It’s memorial day weekend…I am drunk…I forgot to post links but remember Jesus is died for your sins…and soldiers died for the sins of evil government.. Make up for it with BBQ, Bikinis, bitches, booze…while they are dead from dying for your freedom you don’t deserve…just doing what they thought was right….because they were marketed to think it was…by evil government… Memorial day is about remembering evil government…and tits..and fallen soldiers..and that’s about it…so take it in while I drink.. strong> Pedestrian Karma of the Day CLICK HERE Apple Pie Isn’t American CLICK HERE Caroline Vreeland Breasts! CLICK HERE Gal Gadot Slutty in a Red Dress CLICK HERE Bikini Slut CLICK HERE All of the Sluts at Cannes CLICK HERE Lindsay Pelas – Monster Tits CLICK HERE Weird Unlikely Animal Friedns CLICK HERE Important See Through of the Day CLICK HERE Rat Cow Ass in a Bikini CLICK HERE Bella Hadid Trying Hard CLICK HERE Kate Upton Tits at an Event CLICK HERE Nicki Minaj – Erotica CLICK HERE Panty Slut CLICK HERE Slut Teaches you Austrian – Hitler Spoke Austrian CLICK HERE Virtual Assistants Do Stand-Up Comedy CLICK HERE Slutty Gymnast of the DAy CLICK HERE Bikini Slut CLICK HERE Dog Cohosts the NEws CLICK HERE Cyndi Lauper House is Good… CLICK HERE =============== From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW! ================ The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day… CLICK HERE Hands Down Her Panties CLICK HERE An Apple in your Butt a Day CLICK HERE Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy CLICK HERE Hot Slut – Tied Up
What is there to say about the following collection of baby photos except this: They are so gosh darn cute that we just want to keel over and die! Not really, of course. We really just want to stop and stare and appreciate their tiny features for a few hours. Click around below for a precious look at a wide variety of stars and their beloved bundles of joy… 1. Jimmy Kimmel and Son Jimmy Kimmel smiles here while standing over his newborn son. The kid’s name is Billy. 2. Dwayne Johnson Baby Picture It doesn’t get a whole lot cuter than this. Take a look at Dwayne Johnson and his baby girl, Jasmine. 3. Jessica Biel, Son Jessica Biel cradles a special young man in this cute photo: it’s the son she now shares with Justin Timberlake!!! 4. Kelly Clarkson Baby Cover Cutest. Photo. EVER!!! Kelly Clarkson holds her daughter on this adorable cover of People Magazine. 5. Melissa Rycroft Baby Pic Does it get any more adorable? Melissa Rycroft gives us our first look here of new son Beckett. He’s being held by sister Ava. 6. Simon Cowell Baby Pic Did you ever think you would see this Simon Cowell cradles his newborn. View Slideshow
From Apple to North to Spurgeon and many, many others compiled here, celebrities sure pick out some hilarious names for their kids. Not all of them, obvi. Some go the conventional route. But this is Hollywood, and well, we have no shortage of options while putting together a gallery of unintentional hilariousness like this. Let's just say that. There sure as heck are a disproportionate percentage of little kid names that are straight up ridic, head-scratching, LOL-worthy selections. Check out the 30 most absurd ones given by the most absurd people now and be glad they make enough money to afford good therapists: 1. North West North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn’t grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on. 2. Kyd Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication. 3. Kal-El Cage Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot … although that could explain a lot of things. 4. Spurgeon Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald’s baby son Spurgeon is named after Charles Spurgeon, an influential Baptist preacher from the 19th Century. It also is the subject of an awesome page on Urban Dictionary, and will probably make lil’ Spurge glad he’s home schooled later in life. 5. Rocket Zot (or Ayer) Avatar star Sam Worthington’s baby name choice for his first child with wife Lara Bingle Worthington – Rocket Zot – was chosen because they liked the way it sounded. That makes two of them … and probably not a whole lot more. Honorable mention to Pharrell Williams’ son Rocket Ayer. 6. Reign Aston Disick Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick went relatively conventional with their first two children Mason and Penelope. For the third, however, they opted for a name fit for a Lord: REIGN Aston Disick. If only his dad weren’t the deadbeat Lord of six different rehab centers. View Slideshow
I don’t know what this Selena Gomez photoshoot is for, and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up. All I know is, after all those years of trying to convince Selena that she needed to start dressing and acting more like the rest of her fellow pop star hotties, I’m glad to see her finally listening. Sure, her tongue action still needs a little work (and so does her see-through shirt game ), but I’m sure she’ll get the hang of it eventually. Practice makes perfect. » view all 14 photos
I’m pretty sure Bella Thorne must own stock in Apple or Samsung or something, because her Snapchat has been so good lately , it’s been overheating my phone along with my pants region. And now here she is doing an entire “photoshoot” in a totally see-through… shirt, I guess? Either way, I hope Bella’s getting a cut, because I’ve been burning through phones almost as fast as I’m going through sweatpants these days. Yow!
Pepsi Pulls Kendall Jenner AD After Backlash PepsiCo has apologized and pulled the controversial commercial that caused outrage on social media in the last 24 hours, Reuters reports. The ad trivialized issues surrounding racially motivated injustices happening nationally, in places like Baltimore, Ferguson and elsewhere. It stars reality star Kendall Jenner in what looks like a Party City wig, catering to cops at a fake protest. SMH. “Pepsi was trying to project a global message of unity, peace and understanding”, the company said in a statement. “Clearly we missed the mark, and we apologize. We did not intend to make light of any serious issue. We are removing the content and halting any further rollout.” Well, clearly you missed with flying colors, PepsiCo. When Reuters tried to reach out to reps fro Kendall, no one responded. How convenient. Who thought it was a good idea to appropriate injustice anyway??
