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Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling Dreams of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling is a magical experience to those of us who love the simplicity of white trash America. Who remember a time when mud wrestling happened outside your favorite BBQ shack / bar. When we were allowed to JELLO wrestle on a Tuesday at the bar for cheap steak and potatos and some draft beer than tasted like the lines hadn’t been cleaned in years… And who like her outfit…hot… I remember those days of wet t-shirt contests….mud wrestles…it was all so simple minded then…we like tits, show us them tits. So seeing it done in an ironic way by a super fucking rich girl identifying as part of something she’s so not a part of and has no real understanding of is fine…I get it…it’s just a good time…she can go home to her mansion and whatever…so no harm is really done in this…unless you believe in culturally appropriating white poor people….in which case you best be mad…this is some White Trash Face…like blackface only no one cares…but instead we should focus on how hot she’s lookin’…being trashy. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling Dreams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bleona Qereti Pussy Spread of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who the hell is Bleona Qereti , they say she is an American pop start but there is nothing more Un-American than that name. But earlier today I was talking about a girl at the public pool in one of these modern bikini bottoms that are skimpy as fuck, and that I saw labia in person, which is rare cuz like you I am a pathetic person who only sees labia on computer screen thanks to my wife being so fat her labia are 6 inches deep and require a scavenger hunt no one should ever take to get to… The girl I saw, I assume had no idea her clit was out and wasn’t out there trying to prevent clit tan lines….but it is safe to say this BELONA QERETI is doing for the PAPARAZZI…pretending she doesn’t want clit tan lines because with a name like BLEONA QERETI you know she’s out there doing all she can to get seen, noticed….by her hired paparrazzi who need clickbait and havne’t figured out there are 1 million girls on social media who are better looking and more whoring who could use the paparazzi covereage BELONA and her sandwich meat name is getting. This is a great case of someone looking nothing like they do on Instagram.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bleona Qereti Pussy Spread of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Wet Swimsuit of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Was this your highlight of the week? I feel like I posted it yesterday – but one more time – rewind JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Wet Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp Fat Pussy Print of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I’ve posted these pics of Lily Rose Depp in short white shorts three times already… I don’t know if these are new versions of the same white short pics.. I just know that I’ll keep posting them….every chance I get…since they are that good.. You see the tight bike short, boyshort thing is a great fucking fashion trend that allows me to see everything I wanted to see, without seeing too much, you know give me some mystery, I don’t need to know your clit on a first name basis…and I don’t need to see your spread cunt all cunty and filled…I like NOT seeing the cunt better..it’s cuter that way…not that I don’t love spread cunt…just not when it comes to lusting after young rich people…COCK TEASE ME GIRLS EVERYWHERE….like you do so well. So the tight bike shorts, awesome, but they are usually black…when they are white, the whole world seems brighter, like there’s a dark cloud lifted and more opportunities suddenly become available to them…and for some weird reason..there is less fear of cops… The white bike shorts…show more pussy lip..the contrast higher…the pussy more exposed and vulnerable while still covered and it’s fucking great. That is why I’ll keep posting these short short pics until the end of time…I mean I’m sure this is the last time I post them – as I’ll get more LILY ROSE DEPP unintentional erotica to fixate on….so take it in…and remember this moment forever. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Rose Depp Fat Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Simpson Massive Tits of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson may be weathered, she’s old. She may not be as well maintained as our girl Britney Spears, but not all of us can be held captive against our will by our opportunistic family who still want to cash in on this girl, like the priced pony she is, just breeding her in the form of song and dance performances until she can’t fucking walk anymore…keeping her on a strict routine, letting her fuck her trainer, not letting her escape, at least not yet, while seemingly being “ok” with it since she doesn’t know any better…. But her tits are fucking rocking…. I mean if you’re going to be an older, rich as fuck, clothing entrepreneur thanks to your shitty song and dance career, you might as well have huge tits….do your texas BBQ heritage right and be hearty as fuck….and enjoy your freedom while your dad is too busy being a homosexual dancing around dick to dick with young men thanks to his wealth….too busy to trap her in a cage and milk her until there’s no milk….even though these tits are plentiful…like they can feed the fucking land. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Simpson Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mom Candice Swanepoel’s Mom Tits of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel litereally shat out a kid 3 hours ago…and is in a bikini showing off her post baby body, huge tits, in a TAKE ADVANTAGE while you can, because she knows she will get as pregnant as she can as soon as she can, because she’s addicted to birthing process…or being pregnant…or who fucking knows….but I know it’d be better if her addiction was more basic…like Cocaine and starvation…but I guess you can have all those addictions all at the same time…it’s called being a model… The point of the story is….check out those tits…mom tits…that will make you neglect her mom pussy you know is battered…and gut she hasn’t lost yet while celebrating the fact that women can bounce back from pregnancy…just not your wife who blames you for her weight gain that she’s never bothered trying to lose cuz she’s a mom now… I suggest husbands with fat wives post this up on your fridge to motivate your slacker wife….that people with million dollar contracts and an ego…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mom Candice Swanepoel’s Mom Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Aniston Tits in a Magazine of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is Jennifer Aniston still hot? I don’t have the answers, or at least a logical quantifiable answer, because you’re all perverts who would fuck anything… You’ve been tainted by her hard nipples that have been shoved in your face for decades – giving you the illusion that they are tits you want in your mouth…because what tits don’t you want in your mout. It’s marketing, like McDonalds, showing you shit you don’t really want enough times for you to want it… Unfortunately for Aniston, no one wants it long enough to get her pregnant…cuz they dip before shit gets too real…because she must be the fucking worst… The Titty Exploit Continues….and may never end… The post Jennifer Aniston Tits in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jasmine Shogren Vagina on the Internet of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jasmine Shogren is obviously hot, which isn’t saying much because any skinny tall lean chick who does herself up and calls herself a model is hot to the average dude. I mean dudes are pretty easy going and willing to fuck anything, knock up anything, and if you’ve been to any white trash town, store or area, you’ll be amazed at just how many very disgusting looking inbred looking women have been knocked up, which is pretty obvious that a dude got hard and busted up in them, so they were hot enough for them….meaning when girls like this come along…which is often…because it is the instagram generation where every half decent girl is naked and posing…I notice…I mean I barely notice…but when they put their full on pussy’s out there…their actual vagina in a shoot like they are a sex worker, and may be, or an amateur porn person, and they may be, but are maintaining the unsuccessful, never working model angle as long as they can because it sounds better when you call back home with the updates on your crazy dream you’re trying to live out….your childhood dream of being famous and successful and celebrate…a dream EVERY girl has had before you but that you think you’ll break through because when you look at those who have broke through you feel confident that you are as good or better….and I agree…only because the willingness to put the pussy out so early in the insta fame shows how serious she is…. Good work. Follow her HERE The post Jasmine Shogren Vagina on the Internet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Iggy Azalea Bikini Slut of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In news that no one cares about, Iggy Azalea is out releasing new shitty music, and with that has come an influx of Iggy Azalea promoting herself naked on the internet, because it’s not science people…a ho is a ho is a ho…especially when the storyline she tries to tell people to justify why a white suburban girl is a rapper…relies heavily on being a ho. It’s like weeks into releasing the single, and days after releasing the single, we’re virtually face to face with the grossest fake white ass black guys love….and it just keeps on continuing because the tactic works. So complain about dudes cat calling you and staring when you’re out there slutting girls, but keep on slutting…the WORLD relies on it….at least your world…to sell seats at shows and songs on apple… Garbage. Seriously. The post Iggy Azalea Bikini Slut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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