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Ronda Rousey Is Not Hot. Please Don’t Beat Me Up!

OK, so normally I try not to badmouth chicks who could beat me up without breaking a nail, but I’m not gonna lie, I just don’t think Ronda Rousey is all that hot. I mean, here she is on her way into Jimmy Kimmel and the girl looks like a linebacker. So if that’s your thing, go ahead and enjoy, but personally, if I’m looking for a UFC hottie, I’ll take Arianny Celeste or Brittney Palmer  instead. They’re the real knockouts as far as I’m concerned. Just please don’t tell Ronda I said that… I like having all my teeth. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Brittney Palmer Will Blow Your Pants Off

I guess Brittney Palmer must’ve heard me call her only my second-favorite UFC hottie, because this latest photoshoot of hers is hot enough to bump her all the way up to #1 past Arianny Celeste . Well, that and assuming the busty blonde finally agrees to take me motorboating. What? Unlike the UFC, my rankings can totally be rigged. I’m a blogger, remember? We can be bought with a bag of Cheetos. Although I prefer motorboating, just FYI. …Or Fritos. » view all 12 photos

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Skin Links 5.15.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest skin approved stories from around the web! Cashback star Hayley-Marie Coppin does a topless ode to bondage ( egotastic.com ) The posters for Gaspar Noe’s latest film are very explicit ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Padma Lakshmi puts on one hell of a cleavage show ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Check out Tessa Fowler’s huge, shiny boobs ( boobieblog.com ) Charli XCX visits a radio station in a see-thru dress ( thenipslip.com ) Redheads have more fun, especially when you can see their nipple ( doubleviking.com ) Arianny Celeste looks better in a hand bra than a real bra ( steakwood.com ) Bo Derek admits to objectifying herself in the 80s ( fleshbot.com )

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Skin Links 3.20.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Hardees Super Bowl girl Charlotte McKinney racks out at the beach ( egotastic.com ) Paulina is our newest Canadian obsession ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Micaela Schaefer gets kinky in Berlin ( hollywoodtuna.com ) British reality star Jess Impiazzi flashes the paparazzi ( boobieblog.com ) Somebody can’t read ( doubleviking.com ) Kate Moss returns to her topless modeling roots ( thenipslip.com ) UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste poses for Playboy ( steakwood.com ) I’ve been locked on to your heart shaped nipples for a week ( fleshbot.com )

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Arianny Celeste’s Sexy “Day in the Life of” Photoshoot

In case you’ve ever wanted to see what Arianny Celeste gets up to when she’s not busy working for the UFC as one of the greatest ring girls of all-time, this “Day in the Life of” photoshoot is for you. I don’t know about you guys though, but I’m a little disappointed that they didn’t spend more time with her in the gym. Because those workout pictures are pretty inspiring. I’m already working up a sweat.

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Arianny Celeste for Gregorio Photo of the Day

I don’t know if this is Arianny Celeste of UFC fame, or if this is some botox, implant, lip injection, hooker from Los Angeles looking for a daddy to buy her cheesy designer clothes – living the stripper dreams…because all these cheesy fake tit girls look the fucking same. She’s old, she’s weathered despite the attempts to fill and work out through it…Her ass looks like shit…but you don’t care – you just need her in the UFC ring to justify the boner you have from watching naked men roll around with each other in some homo death match… These pics are shot by the illustrious Gregorio Photo

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Jessie J’s Booty Puts On A Show

I guess Jessie J hasn’t been liking all the attention I’ve been giving to Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora lately, because here’s the British pop star putting on one hell of a performance in London to remind us all that her booty can put on a pretty good show too. I’m still not convinced it’s enough to put Jessie in the Top 5 booties in the music business, but I’m willing to accept front row seats to her next concert and/or a private show in my mom’s basement before I make my final decision. » view all 32 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Arianny Celeste And Brittany Palmer Are Busty Knockouts

So I’m guessing that there must’ve been some kind of big UFC fight over the weekend, because we’ve got pictures of my two favorite ring girls  Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer today, and last I checked, it wasn’t my birthday. Mostly because if it was, these two would be leg wrestling for the right to date me instead of politely posing together. Anyway, since I don’t want to start a fight or anything, I’ll just say that both these busty hotties are looking seriously good. And that I’d be more than happy to compromise and make it a triple date. Call me. » view all 32 photos Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet

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Brittney Palmer Works It For Fitness Gurls

Here’s everyone’s 2nd favorite UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer in a sexy photoshoot for Fitness Gurls Mgaazine. Personally, I find her to be hotter than Arianny Celeste, but to be honest they look almost identical. I guess they both visited the same plastic surgeon. Anyway, enjoy. *Check out more @ Fitness Gurls                 Continue reading

Brittney Palmer Didn’t Read The Memo

I guess Brittney Palmer didn’t read the memo properly, because for some weird reason, she got in a bikini for the big UFC pool party (which is good). But then she went and covered it up (not good). It’s like she doesn’t even want to be drooled over by a bunch of perverts on the Internet or something. Like I said, weird. Anyway, all I know is, she’s never going to take over Arianny Celeste ‘s title as the Tuna’s favorite ring girl of all-time with sloppy mental mistakes like this. So here’s hoping Brittney steps her game back up next time. For all our sakes. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com

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