This is just nasty. Here’s a real shi**y reason to get locked up. Via NYDailyNews reports : Ronald Strong left such a mess in a federal courthouse’s bathroom — with feces smeared on the floor and up the wall — that a judge locked him up for one week as punishment. Salon reports that Strong arrived at court for an unrelated civil case when, as he was being screened by security, poop started leaking out of his clothes. The 50-year-old, who had a heart condition requiring medication that could have affected his bowel control, was escorted to the restroom. He took his clothes off, tried to clean himself up and then got redressed. He attended his hearing and left the building. But 15 minutes later a cop entered the room. The cleaning lady tasked with dealing with the scene later claimed that “75 percent of the floor was covered in feces” which was “smeared more than 2 feet up on the walls.” It was “on the paper towel and toilet paper dispensers, on the toilet paper itself, and on part of the toilet seat and the left side of the toilet bowl,” she added. Strong was hauled back into court and sentenced for willfully damaging and creating a hazard and nuisance in the federal courthouse in Portland. Salon adds that a graphic 57-page court document included pictures and “vivid comparisons to spaghetti with meat sauce and chunky peanut butter.” Strong had his appeal of the conviction thrown out by the 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals last week. It is not known whether he will appeal in front of the Supreme Court. Yuck. That was way too descriptive!!! Shutterstock
Man Throws Bleach On Cab Driver To Avoid Paying Fare An Illinois man is currently behing held behind bars on $125,000 bail after doing what had to have been the dumbest thing he’s ever done in life to date. via Huffington Post A Chicago-area man was arrested Friday after he allegedly threw bleach on a cab driver and refused to pay his $175 fare. Oliver Dickens, 18, of Carpentersville, Ill., reportedly hired the cab driver in suburban Elgin to drive him to Chicago’s South Shore neighborhood and gave his ID to the driver as collateral, the Chicago Tribune reports. When the driver arrived at Dickens’ destination, Dickens was reportedly upset about the trip’s $175 cost and threw bleach in the driver’s face before stealing the driver’s tablet and fleeing the scene. The driver sustained minor injuries but was not hospitalized. The Chicago Sun-Times reports Dickens was charged with aggravated battery, criminal damage to property and theft of labor. He was ordered held in lieu of $125,000 bail on Saturday. Really?? ALL of that just because you couldn’t pay the cab fare? They might need to leave this fool right where he’s sitting for a little while so he can re-evaluate somethings and get his mind right, because clearly it’s far from that point at present. SMH. Shutterstock
Man Throws Bleach On Cab Driver To Avoid Paying Fare An Illinois man is currently behing held behind bars on $125,000 bail after doing what had to have been the dumbest thing he’s ever done in life to date. via Huffington Post A Chicago-area man was arrested Friday after he allegedly threw bleach on a cab driver and refused to pay his $175 fare. Oliver Dickens, 18, of Carpentersville, Ill., reportedly hired the cab driver in suburban Elgin to drive him to Chicago’s South Shore neighborhood and gave his ID to the driver as collateral, the Chicago Tribune reports. When the driver arrived at Dickens’ destination, Dickens was reportedly upset about the trip’s $175 cost and threw bleach in the driver’s face before stealing the driver’s tablet and fleeing the scene. The driver sustained minor injuries but was not hospitalized. The Chicago Sun-Times reports Dickens was charged with aggravated battery, criminal damage to property and theft of labor. He was ordered held in lieu of $125,000 bail on Saturday. Really?? ALL of that just because you couldn’t pay the cab fare? They might need to leave this fool right where he’s sitting for a little while so he can re-evaluate somethings and get his mind right, because clearly it’s far from that point at present. SMH. Shutterstock
Bet her azz won’t phuck up again. Woman Ordered To Spend Christmas In Jail For The Next Five Years According to Mail Online An Ohio woman who ran a black market business providing illegal immigrants with IDs was sentenced to five years of parole yesterday – with the added condition that she spend at least three days in jail every Christmas. The sentence was handed down to 44-year-old Betina Young by Judge Michael Holbrook who has been giving out these unique holiday sentences – called ‘Holbrook holidays’ – since he was elected to his position in 2004. Judge Holbrook’s bailiff David Petikas told MailOnline that ‘Holbrook holidays’ give parolees an idea of what real prison time would be like, and who really suffers if they continue their life of crime. ‘It’s a reminder of who they are letting down and the toll it may take on your family during the holidays,’ Petikas said. However, Petikas also said that parolees are offered the opportunity to work hard to complete the conditions of their parole and can be off probation in as little as a year and a half. Young pled guilty in May on five counts of tampering with records. In addition to probation and Holbrook Holidays, Young will have to pay a $3,000 fine. If she skips out on any of her holidays in jail, she will have to spend 15 years in prison. 15 years in prison if she misses a holiday? That does sound a little harsh and this holiday punishment sounds like some corrupt isht. Either send someone to prison or let them free. This judge probably got his law degree in Florida.
