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Tiger Woods Called Out By Kindergarten Teacher

The headline you see above is not a belated, April Fools attempt at humor. A new woman has indeed come forward in the Tiger Woods scandal – a former teacher. Known only as Ms. Decker, she is planning to speak out today at a news conference … to claim a famous tale Tiger Woods once told of childhood racism is a lie. Here’s the background: In ’05, Tiger described how on his first day of school, “a group of sixth graders tied me to a tree, spray-painted the word ‘nigger’ on me, and threw rocks at me. And the teacher really didn’t do much of anything.” Ms. Decker, who was Tiger’s kindergarten teacher (and is now repped by Gloria Allred , of course), denies this ever happened: “No such incident ever occurred to Tiger Woods while he was under [my] care as a kindergarten pupil on the first day of class.” ROUGH PATCH : Tiger Woods is not only a cheater, he’s a liar who made up a story about being bullied by racist kids, his former teacher says. Do you believe it? Allred, in her own statement, called out Woods for defaming her client: “No teacher should ever be treated in such a callous and unfair manner especially one such as Ms. Decker. The time for Tiger Woods to make direct amends to her is now.” No word if Bryon Bell saw the alleged incident take place. Gloria’s shameless opportunism aside, you have to wonder if he really did make that up. Someone who lives a shady double life for years has very little credibility. The Tiger statement was given as part of an interview for a 2005 book by Charles Barkley. Today at 1:30 EST, a press conference will take place at Gloria’s office. But there’s more. Naturally, the teacher will unveil pictures of Tiger as a kindergartner and also express her feelings about the alleged Tiger Woods mistresses . Naturally, we’ll update this story once she does, too.

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Tiger Woods Called Out By Kindergarten Teacher

Morning Hangover: April 2

I don’t know about you, but I always feel a little let-down on April 2nd. I like the April Fool’s Day tradition of absurdity ruling, and not being able to believe anything you read. My favorite prank of the day: Funny or Die’s fake Justin Bieber-centric site Bieber or Die. Ha! Did you pull any good pranks yesterday? Did you have any pulled on you? I can only hope your girlfriend didn’t pull the infamous: “I think I might be pregnant!” joke. Trust me: That one sucks . April Fools Day – Holidays – prank – Funny or Die – Google

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Morning Hangover: April 2

Scenes from the Tea Parties in Nevada and Florida

A compilation of some of the crazy things said by Sarah Palin & Co. at this past weekend's rallies. This is not an April Fools Day joke. Watch

April Fools Pranks Online: Google April Fool Updates: Topeka Kansas vs Google Name

April Fools Pranks Online: Google April Fool Updates: Topeka Kansas vs Google Name  – Well I guess some of you now are much aware of whats happening and the latest buzz about the Topeka in Google search engine. And yes, indeed that the biggest search engine in the world change its name into Topeka, thus making most of the online users now confused of whats happening around the internet surface now. And still in connection with the April Fools Day, it seems that Google participated so much with this traditions and celebration that is why they have made their own “Google April Fool” or should I say “April Fools Pranks Online” made by Google. And for everyone’s information, Google said the move was inspired by a Kansas town which in March changed its name to that of the Internet giant as part of a US bidding process to be the test hub for the company’s experimental super-fast broadband network. On the other hand, through its official announcement, Bill Bunten, Topeka Mayor announced that during one month, starting March 1 until March 31, the city will be called Google . Google full, Kansas – the capital city of fiber optics. Now, are you willing to celebrate the April Fools day with Google for this day. Well I must admit that I have learned an additional word today which might be included from now on in my historic list of vocabulary words in my brain. Have a nice day! April Fools Pranks Online: Google April Fool Updates: Topeka Kansas vs Google Name is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Lawyer: Jesse James Is Not a Nazi, Just Thinks Hitler’s Funny

If only that photo of Jesse James mid-heil salute had been released just one day later, then his lawyer could at least have attempted to pass it off as an April Fools’ Day prank gone…

