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Holly Madison Shows Off Her Playboy Booty

Here’s Holly Madison at yet another event that nobody gives a crap about giving us a rare look at her Playboy booty. We see her big old cleavage so often that I think we over look her behind, which is a shame because I like a good ass as much as the next pervert. Anyhow, I think I’ve seen enough, time to get back to what she does best, stand there and show us her boobs. Good job.

Blake Lively Just Gets Better An Better

I’m already in love with Blake Lively so I don’t know why she felt she had to show me just how amazing her ass is, I already knew it. I’m not complaining, one of my favorite things in life is to watch hot chicks in tight dresses walk up stairs so this is heaven for me. Obviously she’s just doing it on purpose to tease me because she knows “society” says we can never be together. In case you were wondering, by “society” I mean the restraining order she has against me.

Holly Madison’s Sweet Twitter Bikini Pictures

Here is yet another example of why Twitter is awesome. I did nothing today to deserve this and yet when I signed on to the Twitter , just sitting there for me to enjoy was this picture of Playboy’s Holly Madison hanging out in her bikini. What did I do to deserve this? The answer is pretty simple… Nothing. And that’s why I thought I would share the wealth with you pervs. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba’s Top Is Almost Invisible

It’s not often I get pictures of Jessica Alba wearing a see through top so when it happens I want to jump all over it. No really, I want to jump all over that thing. Not in a creepy assault kind of way, in a very romantic dry hump kind of way. Anyhow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a shirt this see through, it’s almost invisible. Some Frenchman somewhere could use that thing to make a fine cheese.

Jayde Nicole Needs To Trash It Up A Little

I’m a little disappointed in Jayde Nicole , she’s a Playboy chick, she’s supposed to be walking around in tight slutty outfits that hug her boobs like a long goodbye embrace, not lame ass short shorts. My mother wears short shorts that are smaller that this crap. I just threw up in my mouth a little thinking about it, but mother is in the room so I had to swallow it so I don’t get the belt. This is a new low.

Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage Bomb

I’m not sure, but I think that Salma Hayek wants to get my attention. Here she is out the other night making a solid case as to why she should be named Cleavage Queen . Reigning queen Christina Hendricks’ massive cleavage is pretty much impossible to beat, but Salma’s got the tan and a much hotter face so I’m really confused. They’ll just have to get in their bikinis and fight it out.

Sophie Turner’s Cleavage Is Talented

I know that even though Sophie Turner is working hard at becoming a celebrity, staging bikini pictures and probably banging producers, she’s not quite there yet. that being said, I’m still going to post pictures of her because I think she has lots of potential. Lots and lots of potential… Soft, tanned motorboatable potential. You see where I’m going with this.

Bridget Marquart Dresses For Success

Leave it to a Playboy chick to find just the right thing to wear to a party. Here’s Bridget Marquardt in some sort of sexy/slutty genie outfit on the red carpet at a party held over the weekend in Las Vegas or somewhere that has a lot of trashy chicks. Wherever she is I’d like to to visit some time because the dress code seems to be right up my alley.

Maggie Q Is Hot… Whoever She Is

Does anyone know who the hell Maggie Q is? Me neither, but she’s wearing a weird and sexy bathing suit so I’m putting her up on the site for the first time. Welcome. Now show us your boobies.

Miss Universe Ruins A See Through Moment

Here’s the new Miss Universe Jimena Navarrete completely ruining some see through top pictures with her stupid Miss Universe bra. I guess she’s new at this so I’ll let it slide… This time. But this crap better not become a regular thing with her, she’s swimming in dangerous waters and needs a few nipples to keep her afloat. Next time.