Sometimes it pays to skip the elevator and take the stairs, especially when there’s a nude chick descending or ascending them. In Mr. Skin’s dream world, the stairway to heaven is dotted with nudity from babes like Maria Bello , Hayley-Marie Coppin , Bai Ling , Holly Madison , and Helen Mirren . Going up?
I think that of all the made up holidays we celebrate over here in North America, halloween has got to be my favourite. Not because it gives children the chance to have fun, get candy and show off their creativity through various costumes, but because it allows chicks to show off their slutty sides in outfits they normally only reserve for Chanukah or their husband’s birthday. Here’s Bridget Marquart showing off her sweet body in a few of this year’s classy offerings. I’ll take…. Any of them. Call me more pictures of Bridget Marquardt here Related Articles Holly Madison’s Breasts Are WOW! Holly Madison’s Boobs Are Up For Grabs Holly Madison’s Breasts Like To Party Holly Madison’s Got Strange Fashion Sense
Bridget Marquardt is in no rush to have children. But the former back-up girlfriend to Hugh Hefner has taken out what she refers to as an “insurance policy,” just in case: the 37-year old froze her eggs three years ago. “It wasn’t that easy,” she told Us Weekly . “It’s a lot of medication, a lot of hormones. You have to inject yourself in the stomach and I’m so terrified of needles! It was a difficult thing for me to do.” So, why do it? Because Bridget was living with Hefner at the time, but not allowed to date anyone else. With Holly Madison and Hef as “the main relationship,” Marquardt just wanted the option later in life. “I don’t feel that clock ticking,” says the model, who is dating Nicholas Carpenter . “I’m not really worried about it. At the same time I would like to have kids someday, but I’m not one of those people who’s dying to have kids. If it doesn’t happen or if I decide to adopt later, that’s fine, too.” [Photo: WENN.com]
Obviously Playboy had a party over the weekend and yet again they neglected to invite The Tuna, apparently nobody likes me, luckily Bridget Marquart and her breasts got an invite. Here she is showing off that impressive cleavage in some sort of weird western hooker costume. I kind of like it. Actually she looks more like one of those weird slutty looking Gypsy teenage brides I’ve seen some chick channel I don’t remember the name of. VAG or PMS or something along those lines.
If you’ve always wanted your girlfriend to look like one of Hugh Hefner’s sloppy seconds Playboy leftovers, now you can. Here’s Brigitte Marquardt modeling her line of sexy costumes including, the sexy secretary, the sexy maid, the sexy nurse…. We get it, basically these are going to be sold to strippers and prostitutes. I’m on board. I hope they’re machine washable. You can get them
Playboy is still a stairway to stardom in the digital age, but the path taken by these bunnies is somewhat different than their nude predecessors- these girls are famous for being themselves! The Girls Next Door made Hef’s perky blonde girlfriends Holly Madison , Kendra Wilkinson , and Bridget Marquardt into bona fide reality superstars, as well as giving voyeuristic viewers an unprecedented peek into their nude daily lives. Playboy bunnies are more famous than ever before, with Holly headlining in Vegas, Hope Dworaczyk Trumping the competition on Celebrity Apprentice , and Jayde Nicole partying in The Hills . Check out these hot boffin’ bunnies in the buff after the jump!
Here are some pictures of Russel Brand pretending to be straight while engaging in illicit lovingly looks to his bride with a dumpy mom body, even though she hasn’t even hit 30 yet….I mean he is an actor and I guess acting is what he’s all about…making it easy to pretend that he’s happily in love with this pig and her pig tits while really he’s in love with her penis shaped clitoral attachment… I don’t fucking know, I just assume all androgynist people with dainty accents take it up the ass, I could be wrong, but it is the only thing that would explain marrying this twat…bedding her I get, cuz who wouldn’t hate fuck Katy Perry and her cankles just to watch her sloppy belly jiggle…but to marry it, that’s on a whole other level of weird sexual issues….fetish maybe, homosexuality probably…and who fucking cares…Not me..I just like I seem like I do cuz I wrote all this shit about nothing…
Here’s some Playboy bitch doing showing off her Playboy body, cuz that’s really all she fucking knows, and I guess we need bitches like this in the world, because without them, there’d be no porn, stripclubs, or grabbin’ titties for 10 dollars a song. So let’s celebrate this in this holy resurection of Christ Easter time….. To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow This LINK
I’ve had a lot of pictures of Playboy hottie Holly Madison on the site before, mostly of her lovely cleavage, but I thought I’d mix it up a little by giving you perverts a few sideboob shots. Why not? I see cleavage so often that I think I’ve become somewhat desensitized by it, so now I look for shots of boobs from other angles, underboob, ninety degree angle boob….. You name it. Sideboob is the new cleavage. Enjoy.