According to my sources, Coachella started up again over the weekend, which is pretty exciting stuff. Not because I’m into the lineup of acts who were performing or anything. But I’m very into the lineup of hot nobodies going there to get photographed by the paps. For instance, here’s Ariel Winter showing off some serious underboob and bikini action, and getting a standing ovation from me and the Little Tuna. Encore!
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Ariel Winter Sl%ts Up Coachella With Some Underboob
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According to my sources, Ariel Winter got invited on Conan last night, which means she’s officially at least a B-list celeb now. And I take full credit, obviously. See, before I started doing regular posts on her, she was just another sitcom kid/wannabe putting up booty pictures on Instagram. Now? She’s talk show famous. Anyway, I’m looking forward to my thank you card. Preferably in the form of a bikini and/or lingerie selfie, please. Continue reading
Candice Swanepoel is back, maternity leave is over, her starvation is still on but has paid off, after that whole birthing thing. She’s had her stomach dealt with in Miami so that the loose skin is gone, the tit sag that 90 percent of moms get gone, thanks to small implants, her face Botoxed cuz she’s pushing 30 and that’s what these girls need…and most importantly her vagina sewn up so that when she straddles chairs it doesn’t make her scream…in pain..not in orgasms… I don’t know, moms who go back to modeling always freak me out. I mean sure she looks good – but it’s gross. Go back to being a mom not a topless slut on a chair trying to get media to land a rich husband…you’re past that…. I mean I always thought abortions were invtented to prevent this kind of thing, but here these girls are going and breeding….soon 80 percent of the Victoria’s Secret Roster – and Irina Shayk…will be fucking moms…not actually fucking moms…but moms….FUCK… Their campaigns will be comparing SPANX and complaining about their husbands while sitting around Starbucks after Yoga class…. I NEED YOUNG BLOOD…but good ass shot girl…casual mom behavior you know… The post Candice Swanepoel Bringing Back the Sex Appeal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Candice Swanepoel Bringing Back the Sex Appeal of the Day
Ariel Winter’s got cellulite on the front of her leg, that’s just how dumpy she is. But it’s nice to see her mooch boyfriend walk around with her, proud to be with her, because she’s famous and it’s good brand association, even though she looks like a dumpy fucking troll, pulling some FAT girl Body Positive – don’t body shame – bully – because all lives matter in this flimsy society of wimps..even fat girl lives…which goes against all of our core beliefs as humans…. She’s still 18 or 19 and young enough to not be unfuckable, but then again very little is unfuckable, the age counts for A LOT…but she will melt into the slop she looks like she already is…some JABBA the hut shit…and there will still be dudes willing to get in on that because they are weird perverts and she’s rich… It amazes me that people find her hot. That’s all I have to say about that. The post Ariel Winter’s Terrible Ass in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Ariel Winter’s Terrible Ass in Shorts of the Day
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There’s not a whole lot you can count on in this world, but you can count on two things: 1) Ariel Winter is going to keep showing off her baby fat T&A on social media, and 2) I’m going to keep doing posts on it. Looks like neither of us can seem to help ourselves. But luckily, I have a feeling you perverts don’t mind. Continue reading
America is funny, at least in how they use models, they either love girls who starve themselves…and who after their Victoria’s Secret fashion show post pics of them eating burgers because they haven’t eaten in weeks….like that’s a good thing….or girls who are 300 pounds….so either you’re too fat to be skinny, or not fat enough, but normal healthy chicks are shit…weird but I guess America is weird…you’re president is some kind of Circus freak… That said, Martha Hunt, and her weird hip to waist ratio that makes me think she’s not supposed to be this skinny, but she’s getting paid to be this skinny, and girls will do whatever they can to get that money…especially when you’re the last american model…that isn’t plus sized…but she is in a bikini and that works for me…because I like whatever Taylor Swift, her handler is allowing to go on here…showing her athleticism with some bikini good times. The post Martha Hunt’s Weird Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Martha Hunt’s Weird Body in a Bikini of the Day
Ariel Winter is likely a very fucked up human thanks to being sold off by her parents at a young age, to be put on screen in Hollywood on a massive TV show at a young age. Forced to work with hookers like Sofia Vergara – where she learned the importance of tits and how tits can take you out of a third world country and bring you and your child to America…to live the American dream….which is probably why Ariel Winter got her tits fully rebuilt….but what no one told her in their coddling, is that fat is gross, and fat at 18 isn’t overly digusting because the skin is still tight…but fat at 18 will become obese from 30 so maybe you should be quitting drinking you little mexican looking bitch… But she’s teaching us a very important thing, and that is if you’re fat and sloppy at 18 and likely real fat and sloppy by 25, you will still be able to find love or find someone to kiss you under the fireworks..because bitch is rich and famous and MOOCHES fucking love that…..romance…because not all mooch relationships are women mooching on rich men…it’s a two way street and these child stars are the easiest targets… We can all agree – this would be better as a throat fucking video – you know real romance…but whatever… The post Ariel Winter’s Big Romantic Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Here is our favorite chubby Modern Family cast member Ariel Winter working her Instagram and acting like a grown up smoking a cigar. I find it kinda sexy that she is somewhat delusional when it comes to her hotness. Sure she is cute and I like that she has no problems showing off her baby fat, but any bigger than this, it will no longer be baby fat. It will be just plain fat. A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Mar 15, 2017 at 9:34pm PDT Continue reading
Porky Ariel Winter took a picture of herself sucking the fuck in at 2 in the morning and tagged it FRIDAY – because the internet is a fucking lie and not only do these people post pre-shot selfies, they also photoshop the fuck out of the photos, and they also know how to pose on their tippy toes, holding their arm out, and pushing their stomach in to give a waist to hip ratio….all in a very spandex shirt that is tight as fuck to suck in all the disgusting….but apparently..there’s a thigh gap… That said, people like jerking off to her and her big rebuilt tits…and seeing her in an outfit that you wouldn’t want to wear to Junior High in case you get your period….something this one probably got at 7 thanks to the trauma of being sold off by your parents…is hardly exciting – but I’ll post it because she’s current, she’s trendy and thus I am for covering her every move as she makes the transition from sitcom child star to social media star… The post Suck it in Ariel Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Suck it in Ariel Winter of the Day
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