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Britney Spears’ Nipples Hit The Beach

After yesterday’s Britney Spears bikini pictures , the secret was out that she was vacationing in Hawaii and it was only a matter of time we’d get to see some more of the washed up popstar. I don’t mean to say we’d get to see more skin, I just meant that there are going to be a crapload of bikini shots all over the place so get ready for it. I know I am, I’ve got nothing scheduled but hours and hours of making angry aggressive love to myself.

Incredible Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

You know it’s going to be a pretty awesome day when I’ve got pictures of my favorite jobless hottie’s amazingly tight little body in a bikini. Here’s Sophie Monk showing me exactly why she can still manage to make a living without ever seeming to have any sort of employment. Hell, I’m writing a check for her rent as we speak, I just hope I’m not too late and some other loser has already payed it. Call me.

Olivia Wilde Bikini Pictures

Ever since I saw Olivia Wilde’s cute little booty in her spandex leggings a few months ago, I’ve wanted to see that thing in a nice little bikini. Well the time has come and I have to say I’m a little disappointed. I guess I should have know better, spandex was created by an evil genius to convince us that every woman could have an amazing ass. DOn’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I don’t like it, I do, I’m just disappointed that’s all. At least her boobs look… Ah man!

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Us Her Box

What? She’s carrying a cardboard box. What did you think I meant?

Beyonce Knowles Bikini Pictures… I Think

It’s a little difficult to tell, but these really are pictures of Beyonce hanging out on a giant yacht in her bikini. It’s her trust me. Sadly the picture quality is absolute garbage, but you get the idea. Boobs, oversized earrings and big ass hair just scream Beyonce . Anyhow, I’ve been looking at these pictures too long, I feel like I’ve got beer goggles on, I bet when I look at them later they’re going to be shots of some fat chick on a dingy.

Whitney Port’s Long Legs Did Something Today

I think I’ve developed a weird fetish for lanky, long legged, tall chicks because I can’t seem to look away from these pictures of Whitney Port in her little denim short shorts. Is that odd? What’s happened to me? She doesn’t have fake boobs… I love fake boobs. Maybe she’s somehow hypnotized me, she’s pretty damn pale she could be an albino… They have powers you know.

Britney Spears’ Hot Little Short Shorts

If you like hot celebrity hillbilly chicks like I do, you’re going to love these pictures of Britney Spears in her sexy little short shorts. Here she is I don’t know taking her kids to daycare, I have no idea, whatever it is she’s doing she looks pretty good. I would pay pretty good money to have someone like Britney Spears strap me into a car seat dressed like this. Nice and slow Britney…. That’s it.

AnnaLynne McCord Gets My Atention

I don’t know man. There’s Something about this AnnaLynne McCord chick that really gets me going. I a good way. I don’t know if it’s that she’s practically jobless or if it’s that she’s hot as hell. Whatever it is, I have a pretty good feeling deep inside that I won’t be able to touch her any time soon… It’s just a hunch, but I know to follow my gut.

Jayde Nicole And Her Playboy Friends

Some of you might think that when I say Jayde Nicole is out with her Playboy friend’s I’m referring to her boobs, I’m not that clever, I’m actually talking about the chick she’s with who’s apparently also a Playboy lady. I don’t know who she is, but I can see her boobies through that top and that’s the kind of thing that makes this guy happy. Enjoy.

Mollie King Needs Some Exposure

I’m still not a hundred percent sure who this Mollie King bird is, no doubt a member of some British chick band that none of us have heard of, but I think she’s pretty damn sexy so I thought I’d give her a little exposure. Hopefully she will give me a little exposure, if you know what I mean, with some semi erotic pictures of herself…. I can be reached on the

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