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Jayde Nicole Is Giving Me The Drunk Eye

I may be an out of touch celebrity blogger, but I think something’s going on with these pictures of Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole , I don’t know what it is, but she just doesn’t look right. She looks drunk or high or something. Not that I’m complaining, I actually prefer my women hot drunk or high, it says so in my eHarmony profile. Anyhow, who really cares, her boobs look great and that’s all that matters.

Kelly Brook’s Sexy Birthday Boobs

I think these are picture of Kelly Brook leaving her birthday party, but I can’t be sure because I wasn’t invited to the damn thing. I’ve done enough posts about her and have been singing her praises for years now that I think I at least deserve an invite. I wouldn’t actually go, I’d probably throw up a little in my when I met her because I’d be too nervous. It happens. Anyhow, she looks as hot as ever. Enjoy.

Cameron Diaz Secret Bikini Pictures

Here’s Cameron Diaz hanging out in her little bikini with that dude who plays for the Yankees , I don’t really care who she’s hanging out with, I’m just glad that she’s doing it in a bikini. I especially like that she doesn’t know we’re watching her, it makes me feel kinda dirty, like I’m watching her from a tree top. I know she’s getting up their in age, but looking at that ass you’d think she was an eighteen year old. Well done.

Kelly Brook Shows Us Her Camel Toe

I love Kelly Brook and I get that this is supposed to be funny, chicks talking about their lady parts should be, but I kind of find it a little repulsive. Don’t get me wrong, Kelly is hotter than a whore’s crotch, but I don’t need to hear her talking about fat camel toes. Gross. That’s like hearing your grandmother talk about erections. With a little editing, this video could be pretty damn hot. Related Articles: Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Kelly Brook In Daisy Dukes! Kelly Brook Is Pretty Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean

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Laura Vandervoort In Her Cute Little Undies

Here’s Laura Vandervoort hanging out in her undies for some sort of photoshoot. I don’t really have much else to say about it, she’s hot, I’d like to spend some quality time in the tub with her, but I don’t really think that’s going to happen any time soon. Not because she’s too good for me, but because I’ve been using my tub to make my own home made root beer so we’ll have to go to her place. Problem solved.

Katy Perry’s Classy Hipster Cleavage

As you probably all know by now, the American Music Awards were last night and all the music hotties showed up including Katy Perry and her lovely hipster boobs. Breasts are great in all shapes and forms, but dress them up in an expensive evening gown and they’re absolutely irresistible. I just want to shake them up and cover them in champagne, well maybe not champagne, but at least some sparkling wine or ginger ale or something. I don’t really want to spend much money on this. Call me.

Lindsay Lohan Just Gets Better And Better

This sober Lindsay Lohan just keeps getting hotter and hotter every time I see her, here she is look amazing while she sips on a Pepsi in a short little dress. Awesome, and I hate Pepsi . Anyhow, I hope to see more of this Lindsay Lohan in the future. By more I mean her fat boobies in a bikini or something along those lines. I’ll keep you posted.

YouTube – Explaining the left-right paradigm to a co worker!

http://globalpoliticalawakening.blogspot.com/2010/11/explaining-left-right-parad… Edward tries to explain to Brenda that the two major parties are controlled by the same corrupt special interests! Related Articles: False Dichotomy: Republican and Democrat Divide and Rule Related Video: Ron Paul “We Have Only One Party! And They Fight Over Power & Influence! Read More: http://globalpoliticalawakening.blogspot.com/2010/11/explaining-left-right-parad… added by: GLOBALPOLITICAL

Kristin Cavallari’s Tasty Little Cleavage

Here’s Kristin Cavallari looking hot at the premiere of some movie called Burlesque last night. Aren’t burlesque shows supposed to be sexy? I’m assuming this is going to be one of the worst considering Cher is in it. Geriatrics are not sexy Anyhow, I like the way Kristin’s little boobies are popping out of the top of her dress like two delicious muffin tops. I’d like to butter them up and devour them for breakfast. Delicious.

Amanda Seyfried Makes A Sexy Ginger

Here’s Amanda Seyfried on the set of some movie where she plays a hooker, at least I think she plays a hooker I’m basing my deduction solely on the fact that she’s dressed kind of like a prostitute. Although, I don’t know many street walkers who wear sweaters, but I’m no expert. Anyhow, I like the wig and I’m willing to pay extra if she brings along a Korean friend. Call me.