WTF?!?! Seattle Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Woman Twice During A Church Service Via KIRO Seattle police arrested a local man for sexually assaulting a woman at the St. Spiridon Russian Orthodox Cathedral Sunday after they say he twice assaulted a woman in the pews during the service. Police arrested 37-year-old Aaron Little around 9:30 Sunday morning. The rector of the church, Father Yuri Maev, told KIRO 7 that Little lifted the skirt of a 25-year-old woman sitting in front of him when the parishoners stood up during the service. She had no idea it happened, but her relatives saw it and two of them hauled Little outside. But police say, Little went right back in thru a side door and sat down next to the same woman before her relatives got back. Then police say he lifted her skirt and groped her. This time her relatives took him outside and called police. Father Maev says Little first showed up last Sunday asking to sleep in the church. He suggested a shelter, but Little refused to leave so they called police to have him removed. Surprisingly, he said Little’s assault was hardly noticed because the woman’s relatives quickly and quietly hustled him out of the church. Little is a registered sex offender with a 2002 conviction for sexual assault in California. He’s in the King County jail now without bond. Ohhhhhh there is a special, SPECIAL place in Hell awaiting this guy. Sex assault is disgusting anywhere, but IN CHURCH?! Sweet baby Jesus… Image via Shutterstock
Kris , Kanye has issues. Kris Jenner Defends Kanye’s Attack At LAX Kanye is one of those dudes you got to walk on eggshells around. Kris didn’t drink the Kool-Aid. She just knows if she slips up and says the wrong thing, Kanye And Lamar will chin check her. According to TMZ Kanye West must have spiked the Kool-Aid that Kris Jenner drank, because only a drunk lady would concoct such a ridiculous justification for Kanye West’s violent outburst at LAX last week. Kris appeared on “The Talk” Thursday and urged people not to come down on Kim Kardashian’s baby daddy for breaking our camera — after our photog dared to speak and compliment the rapper. Kris feels like it’s important to know what happened in the 15 minutes before the attack. As far as our camera guy goes … the answer is nothing. Beyond that, she’s kidding, right? View Kris defending Kanye and Kanye’s attack at LAX here. Careful Kris. Kanye is watching…wouldn’t want you to have an accident. Splash News
This is wrong. Newlywed Couple Arrested For Having Sex In Public According to Mail Online A newlywed couple was so eager to consummate their marriage on Tuesday that they snuck away from their friends and family at the public park where they wedded and did the deed behind a nearby tree. But their risky romp swiftly ended when a police officer arrived and arrested the bride, Miaya Smith, 31, and her groom, Saint Ramirez Jr., 23. They both pleaded guilty to public indecency Wednesday and now will spend the first 30 days of their marriage behind bars. The officer stated in the arrest report that he was alerted to the tryst by three teenagers, who pointed him to a pine tree about 10 yards from a playground in Gering, Nebraska’s Oregon Trail Park and squeeled, ‘They’re having sex!’ It was around 8 p.m., but the officer noted that it was still daylight and a number of children were playing in the area. Swimmers at a nearby pool were also in plain view of the romp, he stated. The officer spotted the gyrating couple under a pine tree and drove toward them in his patrol car, then parked three feet from them. He noted that the couple ignored his presence and kept going at it. ‘Miaya had her pants off and her buttocks exposed [and she] was moving in an up-and-down motion on Saint,’ the police report reads, noting that Saint’s pants were around his ankles. The officer ordered them to stop having sex twice before they finally separated. As he directed them to get dressed, the couple laughed and told the officer they were having sex because they had just wedded. The bride also revealed that her 5-year-old daughter was nearby with family and friends. She said the girl could be left in the care of a friend while she was hancuffed and taken to jail with her new husband. The couple’s wedding ceremony, which was held at the Oregon Trail Park just before their arrest, was videotaped and posted to Facebook Tuesday evening. It appeared that about two dozen friends and family had attended. The officer had to ask twice… must have been some good peen. They had enough money for a wedding, but not a hotel room? Priorities…priorities.
