… But she still knows she’s got a fucked up face, even after the botched nose job, and for that reason, she’s focusing on what works for her…the body, that I’ve always defended as thin and fit…something far more important than a face any day…cuz you can always put her on all founds and look away if she gets bad…or tries to gaze into your eyes. She has a loyal fanbase and they probably really like this direction she’s taking with her self shot content production….aint nothing wrong with bathing suits….naw’t at all. The post Ashley Tisdale in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Julianne Hough Bathing Suit of the Day

The general consensus of these pics of Julianne Hough in a bikini is that they are pretty boring, and I would have to agree with the general consensus, even if I generally hate the general consensus and try to avoid the general consensus to come to my own conclusions. I’m a rebel like that, a punk like that, not really, I just hate people so I am naturally inclined to disagree with everything they say, in their pop culture, mall brand wearing, hostess twinkie candy coated bullshit… I think any bitch in a bathing suit, one piece or more…whether it is Julianne Hough or some other bitch is wonderful to look at…even if it reminds me of the 80s high school swim class when girls had thick bush and ill fitting swimsuits…and not of the instagram whores they are today… I think it’s nice to see a mormon who has been on RumSpringa for the last 10 years, turning her back on the church to be a dancing whore who fucks her brother on TV…finally finding some modesty…cuz modest is the hottest according to the MORMOM MEME account I follow on Instagram….because Mormons are the best… The post Julianne Hough Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Is This Sarah Hyland Topless of the Day

This Sarah Hyland picture is going around, claiming to be Sarah Hyland…the SARAH HYLAND…from Modern Family who is very famous and rich from being on a hit show…and I am going to have to say it is not actually THAT Sarah Hyland… Sure this girl has the same creepy weirdo face…and bolt on tits. She look like she’s got the genetic defect that Sarah Hyland has but doesn’t seem to have any Kidney transplant scars.. So I am going with, she’s just some other bitch getting naked on the internet in a world where there are so many naked bitches on the internet… Even though Sarah Hyland’s social media is all based on her shamelessly seeking attention, pushing her limits a little, being semi naughty and a total exhibitionist, just not the right kind of exhibitionist….at least not yet… I have a very hard time believing this is her… Posting it anyway. The post Is This Sarah Hyland Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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All the Naked Models of the Day

Here are some old pics, maybe new pics, I have terrible memory so new pics to me pics of model from the mall brand Victoria’s Secret, that you’ve probably heard of before thanks to them spending millions a year for you to know who their models are…even though you don’t actually care about who they are…you’re just here for the tits…and tits…we’ve got… It makes you wonder why they airbrush out the tits in the Catalog, when clearly all these chicks will show tit…it’s just oppressive Christian nonsense trying to not be labeled porn, despite all their girls being on degree of separation off from being a sex worker…they are paid to be bodies that wear underwear….I mean lets get some perspective here. Exciting stuff…. Martha Hunt Jasmine Tookes Lais Ribeiro Maya Henry Toni Garrn Candice Swanepoel More Candice in a bikini JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post All the Naked Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Boob Printing and Other Videos of the Day

Twerking of the Day Kids Set Car on Fire Subway Passenger of the Day Shoes Get Eaten by Escalator Drunk Fight Woman Tries Forcing Sex on Man The post Boob Printing and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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