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Arianny Celeste in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Arianny Celeste is the stripper with a stripper name who still sometimes strips for the stripper fix….and justify her fake tits…or keep talking about her…because when you look like this, you need that male attention to validate you… Today, she’s done it in the form of a cheesy instagram style photoshoot… Her real name is Penelope Lòpez Marquez, she’s 30, she lives in VEGAS, and she is the UFC Hired tits…famous because UFC is Huge….and we can assume she’s used to divert from the homosexual nature of the sport…. Having tits to look at to help the fans who get boners from the fighting gets more PAY PER VIEW subscriptions….because no one wants to be the fag at the high testosterone party that always ends in wrestling after watching the fight…except for the fag who has jock rape fantasies…but you know what I mean…and that is that the older Arianny Celeste gets the more tranny she looks.. Seriously, walk around a bar that showed the fight after the fight and grown men are so pumped and annoying, you know a gang rape is gonna go down… Not that it matters, what matters is Arianny Celeste….still living…and by living I mean escorting.. The post Arianny Celeste in Some Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arianny Celeste Does FHM Good

In case you forgot to renew your subscription to FHM Philippines , not to worry, I’ve got you covered. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this shoot that Arianny Celeste did for their August issue. It’s pictures like this that help Arianny keep her #1 ranking as my favorite UFC hottie of all-time. I know people are talking about how Ronda Rousey is unbeatable after this weekend, but when it comes to the top ring girls, Arianny continues to obliterate the competition too. Just wow. » view all 14 photos

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Arianny Celeste’s Cleavage For Cinco de Mayo

With practically every hottie in Hollywood at  the Met Gala yesterday, I almost forgot it was Cinco de Mayo. So to make up for it, here’s my #1 favorite ring girl Arianny Celeste hosting something called Sexy De Mayo Dos in Las Vegas. And I don’t know how you guys celebrated yesterday, but no matter how many Coronas you had, I guarantee your Cinco de Mayo wasn’t anywhere near as good as the lucky bastards who got to party with Arianny and those epic funbags. Oh well. There’s always next year. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste in Bikinis of the Day

Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are what make the UFC less gay to be a massive fan of. You know throw in some stripper looking girls so that dudes feel better about half naked men grinding each other.. Which along with the UFC, is also the premise of most gay porn. These girls are not quite pornstars, despite looking like pornstars, and probably masturbated to as much as pornstars…and they are in bikinis in Vegas…where they belong.

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Arianny Celeste Busts Out At Maxim Hot 100

Here’s Arianny Celeste at the Maxim Hot 100 Celebration looking as smoking hot as ever and reminding me why she’s still my undisputed all-time favorite ring girl. There’s been a lot of promising challengers for the title over the years, but I’m sorry, nobody’s touching Arianny and those glorious funbags of hers. No, really, I even asked nicely and explained what a big fan I was and everything. Oh well. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Bryana Holly And Arianny Celeste Make A Great Pair

I’m not sure what good deeds I did to deserve this awesome bikini team-up between UFC hottie Arianny Celeste and Instagram hottie Bryana Holly , but whatever it is, I want to figure it out so I can keep doing it. Because the only thing better than one gorgeous model in a bikini is two of them, although I will say this photoshoot could’ve been even better if Arianny had convinced her fellow ring girl Brittney Palmer to join them. Same goes if they shot it in my mom’s basement instead of at the beach, but maybe that’s just a personal preference.

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Farrah Abraham’s Funbags Can’t Save Face

The only reason why I am doing this post on Farrah Abraham hosting the Gentlemen’s Club Expo Kick Off Party is not because she’s facially challenged, but because of those ridiculous funbags. You know, I’m pretty sure if she made those monstrosities a little bigger, they would definitely help her overall appearance since they’re not big enough to cover her ugly mug.

Arianny Celeste Does Short Shorts

There’s few things I like more than seeing Arianny Celeste in short shorts. Well, other than Arianny in a bikini. Or maybe Arianny in a handbra. Or actually, those personalized selfies I keep asking for. Anyway, until then though, this photoshoot will have to do. So enjoy these shots of the UFC’s hottest ring girl while I keep working on the rest of my wish list.

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Emily Ratajkowski for Galore of the Day

Her name may scream Communist Red….and she may be drinking Mexican and British Beer…and her ass may not look as firm and amazing as you’d want it to be in this Americana themed fur filled shoot, but Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatatkowski is no cow, as her name would suggest, but instead a lovely, well built woman, who I think is going places….a girl I would sing love songs outside her window, if only she sent me her address…a girl who I’d start a fan club for, if I wasn’t so busy liking other girls better, but still appreciating what she has to offer…She’s sweet, she’s hot, she’s the future…and I want to campaign to get her in SI Swimsuit, something I am sure will happen….

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Arianny Celeste Bikinis for the Fourth of July of the Day

Arianny Celeste is in a bikini… It seems like all this bitch does is hangs out in her bikini…because all she does is hang out in a bikini. In fact it is her job…and I guess that means she’s officially made it. You know since she doesn’t have to suck dick on camera to make it happen, she can keep that shit private and pretend to keep her dignity even though she’s clearly a whore… Not that I am complaining, I figure any girl who has to be in a bikini realizes she’s got it made…and does everything in her power to stay hot for that bikini otherwise she’ll be replaced with the 1000000s of younger and hotter girls who want to get paid to be in bikinis…so despite finding this Arianny Celeste, boring, uninteresting, an enemy of the site for trying to sue me for posting nude pics of her cuz she was nude on a Balcony in Miami intentionally, I’ll still stare. I keep my emotions out of my creeping’ on.

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