You big dummy. Mother Steals From The IRS According to Mail Online A mother of three, who taunted authorities to catch her as she stole about $20 million from the IRS, has been jailed for 21 years. Rashia Wilson, who pleaded guilty to wire fraud and aggravated identity theft earlier this year, admitted to stealing more than $3 million but the figure is believed to be much higher. Tampa police were first alerted to the fraud in 2010 when they noticed a drop in drug dealing in the area. As Wilson, who became known as the ‘First Lady of tax fraud’ was sentenced on Tuesday, she was denied the chance to hug her three children, aged between 2 and 12, good-bye, according to the Tampa Bay Times. ‘She knew what she was doing was wrong. She reveled in the fact that it was wrong,’ U.S. District Judge James. S. Moody Jr. said. The 27-year-old, who also pleaded guilty to being a felon in possession of a firearm, had boasted on Facebook that she was untouchable. ‘I’m Rashia, the queen of IRS tax fraud,’ the post stated. ‘I’m a millionaire for the record, so if U think indicting me will B easy it won’t, I promise you! U need more than black and white to hold me down N that’s to da rat who went N told, as if 1st lady don’t have da TPD under her spell. I run Tampa right now.’ A psychologist brought in to testify for the defense argued the Facebook post was a sign of Wilson’s bi-polar disorder, which made her liable to brag. When will people learn to not brag about their illegal activities on these social-networking sites. Ignorance stays winning. Continue reading →
You big dummy. Mother Steals From The IRS According to Mail Online A mother of three, who taunted authorities to catch her as she stole about $20 million from the IRS, has been jailed for 21 years. Rashia Wilson, who pleaded guilty to wire fraud and aggravated identity theft earlier this year, admitted to stealing more than $3 million but the figure is believed to be much higher. Tampa police were first alerted to the fraud in 2010 when they noticed a drop in drug dealing in the area. As Wilson, who became known as the ‘First Lady of tax fraud’ was sentenced on Tuesday, she was denied the chance to hug her three children, aged between 2 and 12, good-bye, according to the Tampa Bay Times. ‘She knew what she was doing was wrong. She reveled in the fact that it was wrong,’ U.S. District Judge James. S. Moody Jr. said. The 27-year-old, who also pleaded guilty to being a felon in possession of a firearm, had boasted on Facebook that she was untouchable. ‘I’m Rashia, the queen of IRS tax fraud,’ the post stated. ‘I’m a millionaire for the record, so if U think indicting me will B easy it won’t, I promise you! U need more than black and white to hold me down N that’s to da rat who went N told, as if 1st lady don’t have da TPD under her spell. I run Tampa right now.’ A psychologist brought in to testify for the defense argued the Facebook post was a sign of Wilson’s bi-polar disorder, which made her liable to brag. When will people learn to not brag about their illegal activities on these social-networking sites. Ignorance stays winning. Continue reading →