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Topeka is Google? Google Changes Name to Topeka Kansas

Why does Google say Topeka? What does Topeka mean? What is Topeka? Where is Topeka? So many questions… and we have the answers. The quiet town of Topeka Kansas did something no one thought of before. They changed their name, temporarily, to “Google.” So anyone hailing from that town had an address of “Google, Kansas” for that short period of time. It was a great marketing trick to get that said little town of Topeka Kansas on the map, and not just Google Maps. It seems that their strategy is really paying off. The search giant, Google Inc. has changed their name to Topeka. Google is no longer Google. Googling someone is no longer an acceptable phrase. From now on, when you go online to search, you are Topeking. You go to Topeka. Here are some suggested ways of adapting and using this new language. Proper use of Topeka – “Before our blind date, I did a Topeka search on him.” Acceptable use of Topeka – “Before our blind date, I Topeka’ed him.” Questionable use of Topeka – “Before our blind date, I Topeka’d his ass.” Incorrect use of Topeka – “Before our blind date, I topeka’ed him with Alta Vista.” Of course, as cool as this all seems. It’s just an April Fools Day prank from Google Topeka. Happy April Fools Day! You can find more cool April Fools jokes online! Google Changes Name to Topeka Kansas Topeka is Google? Google Changes Name to Topeka Kansas is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

April Fools Prank Online: Topeka is Google April Fools

If you are in the US and you are wondering why Google changed its logo to a certain word named “Topeka”, then you are fooled. LOL. Topeka is today’s April Fools Prank Online by the search engine giant Google. Google used this word “Topeka” to give honor to what the real “Topeka” did for them. Accordingly, Topeka is a name of a town in Kansas. In an effort to win the bid for Google’s broadband network service, If you don’t know, Topeka Mayor Bill Bunten issued a proclamation last month to temporarily change their town’s name from Topeka to Google Kansas. Well, this move by residents of Topeka is honored by Google and they are just returning the favor that’s why they changed their company name to Topeka. However, if you are asking if Google is really changing its name, the answer to that is a big NO. Google is not changing its name permanently to Topeka. It was just a temporary change. It will go back to its original “Google” name after April Fools Day. Because of that fact, you cannot use the word “Topekaing” vis a vis the word “Googling” when you are using Google’s search engine. April Fools Prank Online: Topeka is Google April Fools is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Topeka Kansas: April Fools Pranks Online: Google April Fool: Google Topeka

Topeka Kansas: April Fools Pranks Online: Google April Fool: Google Topeka – Well I guess some of you now are much aware of whats happening and the latest buzz about the Topeka in Google search engine. And yes, indeed that the biggest search engine in the world change its name into Topeka, thus making most of the online users now confused of whats happening around the internet surface now. And still in connection with the April Fools Day, it seems that Google participated so much with this traditions and celebration that is why they have made their own “Google April Fool” or should I say “April Fools Pranks Online” made by Google. And for everyone’s information, Google said the move was inspired by a Kansas town which in March changed its name to that of the Internet giant as part of a US bidding process to be the test hub for the company’s experimental super-fast broadband network. Apparently, through its official announcement, Bill Bunten, Topeka Mayor announced that during one month, starting March 1 until March 31, the city will be called Google . Google full, Kansas – the capital city of fiber optics. So this is the big questions now, are you willing to celebrate the April Fools day with Google for this day? Well I must admit that I have learned an additional word today which might be included from now on in my historic list of vocabulary words in my brain. Have a nice day! Topeka Kansas: April Fools Pranks Online: Google April Fool: Google Topeka is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

We Did It!

Happy April from the Mayor of Newark. I'm pretty sure this isn't an April Fools Day joke. The Best Links: Newark records first homicide-free month in more than 40 years via inothernews View

The Lamest April Fools Pranks

CULTURE BUZZ : Let's be truthful here for a minute, fools. April Fools pranks are sometimes funny! But mostly they're just awful. What is the lamest April Fools prank you've heard of? Add yours in the comments, and we'll see if we can crown a winner. Read