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Ariel Winter Knows her Angles of the Day

Ariel Winter has been on camera since she was a kid, so it’s second nature to her. The good days and the bad days, the days she felt good and the days she felt like shit….on camera…. Most people hate the camera, I mean traditionally most people hated the camera, before cell phone cameras happened and everyone started doing their own media training, ready for all pics…now everyone is a narcissistic fuck ready to be on camera… But the point of this was that she is comfortable on camera, looking her worst, or her best she doesn’t care….so she obviously knows her angles that make her look less fat…and that is what this bikini magic is….I don’t know what angle that is but it’s the leanest she’s looked with titty focal point for the big titty big girl…it works. Anyone who fucks fat girls knows missionary is the best approach, gravity is on your side, as long as the tits are harnessed….I guess she’s learned this the hard way. Well, as it turns out, she is back in the gym, showing the world her failed trainer training her… with hard nipples…because like many fat chicks…she’s got fat tits. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Knows her Angles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Margot Robbie Wet Swimsuit of the Day

I have been calling Margot Robbie a massive tank of a woman for the last 3 years or 4 years…I mean how many years has it been since Wolf of Wall Street when she existed thanks to a series of nude scenes… She’s up on some ORKA beached whale shit…all white and black and doing her whale calls…whilst being wide as fuck, heavy as fuck…living her best Marine Mammal life.. Yet, everyone gets mad at me for calling her a big girl, because they are either blind, or idiots, or I don’t know…too fucking horny for their own good, and victims of a marketing scheme to make you think she’s this amazing thing. Well, I’ve seen her movies, Oscar nominations or not…she’s boring….celebrated or not….she’s boring…paid well or not..she’s boring…and even her bathing suit pics are boring…because she’s boring. I don’t believe actors have talent, I don’t see how that is a thing…and I don’t think Margot Robbie is this amazing contribution to Amercian Pop Culture via Australia…like Steve Irwin or Elle Macpherson’s tits in the 1989 SI Swim VHS I jerked off to…but that’s what they want you to think so drink the kool aid you idiots. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Margot Robbie Wet Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Margot Robbie Wet Swimsuit of the Day

I have been calling Margot Robbie a massive tank of a woman for the last 3 years or 4 years…I mean how many years has it been since Wolf of Wall Street when she existed thanks to a series of nude scenes… She’s up on some ORKA beached whale shit…all white and black and doing her whale calls…whilst being wide as fuck, heavy as fuck…living her best Marine Mammal life.. Yet, everyone gets mad at me for calling her a big girl, because they are either blind, or idiots, or I don’t know…too fucking horny for their own good, and victims of a marketing scheme to make you think she’s this amazing thing. Well, I’ve seen her movies, Oscar nominations or not…she’s boring….celebrated or not….she’s boring…paid well or not..she’s boring…and even her bathing suit pics are boring…because she’s boring. I don’t believe actors have talent, I don’t see how that is a thing…and I don’t think Margot Robbie is this amazing contribution to Amercian Pop Culture via Australia…like Steve Irwin or Elle Macpherson’s tits in the 1989 SI Swim VHS I jerked off to…but that’s what they want you to think so drink the kool aid you idiots. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Margot Robbie Wet Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the android, genetically modified model with the awesome body, thanks to her superficial, homosexual god complex biologist father, who was likely funded in his research by the same people who pay her a contract to wear their lingerie, because if they can breed hot women in host bodies instead of finding them on the streets, they can cut costs substantially…. It’s not quite cloning, but could be, I think it’s more going through the DNA and manually imputing genes to have a certain size tit, ass, waist, hair and eye color…creepy in and of itself, but if you watched Weird Science in the 80s…it’s a fucking fetish…so she is a fucking fetish, until she dies of terrible cancers caused by playing god. I like her bikini tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

Despite being convinced that Gisele Bundchen was a man, that Tom Brady was a Queer, that together they trolled the world like the psychopaths they are, no one gets as rich as they are without being manipulative monsters with no morals or values, and Gisele in a pregnancy prosthetic is something that would hardly cost that much if you were a tranny lover trying to hide your tranny loving because your Boston fans are a bunch of blue collar working, beer drinking, Catholics who don’t like trannies… I’m going to assume she’s a woman….and in a bikini…even if Gender as a concept is a construct of the patriarchy to keep women repressed……or some shit… There’s this grey area of having a female body, being in female clothing, that dick or not, makes you woman enough to stare at since we’re not the ones on all fours begging you to bang us up our man cooters…. We’ll call this “woman-enough”. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alyson Stoner Pussy Dance of the Day

I don’t know who Alyson Stoner is, but I do know that people know who she is, but more importantly, that she’s doing a pussy dance. It’s the social media hit, even with non professional dancers like this Alyson Stoner, who is a professional dancer, because it’s easy..just dance from the pussy in a bikini and the perverts will follow… For those of you who don’t know…a Pussy Dance is…when a girl leads her dance with her pussy, front to back, side to side, a friendly pussy wave…and we all like it….what’s not to like.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alyson Stoner Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Tits of the Day

From exploited country singing child star, catering to the good wholesome old fashion family values, the people you hear on the Christian Radio who don’t like things changing, and who likely don’t own computers or internet and still buy CDs, who are 98 percent white folks, who work hard, live modest and don’t whore the fuck down… To homewrecking fake tits with a lot of money who allowed her inner trash out, who said fuck you Christians I’m bad, and they’ll forgive me, cuz of Jesus….and she’s one of them….even though she’s really just an LA rich bimbo who happens to know how to sing, it’s how she got here. I don’t hate LeAnn Rimes, she’s old now, has tits, shows off the tits, and that’s enough for me…if anything, I find the whole storyline funny because it shows how much of a scam marketing can be…especially when marketing to retards. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post LeAnn Rimes Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day

When I look at Josephine Skriver, I always expect her to self destruct or show up with some fucking glitch from the DNA modification her biologist father made when he was created her in a test tube in what I assume was a science project financed by Victoria’s Secret in exchange for her working for them for life…or until she was old and washed up…. I just don’t believe that all his calculations were accurate and that she will live a long life because of her unnatural insemination or I guess that would be her conception – her insemination is what her boyfriend does to her all fucking day because she’s a babe…. However she may actually live to be 200 years old because maybe his calculations involved deleting all the cancer genes and we’ll be blessed with these tits for centuries until the planet floods and the aliens invade… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day

When I look at Josephine Skriver, I always expect her to self destruct or show up with some fucking glitch from the DNA modification her biologist father made when he was created her in a test tube in what I assume was a science project financed by Victoria’s Secret in exchange for her working for them for life…or until she was old and washed up…. I just don’t believe that all his calculations were accurate and that she will live a long life because of her unnatural insemination or I guess that would be her conception – her insemination is what her boyfriend does to her all fucking day because she’s a babe…. However she may actually live to be 200 years old because maybe his calculations involved deleting all the cancer genes and we’ll be blessed with these tits for centuries until the planet floods and the aliens invade… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day

It’s nice to see Ashley Tisdale making fun of her face..because I’ve been making fun of her face since she happened, since she had the botched nose job, since she was famous and celebrated on High School musical, but despite being a judgemental, mean spirited asshole who likes to make fun of the famous women being celebrated as hot, I always said she’s got a rockin’ body…and now that she’s older the body isn’t necessarily still rockin, but she’s finally got some tits and that’s alright…right… This one’s for the fans… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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