Here’s your latest pants-melting update from the wide world of men’s mags: apparently UNO Magazine out of The Philippines put everybody’s #1 favorite UFC hottie Arianny Celeste on the cover of their Travel Issue. And after checking it out, I think I’ve finally decided where I want to take my summer vacation this year: wherever the hell Arianny is. I mean, just look at that picture-perfect scenery… Yow!
I was gonna say that it seems a little early for Arianny Celeste to be putting out a 2016 calendar, considering it’s still only July. But then I saw the pictures, and you know what? I take it all back. Because they’re so hot, I’m going to want to spend a whole lot more than 12 months staring at these. So we might as well get started now. Enjoy.
Here’s a little Arianny Celeste in a bikini for some campaign to subsidize her income, by a brand that I assume is interested in reaching the trashiest of women, because who else would turn to a UFC chick for guidance in what bikini to wear, especially when that UFC model, who is there to make the UFC seem less homo, is a Vegas hooker, or as close to a Vegas hooker as a girl can be, and Vegas is land locked…but I guess have their silly pool parties… I guess, what I am trying to say is despite being old, her career being irrelevant, she’s a ring girl for the UFC, which has a huge audience but is still just a stripper who gave the right dude a lap dance when UFC was being conceived and recruiting the Arab investment that created the empire…you know in there since the start…but where can she go from here..rich husband? Worked out well for her partner Brittany..right… I guess what I am trying to say is she’s got a good body, because fitness is all she needs to keep what she has alive…and fitness leads to good asses…and Vegas hooker or not…I like Vegas hookers… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Arianny Celeste Vegas Hooker in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a little Arianny Celeste in a bikini for some campaign to subsidize her income, by a brand that I assume is interested in reaching the trashiest of women, because who else would turn to a UFC chick for guidance in what bikini to wear, especially when that UFC model, who is there to make the UFC seem less homo, is a Vegas hooker, or as close to a Vegas hooker as a girl can be, and Vegas is land locked…but I guess have their silly pool parties… I guess, what I am trying to say is despite being old, her career being irrelevant, she’s a ring girl for the UFC, which has a huge audience but is still just a stripper who gave the right dude a lap dance when UFC was being conceived and recruiting the Arab investment that created the empire…you know in there since the start…but where can she go from here..rich husband? Worked out well for her partner Brittany..right… I guess what I am trying to say is she’s got a good body, because fitness is all she needs to keep what she has alive…and fitness leads to good asses…and Vegas hooker or not…I like Vegas hookers… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Arianny Celeste Vegas Hooker in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Thanks to killer photoshoots like this, Arianny Celeste has been my #1 favorite Octagon Girl for a while now. But after this latest set of bikini pictures, I’m starting to think that maybe it’s time Arianny left the UFC and moved on to bigger and better gigs. You know, like filming a sex tape with a certain moderately famous blogger. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke. » view all 22 photos
Thanks to killer photoshoots like this, Arianny Celeste has been my #1 favorite Octagon Girl for a while now. But after this latest set of bikini pictures, I’m starting to think that maybe it’s time Arianny left the UFC and moved on to bigger and better gigs. You know, like filming a sex tape with a certain moderately famous blogger. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke. » view all 22 photos
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I’m always on the lookout for new hot models to post, and Robin Holzken here definitely qualifies thanks to this killer bikini shoot she did for Beach Bunny. And actually, she really reminds me of another hottie, I just can’t seem to remember who. Of course, I also can’t seem to remember how to open my mouth without drooling or where I put my pants, but I’m sure it’ll all come back to me eventually. Stay tuned. » view all 16 photos Continue reading →