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Lindsay Lohan’s Sexy Sober Lips

Here’s a relatively clean and sober looking Lindsay Lohan out the other day going somewhere the courts probably ordered her to go doing something the courts probably ordered her to do. I still love her and I especially love those big BJ lips of hers I want to take them on a date. Hot. I’m not feeling the lumberjack shirt, but I bet there are some chicks out there who are absolutely loving it.

Anna Kournikova Is Just Too Damn Hot

Here’s the always amazing Anna Kournikova out over the weekend in a nice pair of camouflage tights and an even nicer tank top or t-shirt or whatever you want to call it. I’m sorry, I seem to be having a tough time concentrating this morning. I just can’t stop staring at those beautiful fleshy tennis balls of her. I’m up for a game, I’ve got some decent sneakers… Lots of traction.

Jessica-Jane Clement’s Breasts Are Loaded

I don’t know much about this Loaded chick calling herself Jessica-Jane Clement , but I know that there’s something about her that I really like. I like that she makes sure to display all of her secret cleavage in every single shot. Hot. Whatever, she’s a hot chick half naked and I know how much you guys like this kind of crap. Enjoy.

Sara Carbonero Is Too Damn Hot

I’m not sure if I have to tell you just how hot this Sara Carbonero woman is. Actually, some of you may not have any clue as to who the hell she is so bare with me. She’s some sort of sports reporter and or married to some soccer player…… Blah blah Blah… I’m in love with her, she’s got talents beyond the scopes of my fingers…

Britney Spears Takes Her Boobs For A Walk

I don’t really have a whole lot to say about these pictures of Britney Spears walking around the other day. I want to say that her shirt is a little see through, but I don’t really think that it is. I don’t know about you, but I can’t see anything. At least not anything good. Maybe I’m getting too old for this, I’m losing my touch when it comes to spotting nipples through a shirt. I probably just assume that whenever there are pictures of Britney out there, I should be able to see at least a little nipple. Not this time folks.

Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Do Oktoberfest

It seems that Kim Kardashian is still hanging out with that drag queen Liza Minelli impersonator while on her European vacation. This time the odd couple have found themselves in Germany just in time for Oktoberfest where I’m sure they’ll be stuffing themselves silly with giant sausages. What? That’s what they eat there no? Anyhow, nothing says Oktoberfest like some American reality TV lady douche dressed up in her traditional German outfit with her big old boobs hanging out. Enjoy.

Halle Berry In Her Tight See Through Dress

I don’t normally have a whole lot of pictures of Halle Berry on the site, I think once she got preggos that was the end of it, but today the outfit she chose to wear to some party left me absolutely no choice. I mean look at this thing, it’s amazing. Not only is it super tight in all the right places, but the brilliant designer also decided to throw in some nice see through patches just for good measure. Well done. I think I’m in love again. Enjoy.

Gemma Merna Has Loads Of Potential

I’m not quite sure who this Gemma Merna woman is, but there’s something about her that I really really like. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I’d certainly like to try. Actually, forget the finger, I’d like to put my face on it. Judging by her outfit I think she might be up for it, I’ll be sure to feature her on the site more often. Call me.

Kate Beckinsale Is Drop Dead Gorgeous

Mischa Barton’s Flat Booty Gets Angry

Here’s career nobody Mischa Barton storming off into a car with her ugly flat ass the other night. This thing looks like something you’d see at ladies day on the golf course. Gross. It’s funny because rumor has it that she stormed off because somebody said her butt was flat. Awesome. I’m just glad we didn’t get a shot of her rotten face .