Frank Ocean Finally Drops New Album After countless fake-outs and false promises …Frank Ocean has FINALLY stopped trolling his fans and released some long-awaited new music. The visual album (how Beyonce of him) is entitled Endless. Now, this isn’t a replacement for the years-rumored Boys Don’t Cry project — it’s an entirely separate album. But, since Frank has been BS-ing his fanbase for months on end, he’s decided to release not one, but TWO albums within a few days of one another. As reps confirmed to Rolling Stone …we can forget about it being called that: Rolling Stone has confirmed that Endless is a different project from his proper new album. That album, set for release by Apple this weekend, was previously called Boys Don’t Cry, but Rolling Stone has learned that the singer has scrapped that title in favor of an alternate title. Welp, enough chat. Check out what Frank’s spent the last few years teasing us over HERE . Let us know what you think…
Maybe it’s the straight-faced recommendation that you purchase a $15,000 vibrator . Maybe it’s her contribution of the term ” conscious uncoupling ” to the Dictionary of New Age-y Hollywood Bullsh-t . Or maybe it’s just her smug insistence that she’s a self-made woman who cobbled a career together with no help from anyone – even though her father was a high-powered producer, her mother is a famous actress, and her godfather is Steven freakin’ Spielberg. Whatever the reason, people really, really, really don’t like Gwyneth Paltrow. To us, that’s about as mysterious as the fact that people prefer chocolate over kale chips, but apparently the Goopster herself is shocked – shocked ! – that the average American wouldn’t spit if she were on fire. Asked about the fact that she took the number one spot in a 2013 Star magazine “most hated celebrities” poll, Gwinnie griped that she was just being “authentic self” and totes grew up super poor, you guys. You almost have to admire her for non-ironically demonstrating the privileged lack of self-awareness that makes her so unlikable while expressing her confusion about why she’s so universally despised. This interview is like a performance art piece: “First of all I was like, ‘I’m the most hated celebrity?’ More than, like, Chris Brown? What did I do?” sayeth the mother of Apple, Moses and Hadron Collider. (We may have made that last one up.) “All I can do is be my authentic self, but I think there are things about me that make people draw conclusions. For example, there is the perception that I grew up very wealthy and that I was given, you know, that I was sort of raised with a silver spoon in my mouth, which inspires a lot of resentment.” We don’t even know what to say, so we’ll let this Kim Kardashian GIF do the talking: Seriously, though, it’s hilarious that Gwyneth blames the public’s perception of her on the fact that the plebes mistakenly believe she grew up with a Rolls Royce in her driveway, when really it was just four BMWs. If she just once dropped the BS and said, “Yeah, I grew up with privileges most people only dream about; I’m crazy pretentious at times, and I cheated on the food stamp challenge ,” maybe people wouldn’t rather spend a weekend locked in a closet with Kanye and a coked-up Charlie Sheen than sit through one of her movies. Come to think of it, does she still make movies? View Slideshow: 20 Douchiest Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes in Human History
Her name is Hailey Baldwin. She is best known as the girl who is in the top 4 invites from the Jenners and the Hadids, who isn’t really invited to these events on her own, but under the pretense that she’ll bring her more famous, successful, all for doing the same thing as Hailey Baldwin, to the event…. She’s banged Bieber and probably a bunch of other people. She’s even booked some campaigns, because she’s “relevant enough”…. As they say, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, where the tree is bootleg actor Stephen Baldwin – who may or may not have had a minute of credibility thanks to leveraging his brother’s name, with Born on the Fourth of July, The Usual Suspects…etc…before falling into the D-List, really fucking hard, being on reality TV pitching to Donald Drump….before financing his instagram slut he calls his daughter’s lifestyle of being an instagram slut…despite claiming to be a CHRISTIAN, while nothing about this girl, other than her half Brazilian ass…is very Christian…but I guess…some of you would think the young body is….a religious experience…like me….skinny girls in one piece bathing suits… The post The Number One Jenner and Hadid Sister Groupie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
DJ Khaled is having the best year ever. The New Orleans native appears in his first ever Apple Music commercial, alongside legendary supermodel Naomi Campbell. In the 60 second clip, Naomi scoops up Khaled in a classic Rolls Royce Phantom and both ride along the Pacific Coastal Highway. Khaled then pulls out his iPhone and heads […]
Chicago artists continue to break barriers in the music industry. Following in the footsteps of his big homie Kanye West, Chance The Rapper’s new Coloring Book will chart on Billboard based off of streaming numbers alone. The mixtape is exclusively streaming on Apple Music, similar to Kanye’s exclusive deal with TIDAL. Despite the limitations of these arrangements, Coloring Book has […]
Topless Protest iHOP Classiness Man Survives a Jump Crazy Carpet Pull Playing with Calf Spider Hatches on Bananas Train tracks in Pakistan Philly Cigarette Stabbing The post Woman Masturbates on Bench at the Beach and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez is a girl who’s childhood was sold off to Disney by her egotistical, narcissist, turned “talent manager” mother….leading to her being trained to act and sing good enough to get by…all while building out an audience and fan base of children who grow up with her as their “friend”…and creepy dudes who jerked off to her and will always jerk off to her… So now that actors don’t make money, and popstars make money thanks to shows and merch, it’s ideal for anyone with average talent and an audience to focus on the music man..it’s all about the music man…but not really, it’s about cash and was never about the music man… The music industry is so fucked, the good music isn’t being heard, the people playing iheartradio and APPLE / GOOGLE are the ones being heard…and allowing things like Selena Gomez to exist.. Even Selena Gomez’s body hates her. Trying to take her down with LUPUS…forcing her to get and exploit her CHEMOTHERAPY to dial in with the public who view CHEMOTHERAPY as dying babies…making her the fucking worst. So in marketing her already over marked tour, she had sex with a mic on stage for her promo pics… These are those promo pics…I just wish she was hotter. The post Selena Gomez is Promoting Her New Tour with Slutty Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ciara Spotted On NYC Shopping Trip After hitting the red carpet in a barely-there rhinestoned dress and metallic wig…Ciara toned back down to her regular “fly-Mommy” look while on a trip to Barneys New York after all the Met Gala festivities. The singer faced the Big Apple gloom in a peach shift dress with grey suede over-the-knee boots. Do you love it or nah? Hit the flip for more… Splash
