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Kelly Brook’s Hotness Is Red Hot

Here are a few amazing shots of hottie Kelly Brook showing us exactly why her killer body has taken the American celebrity blogs by storm. The woman is just awesome. I don’t know where she is, but her voluptuous breast look like they’re a little chilly. My man hands are pretty warm from… errrr… typing, so I can definitely help her warm them up. Call me.

Blake Lively Is Pure Perfection

Here’s hottie Blake Lively at the premiere of her new movie The Town at Fenway Park the other night looking as hot as ever. The girl is just perfection, somebody should bottle whatever it is she’s got because I want to see more chicks like this. I’m sure there’s a mad scientist out there who would be happy to make a dozen or so clones of Blake. See you in eighteen years girls.

Heidi Montag’s Boobs Are Still In A Bikini

Earlier today I had some great pictures of Heidi Montag struggling to keep her massive fake boobs contained in her little bikini top, which was awesome, so I’m a little annoyed that she managed to sort it out by changing bikinis. Lame. I was hoping she’d just give up and go topless, but I guess I’m not that lucky. Anyhow, here she is pretending to surf in yet another bikini. I know these are all posed, but I like it when she’s half naked so I’m going to stare at her for a few hours.

Blake Lively’s Hotness In A Leather Skirt

Every time I see Blake Lively she just makes me fall in love with her even more, today is no exception. Here she is showing off her amazing hotness in a sweet blue leather skirt that reminds me of something hot leggy 80’s TV lawyer Christine Sullivan from Night Court would wear. There’s a threesome I would love to be a part of, teased blond hair and legs everywhere. Sign me up.

Kim Kardashian Appears To Be A Little Chilly

Here’s Kim Kardashian and a couple of her lovely friends walking around town showing us that fall is almost upon us. Because it’s getting chilly…. See where I’m going with this? I’ve got to get a couple of these things to keep outside my bedroom window to keep me up to date on the weather situation. So I know if I should bring a sweater vest or a scarf. Boobs!

Maria Menounos -The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards

I’ve been in love with Greek goddess Maria Menounos ever since I first laid eyes on that killer ass smile of hers years ago, so I like to feature her on the site every chance I get in the hopes that she’ll notice me and ask me to marry her and move to the suburbs. Here she is at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards the other night flashing more than just a winning smile. Her little body is amazing, I want to touch it… With my mouth.

Megan Fox’s Hotness Heads North

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but this Megan Fox chick is pretty damn hot. You heard it here first folks. Obviously that crap was a huge understatement, she is an incredibly hot piece of ass meat lady and deserves. Here she is at the Toronto International Film Festival looking absolutely amazing, she’s making me wish I was in Toronto. How many times have you heard anyone say that? Stupid Canadians with their universal healthcare, delicious beer and now Megan Fox . more pictures of Megan Fox here

Anna Kournikova In A Bikini For Maxim

I know I already posted pictures of Anna Kournikova on the site today, but she was just playing tennis so it doesn’t really count. Besides, this time she’s wearing her little bikini so of course I’m all over it. Her body is pretty damn awesome, but you know what would look go on it?… This guy. Ha! Yes I did just make that lame joke.

Adriana Lima Because She’s Incredibly Hot

It’s funny but when I see pictures of AnnaLynne McCord blowing kisses to the camera it annoys the hell out of me, but when someone like Adriana Lima does is I get weak in the knees. Maybe it’s because she’s a supermodel or maybe it’s because she’s insanely frikin’ hot! Look at those eyes, I want to make love to them. I’m aware that’s an odd thing to say, and more than a little disturbing, but I’m keeping it because I want to spend more time looking at these pictures than writing this crap. Enjoy.

Britney Spears’ Boobs Need Our Help

I don’t normally like to interfere in other people’s business, but Britney Spears ‘ boobs just don’t look as happy as they did when they were in their bikini on vacation in Hawaii. They look trapped in this top, struggling to breathe and having an all around bad day. Does the Red Cross cover this kind of thing or did all my cash go to Pakistan?