Jennifer Love Hewitt is a fetish to some… Titty Rashes are a fetish to others… Venn Diagram that shit…and Jennifer Love Hewitt Titty Rashes must be a fetish to the where those two fetishes crossover… I bet you didn’t even realize JLH tits from the 90s teen comedies set on her small frame that turned into a fat chick frame as the rest of the body catches up to the tits often…cuz when bitch fattened up and got old..she was forgotten…. But that titty rash gave her reason to exist again…. The post Jennifer Love Hewitt Titty Rash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jaime King has been around for as long as I can remember, at least her titty pics have been around for as long as I can remember, because I got the internet in 1995, and I was already dabbling in slutty celebrity and model nudity, and she was already working in the fashion world as a fashion model – despite only being 14 years old…not that we knew she was 14 years old…not sure if she was doing the underage topless work, that would be illegal even if it was in art/fashion and not for some pervert who owns a videostore…but that came soon after…so she’s a familiar face… At 39 years old…she’s looking amazing, her body is tight, her ass is tight, her pussy definition mound in a tight bikini looks hardly mangled from years of being in ther industry…and being a mom of 2. It makes no fucking sense….. Maybe it was the heroin addiction from 14-19….when she was modeling…shit preserved her like all “opiates” do…or maybe it was from having sex with Kid Rock….or maybe it’s just her ego, narcissism, good genes and her acting career that came after the whole heroin addicted model. I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS…but dig the pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a solid excuse for being fat – for once in her life, unless she’s had other kids, which is possible, I stopped paying attention to her when her fat ass caught up to her fat tits…..but today…in this Instagram Erotica…she’s got some Geriatric pregnancy erotica for those of you who don’t find it unnatural for a 40 year old to have a kid – even if the chances of it having Downs Syndrom and other issues are higher…because you’ve loved Jennifer Love Hewitt tits your adult life and any excuse to see her tits, or think about her pussy being filled with cum before being shredded apart is porn to you….
Selena Gomez wore some ripped jeans and a tank top for her instagram…and ran that shit through so many filters that it looks like it’s been soaking in piss…and that I guess gives a slimming effect to her portly little body…that I am sure you’d all love to lick the Bieber out of….because when it looks like this…we’re all Belieber enough to explore the territory he’s been inside…not that we’ll ever get that opportunity, Disney Chicks don’t work like that…they are robots who have no time for normals…obviously…and in reality…we all know you aren’t normal… The post Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a little Anastasia Ashley and the Bikini A Day girl with massive tits…doing a little Sugar Donut in the sad…because fat tits on one, and a fat ass on the other…make them a combined force you’ll have to jerk off to… You fucking pigs… A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on May 21, 2015 at 5:24pm PDT The post Anastasia Ashley’s Sugar Donut Snapchat Hack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Alba is still pretty fucking amazing…I mean this is a mom of two and a Mexican…and it looks like this….that means it works real fucking hard…because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…you know that this kind of body doesn’t come natural, it comes with discipline…in fact most Mexicans I know look like they are pregnant with 2 kids when they aren’t….and not ever like this…and all while creating a billion dollar empire…it’s like what can’t this girl do…oh right…she’s got people doing everything for her…so she can gym and diet..but who cares…and look at the pics..she’s good. All this to say…Oprah has been in Shape… The post All of the Jessica Alba for Shape Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There was a time when Jennifer Love Hewitt was the cutest bird faced skinny girl with massive tits…then she become the middle aged fat chick…who was engaged only to be dropped thanks to that being comfortable weight..only to have dropped the weight and trapped some dude who probably things it is hilarious that he’s fucking Jennifer Love Hewitt because he remembers her from before she was so sad… Well, all this to say is that if you’re a fat and lonely 35 year old, drop the weight and people will fall in love with you and your money from being on TV…and knock you up so they never have to work again..I promise… What I am saying if you’re both rich and fit…you’re pretty much gonna win whatever you’re trying to win…all this to say, I don’t get off to Ready to Drop Porn… The post Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnancy Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Are estranged Here Comes Honey Boo Boo parents June Shannon and Sugar Bear headed to Marriage Boot Camp to work out their marital problems!? Mama June, who recently kicked Sugar Bear out of her house a second time, citing his online “relationships,” says she would be open to that very idea. Suge may have other ideas, however. June Shannon: Sugar Bear is a Cheater! The ex-couple has already been contacted by two different shows – VH1’s Couples Therapy and WE tv’s Marriage Boot Camp – expressing interest. Both shows specialize in D-list celebrities airing their grievances and trying to work things out … assuming they want to work things out, of course. Last year, June and Sugar Bear called it quits – she says after she found out he was two-timing her with several women he had met on the Internet. He claims his online flirtations are harmless and he never actually cheated, whereas June had a real relationship with that child molester Mark McDaniel . Ironically for shameless reality stars, this romantic tumult is real and not manufactured for the cameras, which might keep Suge from agreeing to this. June intends to follow up and meet producers to see what they have in mind, but she’s admittedly not sure that her longtime partner will be interested. Shannon is also bragging about setting his stuff on fire since he moved out, apparently, so we’re not sure that bodes well for any reality TV reconciliation. 26 Stars You Won’t Believe Are the Same Age 1. June Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt June Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt are both 35 years old. Yes, Mama June from Honey Boo Boo is somehow only 35 … while we can’t believe our longtime crush JLH is 35 already. One feels like she’s 35 going on 50 and the other, 35 going on 20.
Celebrity gossip purveyors and fans alike saw the now-infamous photo of Farrah Abraham’s botched lip injections on Instagram and recoiled in abject horror. Lisa Rinna was no exception. In fact, she feels responsible. “I apologize for starting this s–t 26 years ago, please forgive me,” Rinna captioned a photo of the terrifying damage done to Abraham’s face in the operation. Is there a way the operation can be fixed? We hope so. Still, the lesson has been learned, albeit the hard way. “Girlfriends don’t say I didn’t warn ya! #BOTCHED California #ER #fixit,” the Teen Mom star said earlier this month, and Rinna is taking this to heart. Having also recently said that Kylie Jenner got lip injections – at least “that’s my feeling – I could be absolutely wrong, but I think so” – Lisa is apologetic. Had it not been for her, this would not be a trend. Or so she claims. A quarter century ago, ” I had my lips injected with silicone … stupid thing to do at 24. I did it with my best girlfriend, so she and I go and we get our lips done.” “Fine. I have it like that for my whole career, right?” “So then cut to a couple of years ago, I have a doctor remove as much as they possibly can ’cause it got to the point where they were yucky.” “You know, they get hard.” “It’s gross. They are now whatever that was after they took out as much of the silicone as they could,” adds The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star. Gross indeed. Fortunately for Farrah, there are plenty of other images of her that would qualify as much more cringe-worthy, as evidenced below … 27 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.