Luvvie Dishes On Her AT&T Partnership & More! For years, internet famous creatives have struggled to flip Likes, Retweets and Shares into viable careers outside of their Wifi connection. And they’ve tried everything from freelancing to podcasting to YouTubing to frisbeeing away quality content for free without ever breaking into the impossibly competitive digital media industry. At times, it seemed impossible to turn tweets into dollars–rent-paying, food-buying, self-supporting dollars–until ambitious tastemakers like Luvvie Ajayi proved you could flip Twitter fame into offline power moves with golden partnership opportunities. Best known for her wildly popular blog Awesomely Luvvie and must-see tweets , Luvvie created her very own lane as a fiercely funny Black woman in a very white and unfunny space making her an essential leader of the new-age diversity movement. We chatted with the hilarious Twitter maven-turned-best-selling author (“I’m Judging You: The Do-Better Manual”) who recently hosted a beautifully melaniny soirée for top influencers at the Black Enterprise Women of Power Summit ( powered by AT&T ) in Phoenix. “The Black Enterprise Women of Power Summit already attracts amazing women and everybody I invited said yes. So, we had Bozoma Saint John from Apple, Elaine Welteroth from Teen Vogue, Debra M. Chase who is a major TV producer, Nina Shaw who’s an attorney–the who’s who of Black Hollywood… AT&T asked me ‘what would you serve people who want to come to your house for dinner’ and I said rice and great seafood and red velvet cupcakes and they made it happen!” Most aspiring influencers can only dream of reaching Luvvie’s level of eSuccess that sparked a friendship with beloved Shondaland Mayor Shonda Rhimes who loved her deliciously witty Scandal recaps and offered the partnership of a lifetime. “Shonda loved my book and thought it lended itself to television so I’m partnering with Shondaland and hopefully it becomes a television series” Her bookshelf-worthy best-seller I’m Judging You: The Do-Better Manual nudged her into the mainstream where she flourished with a universally enjoyable funny but the journey wasn’t easy. “I got the idea to write this book in August 2014 because somebody plagiarized my work and took about three paragraphs of it and put it in something they were writing and didn’t give me credit… I had a brainstorm session with myself where I just tried to figure out the things I want to write and points I want to make–I wrote a proposal for it to my book agent, sent the proposal out and it got bought by Henry publishing… I wrote this book over 5 months in 6 or 7 countries, 4 continents and I was just very clear about what I wanted to write, I had my proposal as my outline and when it came time to actually write it wasn’t as difficult because I already knew what I wanted to say” Proudly Black and magical, Luvvie is thrilled that her voice touched those who don’t necessarily look like her but still relate nonetheless. It feels good to know that my writing crosses all types of age and gender and geographic boundaries, for me, it’s important to not just be preaching to the choir… I always feel firm that I’m a black woman first, I write for Black women, but it’s a huge compliment to know that other people can still relate to my writing” With success, comes waves of success-thirsty strangers who want to know your every secret to winning and it’s always very simple. “I’ve done what’s authentic to me and I’ve done the things that I’ve loved doing for a long time. I’ve been blogging for 14 years so people see the success that’s happening now, it’s not overnight, it’s not a 1-tip thing, I’ve just been doing this writing online for a long time” What’s NEXT for digital media dynamo Luvvie Ajayi? Well… “I’m gonna keep doing the things I love…working with Shondaland to develop the show, doing more speaking engagements, just stuff that I enjoy” You can purchase Luvvie’s best-seller here , read her addictive blog here and follow her on Twitter here . Special thanks to AT&T for its commitment to supporting Black excellence. Awesomely Luvvie/AT&T
Rick Ross new album, Rather You Than Me, is addressing all the hip hop issues including Meek Mill and Nicki Minaj break up. The first track on the Ross new album, Apple of My Eye plainly states he had to give Meek time after choosing Minaj. STREAM THE ALBUM HERE
Kristanna Loken is a 37 year old who understands technology enough to tap into her inner exhibitionist, pervert, narcissistic, seductress who likes dudes jerking off to her, whether they are boyfriends, or whatever, like a primate…and really so many people out there, she takes pussy selfies..with a bow on the pussy because it’s a fucking gift she’s probably regifted a lot like that asshole relative of you…WHY THE AS SEEN ON TV APPLE CORER I SAW YOU GET LAST YEAR YOU CUNT…. Speaking of cunt, it’s funny that there’s so many amateur, everyday, instagram girls on the interent doing these nude selfies, but when it’s a mom of 1, from a movie you probably never saw….it seems more legit…like it has a higher value…while I get better pussy and asshole pics from tinder chicks daily…but I guess they aren’t old as fuck and understand angles and selfie smut better….this one here is like a grandma, a prospector or a pioneer to this shit…hunting and gathering her nude selfies as she colonized the nude selfie countryside…using archaic tools like polaroids…the first phone cameras…and low res webcams and point and shoots….you know she probably remembers going to the fucking store to develop her nude selfie film…that she knew the clerk jerked off to…because without her paving the way, these kids wouldn’t have the nude selfie abilities they have today…like snapchat..where you can’t get hacked…you dumb fucks… The post Kristanna Loken Nude Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
